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Juice!

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About Me


Whattup, I'm Ian but you can call me JUICE!
My spontaneousness gets me in trouble a lot.
I'm highly opinionated but if you can ever get me to shut the hell up I'm actually a good listener
I'm the father of an amazing 10 month old boy who I dedicate 100% of my life to and nothing comes before him
I try to live life to the fullest and experience everything I can, life is far too short to become enthralled in the petty little shit that seems to take over everyones life
I believe in forgiveness
I like the metals
I dabble with the guitar a bit
I am a FREETHINKING christian
I am openminded and will give anything a shot at least once
Currently looking for bands to record demo's for
About to go to school for architectural HVAC drafting and design
Possibly looking for a new project that isn't hell bent on taking over the whole damn world
Acoustic music enthusiast
Apathetic aspiring tattoo artist
Currently restoring a muscle car
Thats about it
Other than that why don't we get together and go catch some cocktails sometime? Maybe share some intelligent conversation?
Check out my acoustic page.
Some random thoughts.
Keenan Ivory Wayans has an inproportionate head. Its "out of round" if you will.
You know sometimes I could just go for a good full hand slap across the face. On second thought, I'd rather do the slapping. I thinks its optimal being the slapper as opposed to being the slappee. But that could just be me.
I wish that we didn't have to sleep. I also wish I could fly. I always have these dreams about me flying around, having fun and then I wake up... dissappointed.
I once peed in a bottle in middle of class on a dare. Later on that day someone found the bottle and showed everyone in my English class. Not my finest moment.
Is there beer in heaven? I'm pretty sure there's wine up there.. so there's gotta be beer. It does have less alcohol % than wine.
I have actually walked full speed into a wall. I was, however, unaware of the wall's presence.
I once hit a fly in midflight with a pencil. It died with an indented round mark in it.
I got busted peeing in a barrel once. It was a very uncomfortable scenerio. I've been busted peeing in unpeeable areas all too often in my life.
I have a fear of catching you masturbating. It would damage my image of you forever. I would never be able to see you try to get ketchup out of a bottle again, for relapse reasons.

My Interests

Night skies. Citylife. Music. Guitars. Fish. Instruments. New interesting people. Art. Theatre. Museums. Body art. Poetry. Quotes. Fine buds. Intelligent conversation. Storms. Silence. Solitude. Motorcycles. Cars. Beer. Woodworking. Craftsmanship.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who understands and accepts me for who I am.

Music:

Well heres a few bands I dig:
Nostalia, After the Burial, Epicurean, Rivkit, Dying Euforia, With Dead Hands Rising, The Crinn, The Body Beneath, Glass Casket, Lamb of God, All that Remains, Unearth, August Burns Red, Soilwork, As Blood Runs Black, All Shall Perish, Veil of Maya, With Passion, My Bitter End, Despised Icon, Still Remains, Diecast

Movies:

Johnny got his gun, 12 Monkey's, Hero, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles part 1 and 2 but not 3, Signs, Unbreakable, Mute Witness, Harold and Kumar, Striking Distance, The Prophecy, Last Man Standing, Batman!! Total Recall, Suicide Kings, Judgement Night, Judgement Day, Reefer Madness, Narc, Judge Dredd, Wayne's World 2... and maybe 1, 28 Days Later, Young Frankenstein, The Big Lebowski is an all time fav..

Television:

Me and my little dude watch Spin City every morning.

Books:

I'd read a book if my attention span wasn't soooo.. whoa, that bug has 9 arms, aren't they only supposed to have like.. 6.

Heroes:

Corey

my grandma Lorri (the survival of the majority of my childhood and brother's childhoods wouldn't be possible if it weren't for her, I'm eternally grateful to her for her sacrifices)

Clayton

Many friends that have been there through the thick and thin. You all know who you are

My Blog

Being a father/life update.

So its Nehemiah's 11 month birthday and I haven't posted anything about how being a dad is. I'm going to be incredibly honest, so please don't judge me. This might be a long one. Nehemiah came into th...
Posted by Juice! on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:28:00 PST

NINJA HAIRBRUSH... waahh!!

I was reading through some old blogs and found this. Its just too good to not repost. A short story titled "Ninja Hairbrush", by Ian Frand. Enjoy.     It was a long dreary win...
Posted by Juice! on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:13:00 PST

No longer in Frontline Massacre

I’m sad to announce that I’ve very recently made the decision to leave Frontline Massacre. The decision is mostly based off of the fact that my work comp case is coming to a close, working...
Posted by Juice! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:46:00 PST

I was just thinking...

about back in the day when I was a "hardcore" christian. I used to not hangout with people because they smoked, drank, and what not, and actually preach against them... I was so naive back then. If yo...
Posted by Juice! on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:57:00 PST

Prospective shirt designs.

I just threw a couple of these together tonight in hopes of making something not sucky enough to actually make into shirts, follow that?  Feel free to add suggestions for improvement, I'm always ...
Posted by Juice! on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 10:35:00 PST

I usually don’t do this but...

my childish sense of humor simply won't let me pass this up. I particularily like "The Childbirth Dump". This got me laughing so hard I must have woken up the neighbors. Repost Taking A Dump... I'm s...
Posted by Juice! on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 05:27:00 PST

How Paypal and eBay f**ked me in the @ss!

Man am I pissed Less than a month ago I bought a laptop on eBay. I doubled checked his flawless feedback, verified seller status, and his paypal verification. I even went as far as to check if I was e...
Posted by Juice! on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

Baby fever part II

Last Friday some friends and I went out to the Rock for a killer show.. Earlier that day we had an ob appt and the doc made it sound like it was going to be awhile before the baby showed up....
Posted by Juice! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

slap the face

     I'm sick of hearing how terrible people's lives are. I mean seriously, grow up. Life is what you make of it. Your not a victim of circumstance all of the time. Its like they t...
Posted by Juice! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

baby fever

Well well... where do I begin?When I first heard the news we decided to bring my brother and dad out for dinner. I couldn't think of a way to bring up the news... Then it hit me. "We'll take 2 shots o...
Posted by Juice! on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:07:00 PST