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About Me

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.. ottotheretard
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My Interests

i love burritos at 4am, parties that never end, dogs that love cats, and....twins.

I'd like to meet:

ok so i met the female, now i'd like to meet...mel gibson. so i can punch him.

Music:

punk rock, hip hop, reggae, rock n roll, old tymie cuntry music, oldies, and sinatra

Movies:

brazil, kubrik, tarantino, the point, movies that scare me, anchorman, watership down, tiger porn, stewie griffin: the untold story, taxi driver, anything with angelina jolie, eternal sunshine...

Television:

adult swim dood

Books:

I am 70% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about?

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: otto
Birthday: 10/7
Birthplace: near boston
Current Location: mountains
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 3 feet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: scotsman
The Shoes You Wore Today: old army boots
Your Weakness: the women
Your Fears: injection D;
Your Perfect Pizza: a steak
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: w4nn4 cyb3r ;-)
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuuuuuuuggghhh
Your Best Physical Feature: nosehair baby
Your Bedtime: wha?
Your Most Missed Memory: most of it
Pepsi or Coke: soda fucking sucks
MacDonalds or Burger King: steak.
Single or Group Dates: heh
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: all the time
Do you Swear: like a pirate
Do you Sing: like a pirate
Do you Shower Daily: ...like a pirate
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: i missed class again
Do you want to get Married: i will marry immigrants for money
Do you belive in yourself: no, i am a myth
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: to hobos
Are you a Health Freak: im all sorts of freak
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK YES
Do you play an Instrument: i tend to think of myself as an instrument... OF TERROR
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: oh yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i really like weed man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: damnit
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: i dont remember
Ever been called a Tease: haha yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep!
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: spawn
What country would you most like to Visit: newzealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: yellow or grey, something magical
Favourite Hair Color: NOT BLOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: meh
Weight: no fatties
Best Clothing Style: what?
Number of Drugs I have taken: no junkies or cokeheads allowed
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: whatever
Number of Tattoos: whatever!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing

My Blog

THERES GOLD IN DEM HILLS!!!!

otto is going to california.we hope.
Posted by ° ° on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

i, phantom

Check it out I been waitin', playin', for a long time X amount of thoughts carried out in my mind I turn on the TV, I see crime Script written diligently and aired on time Push the power button, now I...
Posted by ° ° on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:59:00 PST

i just dont know what to do with myself...

i want to stand on my roof and scream it as loud as possible...but someone might hear me.
Posted by ° ° on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:17:00 PST

2nd phone in a month....DESTROYED..

i lost all my numbers.send me yours.
Posted by ° ° on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:54:00 PST

lost my phone lost my internet

mind is next.
Posted by ° ° on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:23:00 PST

three legged cats ftw

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
Posted by ° ° on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

7331 profile views.

Thats 1337 backwards......and you just ruined it.
Posted by ° ° on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST

i disagree

with ...YOU
Posted by ° ° on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:17:00 PST

ali is the shit.

and i mean that in the most fecal way possible.fecal meaning loving.
Posted by ° ° on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

fat people

are excellent.
Posted by ° ° on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST