If I Ever Make Love To An Animal...

About Me

Im Luis and Im Colombian and Im an asshole and I rule, simple as that. Im so fucking amazing and awesome, its not even funny, so yea piss off malparidos
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My Interests

i like girls, cocaine, speed, tabs, the snow, the beach, guitar, soccer, rugby, alcohol, ciggs, scaring people, dressing up and falling, absinthe addict, clover smoker, games that are video which are normally called video games in lamens terms, music, reckless misbehavior, nakedness, eyeliner and animals.

I'd like to meet:

Some Seraphim Some Nephelim and Some L Ron Hubbard Just To Beat His Ass. And Maybe You If You Tickle My Fancy

Music:

I like alot of music and styles. Its all good baby!

Movies:

Movies that are good and dont suck

Television:

i really dont watch tv but when i do its daily show, futurama, family guy, simpsons, south park and barney or the chu chu train show on nick!

Books:

|Che, 1984, book of ralph, chronicles of narnia, lords of chaos, D, choosing death, dogfighter, heaven and hell, absence of god, nordic doctrines, Steller, and some wierd religious books are fun cause they are silly...but get boring cause theres no pictures

Heroes:

Myself and The Guerita

My Blog

Musicians And Sex Slaves

Ok here it is, I havent done one of these shits in awhile but whatever. To whom it may concern(which is the entire world)...MTA is gonna fuck the shit of 2008 in the ass and cum all over 2009's face. ...
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:41:00 PST

funny shit and i dont care

a few funny things happened and i am not ashamed of them happening cause im a slampig. first i pissed on this very hot, very sexy, very special girl's bed when i was sleeping over her h...
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 01:05:00 PST

A Month Or Two

i dont remember how i got home saturday night from the bar, all i remember is being on the phone and waking up at 4 PM with the phone still in my hand and no one on the other line and vomit in the sho...
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST

cucamabona

its 3 am, have to be at work at 5 time for sleep u suck get drunk like i am
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:15:00 PST

Saturday

i just stole some awesome biohazard tape from uconn and some vials and bacteria shit. tonights gonna be a fun night with all that shit. haha what an awesome idea, drunk with biohazard materials!
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST

weekend!

this weekend is coming up and everyone needs to come out to stamford. thursday is at SBC friday is at black bear or rattlesnake saturday is hulla hanks or tiernenz and sunday is flip cup/beerpong nigh...
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:40:00 PST

Neck Still Hurts

im still so fucking sore from sunday and sucks the night ended like that and so much shit that happened that shouldnt have. and funny shit how dan and me are cousins now, we always joked about it at ...
Posted by If I Ever Make Love To An Animal... on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 07:53:00 PST