CLASS

"seeing CLASS live is like...well...being slapped in the face...TWICE!...having a lime rubbed in your face afterwards, getting an eye-full of cleavage and knowing your witnessing a show that people will later claim to have attended. oh sure, blood was spilled, attendees were attacked, clothes shed, washing gloves used to humerous affect. but dont fear, it was all recorded for prosperity, so at least youll get a chance to hear it all in the box set. like a nooner or a quickie in the bathroom they get in and wind you up and leave you wanting more, your sat bitting your lip in ecstasy, thanking THEM for the mess, happy to lay in the wetspot afterwards. if you could go back to the beginning and start it all over again like your fave album you would. oh sure there were songs sung, and rapid fire guitar, a few stage aerobics (in shorts mind you like aerobics should be done in) a tamborine which i HOPE you didnt notice because of who it was attached to...with the whole merry bunch led by their funky drummer. and with all this theres the celebrity whos blown off for the toxic avenger and the dreaming of furture CLASS fantasies to make real, the hundred year port they'll drink, the mansions and the tigers, YES...FUCKING TIGERS!!!...on leashes, LEASHES!!! are you salivating yet cause this is every night with CLASS. this aint the rock n roll lifestyle, this is your CLASS lifestyle, why just be you...when you can have CLASS in your life?"-elitesince 1970