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The Franchise

About Me

i'm a funny lawyer. i don't practice law anymore. i corrupt young minds. i cracked up robin williams at a funeral. i like puns. i'm a great cook. i play ice hockey. i could probably be taken down a peg or two on occasion. i used to be able to sing like johnny cash, but not so much since i stopped smoking. i play irish bagpipes very, very poorly. i'm a pretty good dart thrower. i'm a dead-eye shot with rubber bands. i'm a wise-ass. greg says i play guitar like stevie ray vaughan; i wish.....
You Are Austin
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll.
You're totally weird and very proud of it.
Artistic and freaky, you still seem to fit in... in your own strange way.
Famous Austin residents: Lance Armstrong, Sandra Bullock, Andy Roddick What American City Are You?
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European? Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 80% Green Lantern 65% Iron Man 60% Superman 60% Catwoman 55% The Flash 55% Hulk 55% Robin 48% Supergirl 46% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 31% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

irony, hockey, justice, music, comedy, darts, whimsy, hanging out

I'd like to meet:

extraordinary people. exceptionally smart, funny, talented people who can laugh at filthy jokes.

Music:

x, dead kennedys, johnny cash, dave alvin, paul weller, the paladins, the blasters, social distortion, rush, mojo nixon, agent orange, black 47, dar williams, rockabilly

Movies:

super troopers, the big lebowski, raising arizona, fist of legend, raging bull, goodfellas, matewan, limbo, shakes the clown, the specials, mystery men, enter the dragon, club dread, beerfest

Television:

rollergirls! the family guy, newsradio, the simpsons, the daily show, mythbusters, the west wing (r.i.p.), chapelle's show

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas, never shake hands with a war criminal, monkey girl, bushwacked!, lies and the lying liars who tell them, tailchaser's song, it can't happen here, catch-22, cat's cradle....

Heroes:

hunter thompson, billy zoom, stevie ray vaughan, janeane garofalo, jello biafra, marty mcsorley, all the chicks from rollergirls, thomas jefferson, emma goldman, ringo hallinan, warren thomas, dave alvin, john doe, joe hill, johnny cash, h.l. mencken, bill hicks