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RICK DASTARDLY

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR

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Whos your buddy?

first of all i have to say im tired of all these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!!!!!! A PICTURE OF A RICE CAKE DOES NOT FEED A HUNGRY MAN-LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON A TUFFET EATING HER CURDS AND WAY ALONG CAME A SPIDER AND SAID "HEY BITCH WHATS IN THE BOWL!" HICKORY DICKORY DOC YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE I AIN'T YOUR POP.--now that thats out of the way I like concerts, music, beer, TOOL, tequila, sex & alcohol, CABO,VEGAS, Tijuana, HOOKA, My friends, My Family, and My .1 Pool service!! I clean pools in my speedo! We are the worlds only sexual pool cleaning company:

Porno Pool Side Service!

We scrub Hard if ya know what I mean! :)
Which drunk are you?

You're drunk like me
You're suave, sensual, can play the guitar like a mother effing right even after 40 oz of rum, you epitomise what drunkenness should be...

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Song: Electric Head: The Agony (Pt. 1) - White Zombie

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My Interests

I like Music, I’m always down to party! I like trips to Vegas and fondling HOT women like Ashli, and Carolyn!! I also like football, baseball, BOXING, Drinking, hangin out, and havin a good time!!

I'd like to meet:

cool people that like to have fun ;)

Music:

TOOL

TOOL THE BAND THAT STARTED IT ALL A Perfect Circle, STP, MUDVAYNE, anything by the jackson five, yannie, pimples 5, RED hot CHILLI peppers, METALLICA, :

PANTERA, REST IN PEACE DIME BAG
Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells, Pt. 1

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Movies:

I tell you what … I like Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Exorcist, The Usual Suspects, All Cheech & Chong Movies, Porno, ½ Baked, Pretty much all scary movies or anything with nudity! X Rated and R Rated movies, even NC-17 movies!! And of course Bambi.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Horror Movie Creature/Killer Are You???
Demon
You posses young people, such as little girls(exorcist)...or peoples hands(idle hands)...you freak!

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Television:

Simpsons, Bevis & Butt head, Crank Yankers, MXP, Skin-A-Max, Ren & Stimpy, and of course the Dave Chappelle Show!!

Books:

Read This Mother Fuckers:

THE DA VINCI CODE,ANGELS AND DEMONS,CHARLES MANSON IN HIS OWN WORDS,PORN,MUSCLE AND FITNESS MAGAZINE,WHATEVER IS IN UR BATHROOM AT THE TIME

Heroes:

Maynard of TOOL, Phil “This is for you! Moosecow!!” Charles Manson, and Mr. Rogers, “Won’t you be my neighbor…”

My Blog

An open letter to a good friend

Dear Alcohol: First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you'...
Posted by RICK DASTARDLY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ONLY A STONER WOULD TAKE THE TIME

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY...
Posted by RICK DASTARDLY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jesus got a DUI

ok if his blood is made of wine then if he ever got pulled over his blood alcohol level would be at 100 percent so he would technically be drunk. kinda makes u think doesn't it.
Posted by RICK DASTARDLY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST