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chris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

To those with enough time to waste to read this bit. I am Chris; I started in the womb of Grover from sesame st, and broke free after he suffered a tragic accident falling from a 10 story building. (He was pushed) this resulted in my ever long quest to avenge his death. I started my search at the bottom of a pond in Edithvale were a lovely couple named Avril and Ron scooped me out and placed me on a bed of gum nuts and tree bark. I spent most of my child-hood watching the world revolve around me as if in some sort of movie montage. The earliest memory I have of my waking consciousness happens to bee the news jingle for the JJJ news. As the years ticked by soon I found myself in a strange all male school catering for the gifted and slow. (Depending on how much money you had) I was firstly put into the slow pile. Days dripped off the calendar as if a freak show performed by a bad hypnotist. When I reached the age of whatever, I found a strange compulsion to open my mouth and yell, this I later called the art of singing. The Overseers of the institution in which I was enrolled saw me performing this and decided me to pluck me from the pod in which they had me and placed me into a box. From time to time I would poke my head above to observe the strange happenings of the "real world". I found much pleasure in making funny animals with the laces of my shoe. We now jump ahead a few hours to my first spiritual awakening. I became frequently involved in a strange ritual that opened up my perception and mad all that was unseen... well... seen really. I took this knowledge and harnessed it in the art of music and it was from that day that I Endeavour to enlighten the world and bring a message of............ (You’ll have to wait and see)-chris..This profile was edited with Tytus Penn's Myspace Editor™

My Interests

here is a list!!-Bass -satay chicken noodles.. BLA BLA (mordialloc) -movies -MUSIC - play gigs and have fun rockin out and drinking and partying. -crappy kung fu movies -nail polish.......donno why -wierd people -telling christian door nockers that they are going to HELL -also letting them know that i'll see them there -reading books about aliens and conspiricy theory books -i enjoy not being called into work -i enjoy getting money when i do work - having descussions on alterd staits of conciousness and the ability to locate and open the third eye and all sorts of "out there" things with my dad (he is really smart at thoes things) -Smoking after sex -Smoking after a meal -I love that light headed feeling just before your really really fucked! - Jesus lives in frankston - Nigel shall be australias first Dictator and im happy with that! - Ratti shall create something that nobody expected and change the world as we see it today. - I wish to find a different light at the end of this soo called tunnel called "life" there is more to it than we are seeing, and its shallow that we are only here to live a single and solitary life and be forever happy. - Don't listen to what they tell you. for they are just afraid of the reality that might not be life. thats about it ..... have fun

Music:

Aperfect circle, Jeff buckley, radio head, placebo, NIN, led zeppelin, pink floyd, jimi hendrix, massiv attack, beattles ( a day in the life ), BJM, Dandy warhols, joy devision, bravery, Real Life, New Order, tori aimos, the who, Tom waits, KNIFE, and shit loads more

Movies:

MAtrix.. Amelie.. american beauty.. Romeo n juliett (bazz version).. dark city... fight club.. old school kung fu movies..

Television:

Government way to controll perception and sway judgment off themselfs.

Books:

Nothing in this book is true, but its exactly the way things are. - Bob Frissel .........The Seduction -

Heroes:

Maynard James Keenan, Ron Laurie.PEACE

My Blog

FUCK AMERICA!

FUCK YOU AMERICA!
Posted by chris on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:47:00 PST

am i self centered

THE WORLD IS FUCKED AND THERE IS NOT A THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! so go back to sleep it'll all be over in the morning
Posted by chris on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:29:00 PST

Am i Wrong?

I did something funny   I was out getting flowers for mum  and this Greenpeace hippy piece of shit chick jumps out and sez hi how are ya!? im like im fan-fucking-tastic   she asks me ha...
Posted by chris on Sat, 13 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

The BooK of P-R-I-D-E

Brothers and sisters, i welcome you with open arms and no judgement! Come sit by my side children and have a smoke a drink or whatever you feel to do! There is no judgment here, only family, we are al...
Posted by chris on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:07:00 PST

baby cake muffin break

why hello.. welcome to thoes who have just joined us, im the inside of chris's head!   nothing to report nothing to say nothing to do, i need to go out and play. im not myself today, i think i'l...
Posted by chris on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:09:00 PST

so whats up with me?

hey, chris here, well no shit... im at work.. and the tv is not workin.. there are no customers!! touch wood! (taps head)  so im just chillin on the computer listening to the gorillaz lates albu...
Posted by chris on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST