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Bob Dobalina

Bitch, I AM the headline

About Me

I'm not here right now. Prolly out drinking beer and trying to meet chicks. Or I'm at the tuxedo store getting fitted for a tux. I don't really need a tux, i just like when they measure my inseam.

My Interests

Kleenex, cheese whiz, and porn

I'd like to meet:

Any hot ladies with big boobies. But i will settle for sorta-hot ladies with average size boobies.

Music:

70's funk, speed metal, flute

Television:

Cops, 24, Dancing with the Stars

Heroes:

I hate that show. I'd do the cheerleader though.

My Blog

Today is April 26th

Wow, looks like i haven't blogged for a while.  Huh.  So much for that....
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

double f you

i know  ipromise dsomethintg funny and i sitll will psot ist.  i just need 1 more dirnk.  holy fuck , i'm typaing in german.  be back in liek 10 more minutes ok?love you more than ...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

yeah, f you

Yeah, iknow, it's been aw hile since my last entry.  Well you impatient tards are gonna have to wait.  Lemme finsigh my drink first and then i will writer somethign funny.  christ. ...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

mad props to my blog subscirbers

This blog is dedicated to all the subscribers of my blog.......you 2 people rock!!  The rest of y'all can eat a dick.  Sorry.  Captain Morgan is telling me what to say right now.  ...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

Me, Jay Z and Eminem

hahahaha, can you imagine me hanging out with jay z and eminem at the same fucking time? Oh man. jay would be all like "yo the Hova gots to go bang ms. beyonce", eminem would be like "for real dogs, d...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

I'm so cool it hurts

Perhaps it's the half bottle of captain morgan i just guzzled, but i seriously think i am the coolest person on the whole fucking planet.  For reals.  I mean, i rock as a friend, i rock as a...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

Need some halloween help over here..

Man I hate Halloween.  It reminds me too much of my prom.  All the pressure to find just the right outfit,  having to smile for all the pictures, worrying about getting a bone...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:18:00 PST

Tough-Guy Tony Learns a Lesson

Dear Tough-Guy Tony, You asked me not to contact you ever again and I am respecting your wish. Too bad though, we could have been good friends i think. Me with my sharp wit and killer body, you with y...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

2 turntables and a microphone

man, i wish i had 2 turntables and a microphone.  maybe then i could get laid.  i just have 1 cd player and an audio input jack on my computer.  does that count?  sometimes i like ...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

Me, Cptn Morgan, LL Cool J, Paris Hilton, Anna Nicole Smith, and Howard Stern all in1 paragraph

Yeah well, looks like i can't shake that damn Captain Morgan.  We are hanging out again tonight.  I try to make him feel as cold as possible, he makes me feel warm and fuzzy.  It's a ma...
Posted by Bob Dobalina on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:15:00 PST