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Rachel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



Your theme song is Walking On Sunshine!

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I like to think of myself as an OK person. Love my family, Love my friends, despise my enemies. Apparently, when I get drunk, I like to pet dogs on the street...even if they have muzzles on. I'm hoping to quit my day job one of these days, it just hasn't happened yet. I also like black licorice, which is, to some some people, very odd. Who knew! http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF013AD-The_Mercy_of_Admiral_ Schlork.jpg#83

My Interests

ASTORIA WITHOUT RACHEL by MICHAEL GESELE

I'd like to meet:

(STOP LAUGHING! Beware these beings, for they shall, one day soon, rise up and destroy us all!)..(Yes, Yes, just like pacman)
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Music:

The Clash, Robbie Williams, Maroon 5, Chet Baker, Louis Prima, Barenaked Ladies, plus many many more.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, All the Christopher Guest movies, Anything with Paul Newman but especially Cool Hand Luke, Hud, and The Hustler.

Television:

Watch and weep with joy my brethren.The State

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Books:

I...Never Learned To Read!!!!!

Heroes:

Madeline Kahn, Katherine O'Hara, Eddie Izzard, Lenny Bruce, Gilda Radner, and The Tick(Hero, Super)Kristin Wiig is my new comedy hero.
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My Blog

Loss of a friend

When I was a little girl, all I ever wanted for Christmas was a dog. My parents tried when I was 5 to get me over it by getting a cat. Even at 5, I knew when I was jipped. It turned out that cat, G...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:11:00 PST

Rainy Days and Mondays

Ok, that title should probably read "Tropical Storm Alberto Days and Mondays" but the Carpenters never wrote a song with that title.  So now it begins.  I knew when I moved to Florida t...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:06:00 PST

Astoria Without Rachel PART 1

So, my wonderful roommate Michael started sending me these photos he took around astoria that he titled ASTORIA WITHOUT RACHEL.  Now, for your viewing pleasure, here is Part one of this 8,000,000...
Posted by Rachel on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST

When you're lost and scared and you're all alone, daddy's waiting to carry you home

So, I'm reading the news on Yahoo yesterday,(The only place I get my news, by the by) and I see this headline: "Full House" star admits to Meth problem Well, without hesitation, my brain instantly goe...
Posted by Rachel on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 10:53:00 PST

GOOD GOD GO TO GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS

By far, one of the best shows that I've ever seen. However, I don't want to talk about the play in general...no. I want to talk about one man who is now, above the rest, for me. Liev Schrieber, Lie...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Everything happens to me

I used to think I knew a thing or two about computers. Now I realize I only know one thing about them...how to fuck them up. Somehow, I got the same virus/hacking/whole lot of pop-up ads crap on ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Afternoon, THe American Bible Society

Things I've come to learn while working at The "ABS" 1) Old people will very willingly give you money if you use the words God and salvation enough. 2) There are a lot of people who, I think, ...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've given in

Yes, Yes, I've given into the "Man" of the world wide web. Truth be told...I don't even know what the word blog means, but now I'm doing it. -Now you may ask yourself, "Why is Rachel starting a blog...
Posted by Rachel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST