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cokeface

you're not using the straw properly!

About Me

ADD US !!! WE'LL TALK TO YOU!! ABOUT ANYTHING YOU LIKE!! WE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT TOTAL SHIT AT ALL TIMES! WE BE YOUR FRIEND LONG TIME!! MOST PEOPLE DONT REALISE THAT I'M JUST ONE GUY EITHER! BAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NOISE ON THIS PAGE- LEAVE A COMMENT SAYING HOW MUCH YOU HATE IT!!! SO COME ON.... LET A LITTLE NOISECORE INTO YOUR SOUL = )

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"I'm headed for the trees over there... If that's not a destination I don't care" (Kristin Hersh)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/4/2005
Band Members: dan. and others who dont actually exist but i pretend they do.
Influences: stress. mental anguish. noise. hate. laughter.

Sounds Like: a washing machine full of animals
Record Label: Spermicidal Cow Distro.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

THE HOBBLER

      * for gem *    cokey and gem were gettiing out dollar at the atm the hobbling hag of portchester did slowly hobble past our company... her wrinkled wretched fa...
Posted by cokeface on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:25:00 PST

it’s a cokeface christmas = )

Yey!!  its xmas!  i love...to eat.... presents....wait... get off my fucking chimney fat fuck!! SANTA!! YOUR GONNA DIE! christmas is ruined!!! my christmas cuntfucking sh...
Posted by cokeface on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:09:00 PST

PET COOKERY

If i owned a dog, i'd eat it. Burning Budgies. Cremating Cats. Hamster Homicide. Parrot Pasta. Dogs are fucking stupid, but make great tacos. Camel hump steaks ahoy! Duck roadkill laughter Lion Lasagn...
Posted by cokeface on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 02:22:00 PST

enjoying the summer = )

im a tirade of abuseand you are the wall that i shit that abuse upon  i even sent realistic fotos to a website that conducts munging because falmahaeic discharge may be a term to useto descr...
Posted by cokeface on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:34:00 PST

We're Fucked Up

 for weeks...months.. that plant grew in our garden. the sun...rain..moon... all nurtured its gentle growth. spuggy had a tear in his eye when it reached it's birthday. for he had ...
Posted by cokeface on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:23:00 PST

fourthcoming events with gem

dan an gem went to a rave got fucked up and beat up dave. dave was a chav who smoked on the lav and we all lived happily ever after (gem mesquitta)...
Posted by cokeface on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

PIESCOFFER

 It was a day like none other. as i gazed out of my window i witnessed a scene of pure delight."SPUGGY GET YOUR STINKY OVERSHAVEN AMORPHIS MASS IN HERE, YOU MUST SEEE!!" Annnnd rush he ...
Posted by cokeface on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:12:00 PST

the war ...

soaring through the skies as we head towards the blacknessi have a troubled head, A TORTURED MIND! and when we settle in those valleys theres always bile in our face! the blood is boiling , ...
Posted by cokeface on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

we like to saw saw saw...

  those Bastards have been in my fucking salt draw. AGAIN!! and now i'll tell you what we do with these scum...we 'll saw off thier legs... and  hang them from our lightbulbsand dance u...
Posted by cokeface on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:07:00 PST

everything you ever wanted to know about...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:COKEFACEBirthday:SOMETIME A LONG TIME AGO. WE CANT REMEMBER.Birthplace:SPUGGY WAS BORN IN A TAXICurrent Location:LOCKED IN A STUDIO RECORDING OUR DEBUT NOISECOR...
Posted by cokeface on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:28:00 PST