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Leon

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Leon Jonathan ('Abigaille' in the Northern Quadrants) McDonald
Birthday: April Fool's Day, 1986
Birthplace: Sydney
Current Location: Mornington, VIC
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Antelope Brown
Height: About 7 cm taller than lauren
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Carcharodon megalodon (google it - but not you adam!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Globes that need a serious 'coolness' overhaul
Your Weakness: Television in my room... and monaco bars
Your Fears: My heritage (http://www.strangemag.com/megalodon.html)
Your Perfect Pizza: Proscuitto cotto pizza - from Da Gianni's, Martina Franca, Italy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2nd Annual WORLD'S COOLEST GUY Award (endorsed, sponsored and produced by Leon McDonald) - some other bastard won last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (its flawless - you dont even have to read what the other person's written)
Thoughts First Waking Up: OH FUCK! where's my phone? "hey man... yeah... yeah i know, im sorry... seriously i'm just about to leave!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My cute widdle bum bum
Your Bedtime: time? like... apples?
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a bigger nerd than i am now
Pepsi or Coke: Coke-in-a-can
MacDonalds or Burger King: m C d o n a l d ' s
Single or Group Dates: Dates have big seeds... YUCK!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - Lemon - served in a tall glass with crushed ice and garnished with a sprig of fresh mint
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Skinny Double Shot Mocha FrappaCHINO (in a mug thanks)
Do you Smoke: Fuck no! (well yes - but only cigars, and VERY infrequently)
Do you Swear: (see above)
Do you Sing: If by singing you mean wallowing in my own sadness, contemplating my latest lost love whilst polishing off 12 sara-lee bavarian desserts... then no. But i do that other thing with the vocal chords all the time!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes
Have you Been in Love: Nah
Do you want to go to College: I'm there... want factor is fading though
Do you want to get Married: COURSE! but when the time is right
Do you belive in yourself: belive? do i be-live in myself? errrr... yes, my heart is beating?... errrr
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nup
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm Brad Pitt in the dark - just don't touch me
Are you a Health Freak: WHO YOU CALLING A FREAK!? no
Do you get along with your Parents: 99% of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE them
Do you play an Instrument: strumpet means whore in shakespearean
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, i kicked in my bedroom door coz i was sober (JEEZ!)
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: There's a mall near my house... it's about 20m long
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes - KING SUSHI - it sucked
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I'm not into weird fetishes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ohhhhhhhhhhh yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the heart of a certain spanish scorpion (that's right jason, baz and i are eloping and there is NOTHING you can do to stop us!)
Ever been Drunk: Again - i kicked in my bedroom door coz i was sober (GOD!)
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yes, all the time..........................................
Ever been Beaten up: A descendant of megalodon? i dont think so!
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: When I'm 100 i want my wheelchair to be thrown from a cliff... I'll just watch safely from afar
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A brick
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, like the ocean (i can be romantic)
Favourite Hair Color: That blonde / black thing...
Short or Long Hair: Long, generally
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: 40 BILLION kg's (HAHA IMAGINE THAT - SO FUNNY! HAHAHA)
Best Clothing Style: One that makes the person look 1000 times more beautiful than they would look if wearing a retro clown suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zip
Number of CDs I own: 673.8? i dunno, i'm just throwing out a random number here
Number of Piercings: Zap
Number of Tattoos: Zong
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Never seeing the notebook with an emotionally unstable girl... (shit, i said that outloud didnt i...)
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My Interests

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Movies:

WITHNAIL & I, South Park Movie, Team America, Ernest Does Christmas, Mortal Kombat (so crap its awesome)

Television:

Black Books, South Park, Family Guy, Little Britain, We Can Be Heroes, Sesame Street

Books:

Everything is Illuminated (Jonathan Safran Foer), The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay), The Outsider (Albert Camus)