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MY MOTHERFUCKIN' ROOM MATES!

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Music:

GARBAGE Sneaker Pimps Peaches Manson Yeserdays Raising Poison the Well Sarah McLachlan Chasing Victory Shinade O'Connor Depeche Mode Retard-o-bot Mindless Self Indulgence Kelli Ali Lil' Kim Foxy Brown Zao Missy Elliot Chicks on Speed Ladytron Gravytrain Bush Hole The Postal Service Bright Eyes Coldplay Ani Difranco Saosin Enya Damien Rice Smashing Pumpkins Fleetwood Mac Everytime I Die Lisahall Orgy

Movies:

House of Flying Daggers IMAGINARY HEROS Hero Step-Mom Seven Far and Away Purple Butterfly A Cinderella Story Ever After The Addams Family The Addams Family Values The Quick and the Dead Titanic Catch Me If You Can Big The Green Mile The Notebook Underworld Interview with the Vampire Blade Trilogy The Matrix Trilogy LORD OF THE RINGS Crazy/Beautiful A Walk to Remember GIA Mr. and Mrs. Smith Pretty Woman Flatliners Gosford Park Halloween Series The Others Death Becomes Her Troy Mortal Kombat Mean Girls Groove Halloween Series Set It Off The Devine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood Vanity Fair Ever After Ghost Ship 12 Monkeys The People Under The Stairs Fight Club Sleepy Hallow Enemy of the State Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind The Life of David Gale As Good As It Gets Goodwill Hunting Dogma The Beech The Little Mermaid Aladdin Some Like it Hot Breakfast at Tiffany's Ture Lies What's Eating Gilbert Grape Once Upon a Time in Mexico Life as a House So I Married An Axe Murderer TransAmerica Brokeback Mountain Memoirs of a Geisha Blow O.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

The O.C. Friends Desperate Housewives Project Runway America's Funniest Home Videos

Books:

HARD LOVE

I recall the gentle courtesy you gave me as I tried To dissemble in politeness all the love I felt inside And for every song of laughter was another song that cried This ain't no easy weekend, this is hard love It was hard love every step of the way Hard to be so close to you, so hard to turn away And when all the stars and sentimental songs dissolved to day There was nothing left to sing about but hard love

So I love you for your courage and your gentle sense of shame And I love you for your language and your laughter and your name And I knew it was impossible but I loved you just the same Though the only love I gave to you was hard love It was hard love, it was hard on you, I know When the only love I gave to you was love I couldn't show You forgave the heart that loved you as your lover turned to go Leaving nothing but the memory of hard love

Now I'm standing in this phone booth with a dollar and a dime Wondering what to say to you to ease your troubled mind

So I'll tell you that I love you even though I'm far away I'll tell you how you change me as I live from day to day How you help me to accept myself, and I won't forget to say Love is never wasted even when it's hard love It's hard love, but it's love all the same Not the stuff of fantasy, but more than just a game And the only kind of miracle that's worthy of the name For the love that heals our lives is mostly hard love

Heroes:

MY DICK!

AQUARIUS

Trustworthy.

Sexy.

Rare to find.

Extremly energetic.

Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

KATHY GRIFFIN