Let's see, what can I say about me? I'm a 23-year-old Native American girl who works primarily as a sex toy reviewer. That means I spend a lot of my time playing with vibrators and watching pornography. As far as I'm concerned, I have the greatest job in the world.
In addition to fantasizing about Shay Jordan, Aurora Snow, Erik Everhard and Randy Spears, I also write for a local newspaper (if only they knew about my moonlighting!) and work a few hours at a cosmetics emporium to pay for my make-up addiction. My favorite brand is Urban Decay, a vegan-friendly line of bright colors and shiny, pretty things. Truly, I have a slight shopping addiction, so my paycheck from there doesn't tend to go too far.
I don't smoke or drink but I do love dancing and I frequently go out to clubs and bars to tear up the floor. I'm happier playing DD because then I get to sit behind the wheels of cars nicer than I will ever own. No, seriously--I drive a Hyundai.
I live in Kansas, but if you make any 'Wizard of Oz' jokes, I'll kick your ass because a) nobody from Kansas even likes the 'Wizard of Oz' and b) you're an idiot who can't come up with original material. Like we haven't heard every stupid joke with a Wicked Witch, Dorothy, Toto, or flying monkey punchline since we were old enough to come to the horrific realization that we live in a state that has been scientifically proven to be flatter than a pancake?
Want to know more about me, what I do or just want the name of the next big porn movie? Drop me a line ([email protected]) or check me out at www.rogreviews.com.
Jordin Sparks' "Tattoo" is sort of the theme song of my life right now...
