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tim

Quit yer bitchin' & Shut up and Drink!

About Me

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LeatherFace
Wow! LeatherFace, all i can say is that your messed up and you need help. Your pretty gruesome, using a chainsaw to kill, hanging people on hooks like clothes, and sewing peoples faces together to make your own. What a hobby! But it must run in the family, because their wierd too. But yeah, your a killer and you get the job done!
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My Interests

JEREMY MAYFIELD BITCH!!Racing, Packer football, my kids, checking out new bands, relaxing on the couch, Ebay, Thursdays at WIR!
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Name: Timmy
Birthday: july 13th,1972
Birthplace: Wurzberg, Germany
Current Location: Green Bay, WI
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: 50/50 Oneida/Hillbilly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reebok
Your Weakness: Nascar
Your Fears: Boredom
Your Perfect Pizza: BLT-Happy Joe's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 6 digit sales
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gots to PEE
Your Best Physical Feature: Tattoos
Your Bedtime: 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: How the fuck would I know if I can't remember?!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke(w Vanilla Bacardi)
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Hate Cigs
Do you Swear: fuckin Ay!
Do you Sing: Horribly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Never again
Do you want to get Married: Am
Do you belive in yourself: At times
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love Em
Do you play an Instrument: Lots
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Hate Cigs
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, I back it up
Ever been Beaten up: twice
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: fast as hell
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a grandpa
What country would you most like to Visit: United States is it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 160
Best Clothing Style: Skank at nite/business suit during day
Number of Drugs I have taken: which times
Number of CDs I own: 100's
Number of Piercings: 3 presently
Number of Tattoos: all appendages and gut
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can't count that high

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What's your name? Timmy
Do you watch NASCAR? Of course
If yes, which series? Nextel, Busch Craftsman, ALL regional
Who's your favorite driver? Jeremy Mayfield
What's your favorite team? EVERNHAM
What's your favorite sponsor? Coors Light
What's your favorite make and model? '67 GTO Tri-power,Nascar('69 Torino Talladega)
How long have you been watching NASCAR? Since '77
Do you like restrictor plate races? Used to. To fuckin dangerous now. No one gets it until Dale JR dies I guess. Daddy wasn't enough.
If yes, which is your favorite track? Talladega, for the people
What is your all-time favorite track? Martinsville, again the people more than the track
Do you like the road courses? Yep
If yes, which one is your favorite? Mosport
Would you rather watch a 2-mile track race, or a half a mile track race? 1/2 mile
Have you ever made plans for the weekend based on the NASCAR schedule? EVERY weekend
Which do you like the best : Superspeedway, short track, or road course? Short track!@sshole
Is your TV always on the Speed Channel? Nope, FOX and CNN news, and sportscenter and Fuse
Are you obsessed with NASCAR? Yeah, I'd say obsessed
Are you obsessed with one or more of the drivers? yes
If yes, who? 19, 9, Kvapil, Wimmer, and not Kenseth!
Are you obsessed with cars? Yes
Would you give up your left nut to get to drive around your favorite track with your favorite driver? Marty Robbins is dead!
What do you think about Rusty and Mark's retirement? Great, now bring 'em back to WIR where they started!
Who do you think will be the next to retire? Sterling, against his will
Do you think Martin Truex Jr. would be an AWESOME driver for the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series? In 2 more years
Since NASCAR had the "NASCAR'S sexiest driver" thing.... who do /YOU/ think is the sexiest NASCAR driver? Erin Crocker, my girl
Is NASCAR your favorite sport? I love Nascar, but I'm from Green Bay where I bleed Green and Gold! Packers all the way!
What do you think it would be like to race for a living? was great while it lasted!
What's the fastest you've ever gone in a car? 219 mph for now
What's your /DREAM/ car? '69 GTO Judge Blue on White

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Music:

Forced Entry - Never a Know, but a no THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE SHOW US ALL THAT A 3 MAN BAND CAN ROCK SOME SERIOUS ASS! ONE OF THE SONGS THAT MADE ME UNDERSTAND "GOOD FUCKIN METAL" (P.S. Ona side note, SEDUCE was another BAD ASS 3 piece metal band, just had to add that. click here
PANTERA! Forced Entry, Sepultura, Frank Zappa, Korn, Metallica, Hatebreed, The Man in Black, SOiL, David Allen Coe, Prong, SLAYER, Machine Fuckin' Head, Hank Jr & III, king's x, Happy Schnapps Combo, Dokken, Ratt, Sepultura, SOCIAL D!, and the god-OZZY. ..Want the code to post this banner yourself? Just CLICK HERE and copy and paste the code to your MySpace profiles and other websites!.. width="425" height="350" .... I CONSIDER A GOOD FART IN A HOT TUB MUSIC IF ITS DONE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Spaceballs, Office Space, Caddyshack, Kentucky Fried Movie, Cannonball Run, Heat, Tora-Tora-Tora, Nice Dreams, Emmit Otters Jug Band Christmas, UHF .. width="425" height="350" ....

Television:

Lost, Nascar, most news channels, Pinks, Mind of Mencia, Miami Ink, Howard Stern TV, Jimmy Kimmel live, Rescue Me, Friday Night Lights, My Name is Earl Take the quiz:
What that 70s show character are you?

Hyde
You are Hyde. A criminal , and you dont care what anyone thinks of you

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Books:

The one on the back of my toilet .. .. width="425" height="350" .... Penthouse, Maxim, Stuff, Smithsonian magazines
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 43%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Heroes:

My mom, firefighters, all veterans(mom and the pinnacle-Grandpa), Mr Johnsonville from Sheboygan,WI Jeremy Mayfield .. width="425" height="350" ....
What kind of DIRT racecar should you be driving?


Late Model
You drive a Late Model. You have lots of money and can drive too.
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My Blog

Summa bitchin snow

The outlook for this weekend.............12 inches of snow!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by tim on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:53:00 PST

cooped up

 I CAN'T WAIT FOR FUCKIN SPRING TIME!!!!  THE SNOW IS FINALLY MELTING BUT WE STILL CAN'T DO SHIT OUTSIDE! DAMN.......WE DON'T GET ENOUGH SNOW TO GET THE SLEDS OUT..........AND WHEN IT DID SN...
Posted by tim on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST

Bad Weeks

I had bad weeks all my life. As a TEENAGER.........a break up felt like the end of the world. After that came ADULT LIFE.......and jail.   Along the way............came PARENTHOOD..............
Posted by tim on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:20:00 PST

IGNORANT ASS SHIT!

Just a small note. Me, the wife, & Mikey are hanging and my mother in law and 2 of her kids come over. While we are sitting here, a country music video comes on. My lil' bro says "this sucks, find...
Posted by tim on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

Mixed shit

I can't stand Christmas! Seems like every time you turn around, more shit you have to do...........Because it's Christmas! Shopping......decorating.....smiling......acting like I LIKE all this shit! B...
Posted by tim on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:31:00 PST

San Fran Sucks

Sorry San Fran fans.........looks like you'll be home for the winter just like us.........Thanks to the Pack just kickin' your ass!
Posted by tim on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

Dimebag

Damn its a bitch that Dime is gone. For those that knew the man, What a Fuckin loss. For those that didn't know the man, what a fuckin greater loss! I hurt now but all I got to do is put in a cd ...
Posted by tim on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

One hit wonder Metal?! Ladybugs! Bong Beer Snafu!

Is it just me or are we starting to get a Music scene just like in the late 80's & early 90's where there was a shitload of "One Hit Wonder" bands with the albums we just "had to buy" and no matte...
Posted by tim on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

Packers update

Blah, Blah, Blah................ you say the Packers suck. I say..........Fuck yourself! At the end of last season, I told ya we were fucked, no one listened and most got pissed that I said it. Call a...
Posted by tim on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Ugly ass days

We went from a 4-12 coach at his worst to a 3-13 coach, I ain't too happy right now but I did tell you a coach was comin'."  I'm salty, I'll leave it alone for now. Computers been out all day, te...
Posted by tim on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:54:00 PST