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RedBEARD

Could someone direct me to the girl with the tits?!

About Me

I'm a 20-something male from the Southeastern United States. Single, never married, and a self-described work-aholic. Acutally, I'm not sure if I'm a work-aholic or if I just really hate boredom thanks to my need for staying busy. Regardless, between my work and my many & varied hobbies I'm able to maintain my sanity...At least I think this is sanity.
Currently, I'm working with the County of Orangeburg and their information technology services department. In my spare time I design and maintain several websites. I try to regularly update my own personal site, TRUE-Inc.NeT , on a semi-regular basis.
Also, I maintain a site for my Uncle, Edward Allen, who is a self-employed professional graphic design artist based out of St. Matthews, SC. You can check out his services at AllenArt.com .
If you have a web design project that you're looking to get off the ground and are SERIOUSLY interested in contracting my services, I have reasonable rates and am willing to discuss ideas prior to engaging in any sort of agreement. Feel free to contact me for more information or with any questions you may have.
I said for the longest time I'd never sign up for a MySpace account because of my already having a personal chunk of e-real estate, however now that I'm here I hope to meet some new people and hopefully develop some meaningful relationships.
TRUE-Inc.NeT | AllenArt.com
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NOTICE TO PEOPLE/BANDS/THINGS/ETC. DESIRING TO BE ADDED TO MY FRIENDS LIST:
I'm sick of receiving 50 friend requests per day from spam-bots who want to help me enlarge my penis, show me their webcam, or get me a $500 Macy's shopping gift card. Just in case you were wondering, this is what my in-box usually looks like (click the thumbnail to view a larger version)!
Notice the 3 page links at the top and bottom of the message list - trust me when I say that it was 3 pages of nothing but that crap!
As such, from now on if you want to be included on my list you must enter the correct information when prompted. If you're someone I know but maybe not all that well, feel free to send me a message and I'll most likely oblige your request. Bands, if I want to be a part of your fanbase, I'll send YOU a friend request!

My Interests

Boobs, web design, professional wrestling, music, movies, literature, comic books, sci-fi, football, hockey, NASCAR...And boobs, obviously.

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Jason Newstead, Kirk Hammett, and Robert Trujillo.

Music:

METALLICA, Slipknot, TOOL, Lamb of God, Slayer, The Haunted, Arch Enemy, In Flames, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, KITTIE, Mudvayne, Children of Bodom, HATEBREED, Marilyn Manson, Fear Factory, Disturbed, DOWN, Pantera, Black Label Society, Ozzy Osbourne, Evergrey, Lacuna Coil, Nightrage, Cellador, DragonForce, Scar Symmetry

Movies:

Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Ghost Busters, ALIEN, Predator, Psycho, The Birds, Rear Window, Lord of the Rings, JAWS, The Goonies, Saving Private Ryan, Full Metal Jacket, The Incredibles, X-MEN, Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, Blazing Saddles, The Transporter, The Professional, TRON

Television:

NFL, NHL, NASCAR, college football, Survivor, WWE's RAW is WAR, TNA iMPACT, Mythbusters, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Lost, Iron Chef, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Stargate: SG1, Eureka, Late Night with Conan O'brien, South Park, Reno 911

Books:

"A Clockwork Orange", "Sex, Lies, and Headlocks", "HALO: The Fall of Reach", "HALO: The Flood", "HALO: First Strike", "Science of the X-MEN"

Heroes:

Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Jr., Howard Stern, Gene Simmons

My Blog

The Magical Myster Tour...Well, Sort Of (6-19-08)

When I started my new job this past February, it was within the first week or two of my employment that my boss came to me and said something along the lines of, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...
Posted by RedBEARD on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:22:00 PST

Transition - Part Three (5.29.08)

The task of moving was not something I looked forward to tackling. The process of practically uprooting yourself and all your belongings, taking them somewhere else and starting anew seemed incre...
Posted by RedBEARD on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:49:00 PST

EVENT REPORT: Champions With Attitudes (5.9.08)

EVENT: Champions With AttitudesDATE: 5-9-08VENUE: Jamil TempleLOCATION: Columbia, SC  Pictures from this event can be found here - http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c203/RedB3ARD/Champions%20 Wit...
Posted by RedBEARD on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:00:00 PST

Transition - Part Two (4.22.08)

When the call came in, I was doing what I normally did during one of my workdays at The Energy Center  sitting at my sales desk, hoping the people coming through the door weren't going to wind up cau...
Posted by RedBEARD on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:59:00 PST

EVENT REPORT: Carolina Wrestling Association - York, SC (4.12.08)

EVENT: Carolina Wrestling Association (http://www.CWAPro.com)DATE: 4-12-08LOCATION: York, SCVENUE: York Recreation Center  Pictures of this event can be found via RingsidePhotos.net at this loca...
Posted by RedBEARD on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:08:00 PST

Transition - Part One (4.10.08)

As those of you who may be frequent readers of my blog postings well know (and to anyone who takes the time to notice the timestamp placed on all these entries), you’ll be aware of my lack of jo...
Posted by RedBEARD on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

MOVIE REVIEW: 10,000 B.C. (3-9-08)

Before I launch into this, I'll say that this is going to be a brief review and not the 13-pagers I'm prone to putting together.  Why?  Mainly because my time is somewhat limited this mornin...
Posted by RedBEARD on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:20:00 PST

Anyone interested in a road trip? (2-25-08)

As some of you know, I've changed jobs recently - actually, I've left a job and gotten on an actual career path, which is awesome but completely beside the point of this message.With the job comes a f...
Posted by RedBEARD on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:04:00 PST

New eBay Listings! (1-21-07)

I'm going to be moving within the next two weeks, and so it's time for me to unload some stuff.  Take a gander at these items, send me messages if you have questions about them, bid on them if yo...
Posted by RedBEARD on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

MOVIE REVIEW: CLOVERFIELD (1-17-08)

About six months ago, scant details of a movie to be produced by JJ Abrams (the man behind ABC's hit TV series 'LOST' and who is currently working on the next "Star Trek" motion picture) began app...
Posted by RedBEARD on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 09:51:00 PST