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Ellie's Toilet

Wheres the commode in this place? I gotta squirt

About Me

I've been in Ellie's lease since her parents signed the year long agreement... god knows she's not responsible enought.. but she bleaches and cleans me once a week or at least as often as her shit deems necasarry.. god i hate it when she eats tofu

My Interests

flushing drugs, urine, poop and the occasional corn kernal. I dont like paper products too much i have a tendancy to get congested

I'd like to meet:

other toilets like myself... old.. sometimes cant handle all they must flush.. white.. porceline... oh what a lonely life i have as a toilet.. please some one come shit in me now

Music:

Air and running water

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs... as it should be.. best line in a movie ever "Wheres the commode in this place? I gotta take a squirt"

Books:

To Flush A Mocking Bird

My Blog

hurricane rita update

the apartment flooded the day before ellie left for atx. no rain. the apartment people are fixing it.  a broken pipe. moldy carpet. and a really really large hole in the ceiling. dont worry! i am...
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 03:58:00 PST

so all in one month

that boy came and stayed a week nineteeneightyfour opened ellie got probation for three years and the kat learned to shit in me
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well ellie has been painting again

its a much healthier form of therapy for the girl shes been taking really big shits
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the kitten

ellie painted me today and left the bathroom door open, the cat jumped upon me and now her paws are all black. hahahah! teach her to leap before looking. from now on ellie will close the door after fr...
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

been thinking on collective mental liberation

yeah thats all
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vegetarians...

wow rob was right.. since ellie turned vegetarian her shits smelllll a lot worse! hah! please god help save us all!!!
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new pics

so that bitch finally put up new pics..
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

smellie

the refrigerator broke.. so our house smelled rank for two days before ellie figured it out.. sigh.. now there no good food to eat
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

our apartment

so ellies been here like two months now and still a bunch of her shit is in boxes... and she calls me the bowl of shit
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nirvana - Polly

Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch Isn't me Haven't seen (have a seed) Let me clip Your dirty wings Let me take a ri...
Posted by Ellie's Toilet on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST