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It could take you an entire lifetime to figure me out.. I'm still trying to figure myself out. I'm completly nuts, and have been known to do everything on a whim. I travel when I feel like it, even if that means a 17 hour car drive. I cannot for the life of me cook. I dye my hair any color I want, despite what any one has to say about it. I say what I want to whomever I want even, if I get into a fist fight afterwards, and yes, I don't care if it's a boy or girl. I shop in excess, spend way more than I should on things I probably shouldn't. I hate cleaning my room. I obsess over every detail of everything I do. I'm a perfectionist especially when it comes to myself. I am an expert at winning arguments, usually resulting in the opposite party crying. I will always choose purple over pink, green over blue, or orange over yellow. I hate sugar. I love sleeping. I always remember my dreams and will share them in detail with anyone. I'm allergic to nuts. Haha I said nuts. I can drink any shot straight up and am willing to try a new one anytime. I panic.. a lot. I hate underwear. I'm obsessed with Guitar Hero. I hate Christmas. I think old people smell. I question reality. Deja vu freaks me out. I HATE germs, and probably wash my hands a thousand times a day. I have no problem wearing the same clothes all week as long as I wash them every night. I don't care what people think about me. I enjoy making people mad. I swear.. a lot. I lie to people. I spent $35,000 on the first car I ever bought and I wanted to return it the next day. I'm extremly jealous of children. I have no relationship with my parents. I'm colorblind, but can tell the difference between colors: it's only when they're on top of eachother that I can't see them. I think sex is hillarious. I think relationships are even funnier. I don't have any religious beliefs but I do believe in the supernatural. Dying pisses me off because I don't know what's next. From that statement you can probably tell that I'm a control freak. I love spicy food, especially Indian or Thai. I love the smell of gasoline and hate the smell of chocolate chip cookies. I CANNOT refuse a dare, which never seems to be a good thing. I fall in love easily and often. I stuff my bra. I dress like an old bag lady most of the time. I carry purses that are too big for me. I wear flipflops in the winter. I am terrified of birds. Other girls easily hate me and guys quickly become my friends. I do enjoy drugs.. I really fucking do. I love dressing up from different eras. I burn the toast every time. I laugh at everything, even when it's inappropriete. I think I have man shoulders. I don't ever sweat. I like it rough and crazy. Crazy guys turn me on. I rarely wear makeup but I go tanning every day. I hate going to the gym. I'm a bartender, but I can't stand doing what people ask me to do. I'm a real pain in the ass. The way I see it, the way I am is how I'm always going to be. Deal with it or fuck off.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
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