Alyssa - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i will drink coffee no matter how many days it's been sitting out. if there's coffee there, i'm drinkin it. i wish i was wealthy enough to be able to run my clothes through the dryer twice and only smoke the first drag of every cigarette. i haven't had a drink since Nov. 7th, 2004! i used to play drums in a band. one day i will have goals in life. my favorite food is mashed potatoes and i have a collection of toy guns. i've been to rehab. the airport people take my lighters everytime i go through security because i always forget i have them on me. one time they took nine lighters! that is my record so far. i have low self esteem. i also have a pair of rollerskates. my friend mary says they suck because they're pink but really they kick ass. if you ask me a question, i will answer it honestly. i don't sleep at night and when i do i grind my teeth. at one point in time i worked four jobs while going to school. now i chain smoke while watching elimidate. a really fun thing to do is to get inside a big cardboard box and then break out of it when someone enters the room. i communicate by way of a rotary phone from 1979. Call me, it really does have the most wonderful ring.

My Interests

Rose Bland, splenda, the Amish, the Big Basic at IHOP, to do lists, Dominic Humerickhouse, the number 12, winning the Florida lottery by drawing numbers from the bingo wheel i got at Target, Target, bling, my typewriter, my bicycle, that little guitar i fished out of Ryan Cashman's trash

I'd like to meet:

already found him

Music:

Shakira, french audiocassettes, The Cars, Cat Power, Elliott Smith, The Sugarplastic, T. Rex, Chicks on Speed, Interpol, The Breeders, Jay-Z, Ladytron, At the Drive-in, 50 Cent, The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Supersuckers, Belle and Sebastian, Tom Petty, Beyonce, Dirty Three, The Game, Le Tigre, PJ Harvey, Outkast, Sufjan Stevens, Bjork, Bebe y Serge, The Arcade Fire, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

Movies:

Dead Man, all Wes Anderson, all Tim Burton, all David Lynch, anything with Albert Brooks, Harold and Maude, that part in The Nightmare Before Xmas when Sally sings, The Squid and the Whale, The Devil's Playground, Waiting for Guffman

Television:

the Simpsons (early to mid 90's,when they were actually good), Adult Swim, Lost, Twin Peaks, Law & Order, Conan, South Park, Reno 911, The Office (both versions)

Books:

Geek Love, comics, Edward Gorey, Vonnegut, Roald Dahl, Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Jerry Orbach, Max Weinberg, Peg Bundy, Niecy Nash