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Paul

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About Me

Hi. My name is Paul, and I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy Harley-Davidson motorcycles, Ford Mustangs, playing keyboard in an Industrial band, horror movies, drawing, exercising, rock music, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: you're a mature person and I'm a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?(If you can guess what movie I stole that line from you win a prize!)AIM = deviipaulCreate or get your
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My Interests

I am interested in a lot of things including art, horror movies, weird things and books, comics, drawing, piano/keyboard, martial arts (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu), weightlifting, biker rallies, Buffalo Bills, tit-tays, anime and manga, Ford Mustangs (just sold my 1999 droptop in August but I'm eyeing a new one sometime in the future)and other muscle cars, Harley-Davidson motorcycles (proud owner of a 2004 1200C), bizarre shit, video games, live concerts, insane babbling bums on the street, cats, and a lot of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Other people in the area interested in the same things, obviously. If you are a whiner, bullshit artist, or bitch I would not be interested in meeting you.

Music:

I'm not gonna name all of the groups that I like here as that would take up too much time. But, I like music in the EBM, Industrial, Goth, Electro, Techno, Funk, Goa/Trance, Rock, Alternative, Metal, and Punk genres. I also like soundtracks to horror movies. Oh yeah, and I like 80's cock rock bitch so sue me. Currently, I'm playing keyboard in Doomsday Virus.
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Movies:

My forte is in the horror genre where I am a huge fan of Italian horror flicks by such directors as Lucio Fulci, Dario Argento, Mario Bava, and Ruggero Deodato. I love Zombie and Cannibal movies. Cronenberg, Fincher, and Lynch are da man. I also like Anime, Comedy, Blaxploitation, Action and Sci-Fi flicks. I don't like too many dramas, "chick flicks", or stupid ass romantic comedies featuring whoever the current golden boy/girl of the moment is. Some of my favorite movies of all time include: Zombie (also known as Zombi 2 or Zombie Flesh Eaters), the Star Wars Trilogy, Shaft, Cannibal Ferox, The Beyond, the House By the Cemetery, Fight Club, Se7en, Cannibal Holocaust, Blade, Videodrome, The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Matrix, the Mack, Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS, Tombstone, Beerfest, Tencious D in the Pick of Destiny, Burial Ground, Ichi the Killer, Tetsuo the Iron Man, the Evil Dead Trilogy, Dead Alive, Scanners, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, A Clockwork Orange, 300, the Toxic Avenger, the Fist of the North Star Series, Akira, Ninja Scroll, the Hills Have Eyes, The Thing, The Lone Wolf and Cub series, Easy Rider, Full Metal Jacket....

Television:

I don't watch much television as I find it most of it pretty boring and mind numbing. Can't stand reality shows except American Idol because I get a kick out of the auditions and pure cheesiness of it all. I hate soap operas. The only TV I really watch is Comedy Central (South Park, Colbert Report, and the Daily Show), Discovery Channel, History Channel, and NFL Football when it's in season. (Go Buffalo Bills!) Most of the time my TV is on it's either playing a DVD or an Xbox 360 game.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Pahlaniuk including the novels Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, and Invisible Monsters. JRR Tolkien. Hebert's "Dune" series. Anything from Disinfo.com. Martial Arts books. Erich Von Daniken. Howard Bloom. Memetics and NLP. Manga books. HP Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Gaston Leroux, George Orwell, Bret Easton Ellis is da man. Horror books. Art books. Paranormal books. Tech Manuals. Hustler, Rue Morgue, and Mad magazines. Anything weird, wacky, crazy, or unusual. I have quite a collection!

Heroes:

Royce Gracie, Tyler Durden, Kenshiro, Jubei, Philip K. Dick, Jacques De Molay, Stan Lee, Lloyd Kaufman, Lucio Fulci, Nietzsche, Machiavelli, Ozzy, Joe Coleman, Willie Horton.
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Movie Survey

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list. 1) Bold the ones you have seen. 2) Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it. 3) Cross it out if you sa...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:25:00 PST

Dumb Survey (I am bored)

And your name would be?PaulWhen was the last time you were told you were beautiful?Uh... I don't think anyone's ever complimented me using that word.Is your phone close to you?On my nightstand.Look at...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:37:00 PST

MSI/Birthday Massacre/Julien K Show at Revolution Hall

Wow, what an awesome fucking show that was Tuesday night! It was sold out but luckily I snagged a pair of "Will Call" tickets before the show. It's weird because I figured it'd be like any typical Cap...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:32:00 PST

Zombie Survey (Stolen by Recluse and DJ Jezebel in Hell)

Zombie Survey If you were locked in a mall with zombies and you had to choose 1 weapon, 1 song to be playing overhead during the mass bloodshed, and 1 famous ...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 10:21:00 PST

A Love song for all the Ladies I know...

...this one is for you ladies. I hope you enjoy it.Love Paul ...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST

The Democratic Primary in Roughly 8 and a Half Minutes

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Posted by Paul on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:38:00 PST

Hotel Boredom Survey

How old will you be in 3 birthdays?37Will you be married by then?Don't know, don't care.Who was the last person you hugged?JunkoWhat were you doing at midnight last night?Trying to sleep and watching ...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:49:00 PST

Bush to declare vistory in Iraq and then set up permanent bases!

Who didn't see this one coming? Revealed: Secret plan to keep Iraq under US control Bush wants 50 military bases, control of Iraqi airspace and legal immunity for all American soldiers and contr...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:45:00 PST

I Don’t Need No Doctor.

Just give me some cigarettes and some anti-anxiety shit! ...
Posted by Paul on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:22:00 PST

Even the birds know it’s over for Hillary...

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Posted by Paul on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:18:00 PST