Here it goes: Someone who......... has Verizon, doesn't "play on Playa", drinks red wine, opens doors, doesn't take my ish, respects their mama, wears Seven Jeans/True Religions, listens to country, wants to see the world and especially California, asks how my day is/was, makes me laugh, puts God first, challenges me to be a better person, and has goal and ambition. I don't think that is too much to ask considering that I'm amazing as well.P.S. A. Do not ask me to go to the movies with you and then 1. make me drive 2. have me stop at AMPM to buy beer 3. sit in the parking lot and consume the six pack and 4. not have enough money to purchase a ticket for me .B. Do not lecture me the whole date about why hell is not real and that you are so smart that you are going to write a book about it.C. Do not make me drive to Irvine and 1. split a quesadilla and take the bigger piece and 2. tell me that you like boys too.D. Do not take me to the Norco Fair one day and my friend to lunch the next day.E. Do not ask me if I do "blast" once I get to your house. I do not do that and I don't even know what that is.F. Do not meet me at the movies and then wait inside becasue it's cold. I would never think to meet you there since I'm not buyig my own ticket. You may however, use my rewards card so I can get a free popcorn next time. Bring a jacket.G. Do not ask me to get a drink with you AFTER you have taken holiday pictures with your grilfriend. I'm not that desperate for a free glass of cab.P.S.S. I can neither confirm nor deny these events have actually happened to me.
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