chris

To those with enough time to waste to read this bit. I am Chris; I started in the womb of Grover from sesame st, and broke free after he suffered a tragic accident falling from a 10 story building. (He was pushed) this resulted in my ever long quest to avenge his death. I started my search at the bottom of a pond in Edithvale were a lovely couple named Avril and Ron scooped me out and placed me on a bed of gum nuts and tree bark. I spent most of my child-hood watching the world revolve around me as if in some sort of movie montage. The earliest memory I have of my waking consciousness happens to bee the news jingle for the JJJ news. As the years ticked by soon I found myself in a strange all male school catering for the gifted and slow. (Depending on how much money you had) I was firstly put into the slow pile. Days dripped off the calendar as if a freak show performed by a bad hypnotist. When I reached the age of whatever, I found a strange compulsion to open my mouth and yell, this I later called the art of singing. The Overseers of the institution in which I was enrolled saw me performing this and decided me to pluck me from the pod in which they had me and placed me into a box. From time to time I would poke my head above to observe the strange happenings of the "real world". I found much pleasure in making funny animals with the laces of my shoe. We now jump ahead a few hours to my first spiritual awakening. I became frequently involved in a strange ritual that opened up my perception and mad all that was unseen... well... seen really. I took this knowledge and harnessed it in the art of music and it was from that day that I Endeavour to enlighten the world and bring a message of............ (You’ll have to wait and see)-chris..This profile was edited with Tytus Penn's Myspace Editor™