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Misdemeanor®

When I wake up in my makeup...

About Me



My name is Misty and its my real name. It isnt short for any other name and I have seen the movie "Play Misty for Me", HAHAHAHA. The jokes over. Last summer I had a needle stuck in my palm for 2 weeks and I didnt know it was in there until I metal detected it. Like I knew I had something wrong with my hand but if I would have known I had an effing needle stuck in it I would have had it removed sooner... My claim to fame is that I pinched Tommy Lee's ass backstage at one of his shows. He loved it ;) I work with helicopters, I love my job. My moms middle name is Starr, my dad is a retired cop and my sister is younger and much more mature than myself. I like cream soda, watching live bands, fresh coffee, and smell of suntan lotion. I know how to Highland dance and I am a girly-girl.

My Interests

Pharmacology, gemstones, fonts, rockstars, live bands, kitesurfing, dirty martinis, web design, porn, travel, art, coffee, day dreaming, bellydancing, people watching, clothing, the stars, laughing, coconuts, alternative medicine, real estate.

I'd like to meet:

Online stalkers, creeps, and the occasional rockstar.

Music:

Audioslave, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Mervyn Albin, Slayer, A Perfect Circle, Rage Against the Machine, Sex Pistols, Motley Crue, White Zombie, Sublime, Beck, Client, Peaches, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Greenday, Ministry, Janes Addiction, Hole, Beastie Boys, House of Pain, Cyndi Lauper, Rob Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gob, The Tragically Hip, Ill add more later.

Movies:

Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Drugstore Cowboy, Detroit Rock City, Winfield BC-VOH 2C0, Kurt and Courtney, FUBAR, The Virgin Suicides, Osmosis Jones, Go, Leaving Las Vegas, Casino, Heat, Blow, Sid and Nancy, Girl Interupted, Traffic, Saw.

Television:

TV is lame. N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N

Books:

Taber's Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary, A Million Little Pieces, The Amber Witch, Three Black Skirts, Little Girl Lost, Lovely Bones...

Heroes:

My Grandfather, Alexander Fleming, Coco Chanel, Doc Johnson ;)

My Blog

drunk phone calls

I have decided that the next person that calls me after 2am owes me a big bouquet of flowers. I work in the morning dumbasses. ...
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

finally!

I HAVE 69 FRIENDS...N
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST

Lame Quiz

?What is your full name? Misty None of your fucking business stalker quiz...What color pants are you wearing? Navy.What are you listening to right now? The PixiesWhat was the last thing you ate? Those...
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:39:00 PST

I dont even drink lmfao

Nathan says: Misty, all drunk and aggressive her drinking habits excessive She wakes up a mess I heard her confess My tolerance gene is recessive ...
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:09:00 PST

My Pet Peeves

My Pet PeevesWhen people dont dim their high beams for oncoming traffic.The hard plastic packaging that electronics come in. I cut myself everytime.Being ignored.When people dont believe me when ...
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:30:00 PST

If we could shrink the earth...

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something like the following:There would be:57 Asian...
Posted by Misdemeanor® on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:00:00 PST