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Rock

It's a birddddddd...It's a planeeeeee.... It's GRAPE DRANK

About Me


FIRST OFF: let me say, if you are looking for a good time, you have come to the wrong place. however, if are looking for some loins you have come to the RIGHT place. but no, you may not have them. i am saving myself for jesus and big women.hallo. i am rock, you may call me rock. you may also call me mr. bojangles but thats up to you. i like to drink some grape drink. whats in grape drink, you say ? well, let me be the one to tell you. the ingredients are: sugar. water. and purple. its quite good. i am a performance artist. and pretty good at what i do. don't be jealous. my motto is: size matters. and also got your tubes tied ? it's not a major surgery. the kids sometimes call me HoJu. i am from tucamcari [pronounced: too come curry] feel free to visit. you won't find it on a map, so you'll have to go looking on foot. i like big women. i am a breakdancer but something ive always wondered is "what is breakdancing ?" ps - just because i'm from the states doesnt mean i'm not foreign .. as you can see in my picture. i like to eat Time Pass.. those of you who know what this is should consider being my friends. my favorite color is shiny brown [like my skin]. i have a lot of chest hair and am proud of it. please be jealous. people find me handsome in a grizzly kind of way. please be dazzled. i have some kids that i may not know about, however i am still very pure. a christian kind of boy, if you will. please do not make fun. if you read this entire thing, please IM me, you and only you are worthy of my time. my screen name is: LadiesluvcoolH forever yours, :: LLCH :: aka nacho mama beast

My Interests

spam & shiny men impress me. perhaps spam on shiny men.

I'd like to meet:

t.v. dinners and shampoo are my passion. if you like them, i am yours. maybe. you'll have to get past my security guard first. hes a small man with a big heart. i love him dearly.

Music:

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