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Lust4monkeys

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

wow, nothing comes to mind... does that mean im a super uncool loser? stream of consiousness begin: i am a mutant half breed from the near distant future. being born the product of an impossible combination, (a buddist and a jew), I have never and always belonged at the same time... ever feel like your special? i guess its a double edged sword... THIS IS NOT A SOB STORY haha well, im a mutt in the worst way, soon all your babies will look like me!I like pictures of feet... especilly when they dont belong... that sounds like a hardy boys or nancy drew novel.... "the hardy boys and the case of the feet that didnt belong"... in not really into feet... actually, i only like pictures of my feet.... one at a time though.I looove to travel!! Ive been to Canada, the bahamas, caribean, jamaica, west indies, france, england, spain, germany, turkey, isreal, jordan, china, hong kong, sri lanka, pakistan, thailand, laos, malaysia, singapore, indonesia, and australia... and im planning on expanding that list.I guess im a social chamelion, i like to think i can chill with and relate to just about anyone. Im a punk, jock, homie, genius, air head, funk waffle, super healthy, self destructive, spanish dancin, ravin, independent member of the group. I dont ever want to pigeon-hole myself exclusively hanging out with any one group. Maybe i want it all, and once i have it i, i lose interest?? or maybe i just love everyone?? i dunno, but whoever you are, i bet we have more than just one thing to talk about!Get your myspace layouts at My Psace.organd i love thriller...

My Interests

Taking off my clothes for money, traveling, exotic food, scuba diving, trekking , dancing, clubbing, costume parties, cooking, skate boarding, surfing, snowboarding, stir fry, making an ass, building houses, oral sex, kayaking, rock climbing, reading, sea creatures, working out, the beach, comic books, animation, concerts, the color red....

I'd like to meet:

interesting people and boring people... some plants.... (no rocks need apply) presto's and strango's..... some one who understands me! haha.... other HALF ASIANS! People who arent afraid to eat strange foods, freaky people who wear leather and latex, Other travlers, not tourists, travlers...
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Music:

I love music... too many artists to mention so here are some genres... punk, rock, electro, lounge, indie, industrial, hip hop, spanish dance, drum and bass, lo-fi, house, hard core, break beats, ... polka, but only if its electonic.... and country if im not in the room... Basically anything i can dance to! i play the wash board and moon shine jug

Movies:

Baraka, Brain Candy, Goonies, Labyrinth, Nightmare before Christmas, Welcome to the Doll House, Spun, The Dark Crystal, Kung-Fu Hustle, Tom Yung Goong, Shaolin Soccer, Commando, City of God, Kids, Grandma's Boy, Pans Labyrinth, Blood Diamond, Kill Bill 1&2, Sin City, Winged Migration, Blue Planet, March of the Penguins, American Beauty, Fight club, American Psycho, The Crow, The Departed... some others i cant remember right now...

Television:

tv sucks... it suck your life force through your eyeball pore holes! however, ren and stimpy is a worth while endevor. As are Strangers With Candy, Curb your Enthusiasm, wondershozen, and Nature Documentaries

Books:

invisible monster, survivor, choke, the beach, the tesseract, quiz show, love in the time of cholera, the maribou stork nightmares, catch 22, hitch hikers guide, a million little pieces, white boy shuffle, the kite runner, Only Foreward, The Alchemist, The Life of Pi, Are You Experienced, Dry, magical thinking, running with scissors,off the map,and 10 steps to a perfect belly button .......... pick up a book and fuckin read it you bum!

Heroes:

The elepant man from Tom Yung Goong, Tank Girl, Captain Condom (long dong schlong from hong kong), anyone with more than 10 toes..

My Blog

miss

i totally miss everything!
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sat, 26 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Fuck Dat Shit

ok, so WTF, what is it? how am i supposed to act?! i feel you have to be an asshole fuck up to gain a woman's respect.  If your kind, nice and warm you get treated like a little brother..... WISE...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:29:00 PST

the birds of life

"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".  Attages are are attages for a reason right?  should we always heed their advice?  i mean, there is inherent wisdom in these sayings, havi...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

surprises

when you least expect it... then it comes 
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:43:00 PST

INSOMNIA

I cant sleep, its late... things have been on my mind lately... does anyhone get the feeling that many people are one dimensional?  like they are jocks, or skaters, or fat house wives for that ma...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

east coast

It was really good to go home. It was good to see friends and family and rejuvinate myself.  Although i love the west coast, i haven't really been myself out here.  I spent two weeks driving...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:59:00 PST

Missing her...

How do you tell someone who doesn't want to speak to you... You miss them...?...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:30:00 PST

pumping iron...

Ok so I am studying to become a personal trainer.  This involves alot of book work, online lectures, and personal study time.  Suffice to say, (that was a tribute to ryan), one simply cannot...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

Fuck people who can hurt you!!!

Fuck people who can hurt you!!! FUCK!!  what the fuck, fuck mother fucker FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! FUCK ive been burnt.... so basically ive been shut out by someone who i hold very dear to my ...
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:42:00 PST

out of the kasmire mountains!!

wow, what an experience... i would love to write lots but im pooped, just got back into islamabad... im off to sri lanka for a bit... ill keep int ouch
Posted by Lust4monkeys on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:08:00 PST