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Jenny H

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"There are no criminal charges for emotional abuse. That is the great thing about America. No matter how bad things get, you can always call someone a fat whore."

EAT FOOD. NOT TOO MUCH. MOSTLY PLANTS.

My Interests

[SA]Switchback, Chapel Hill Durham and Asheville, Texas Pete Hot Sauce, Chile ramen noodles, Puma, Lonsdale, Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, Franklin St, tattoos, shows, dancing!!, skiing, my family, riding on motorcycles, and sewing. I'm very crafty.

I'd like to meet:

More girls like Chelsea and Luiza.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

If you wanna be my friend at least write a message, you private-profile having jerks. I don't need "internet friends".

Music:

Reggae is NOT bob marley and peter tosh. I like real reggae music. Rocksteady, Ska, Dub, Dancehall. DJs on the soundsystem toasting it up. I love reggae music.
Uptown Top Ranking.

Punk Rock & Oi! if you don't like it than go home.

girlie music like Mirah and Frente and Le Tigre and the Softies.

hip-hop & gangsta rap is my shit. I wish we had a real club in Asheville for some real dancing

other music is cool like Manu Chao, Tricky
Necro, hell yeah

Northern Soul makes everyone dance.

Movies:

Anchorman, Romper Stomper, Willy Wonka, The Harder They Come, Super Troopers, Slim Susie (my favorite movie ever - totally worth the subtitles), little miss sunshine. And Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

big cat challenge!

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Law & Order

Books:

The Diary of a Teenage Girl by Phoebe Gloeckner; Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil; The Best American Non-Required Reading; my textbook about the Arts & Crafts movement; The Easy Way to Stop Smoking; The Easy Way to Stop Drinking; The Onion's Atlas of the World

Catcher in the Rye can go fuck itself. I SERIOUSLY REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS BOOK.

Heroes:

good parents. Allen Carr.

and Doug Miller!

My Blog

please don't kill your dog with shitty food

"dont forget to update your pet food list due to recalls, and most importantly stay away from canned foods except for Wellness, Merrick, Solid Gold, and Innova: the only ones left in my store complete...
Posted by Jenny H on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

My dog is the smartest dog in the whole world!

The list goes smartest to dumbest1) Border collie 2) Poodle 3) German shepherd 4) Golden retriever 5) Doberman pinscher 6) Shetland sheepdog 7) Labrador retriever 8) Papillon 9) Rottweiler 10...
Posted by Jenny H on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

Pet Food!!

This is the Somethingawful.com forums consensus on animal food.  It was compiled by numerous veterinarians and pet owners & is not sponsored by anyone - factual information on pet food is har...
Posted by Jenny H on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:36:00 PST

know your rights/don't be retarded

Reposted from Ganja. Everyone should know this. You deserve your charges if you consent to a search.The Fourth Amendment to the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution states:The right of t...
Posted by Jenny H on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:03:00 PST