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Lisa

Oohh, murderous umbrellas--Homer Simpson on the work of Christo and Jeanne-Claude

About Me

I am an aspiring author, a sales associate at Macy's and an accepted transfer student to Burlington College in Vermont. I will begin attending Burlington as a Writing and Literature major in August. I am also a former volunteer at the Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden in DC, and an utter and complete lover of the creative arts, the humanities, and some of the "finer things in life". Examples of this include: German Expressionism, New Objectivity art, and Weimar Republic Era Germany, Art Nouveau, Pop Art/Andy Warhol, Punk and Proto Punk ( especially the Velvet Underground,The Stooges, New York Dolls, and Roxy Music), Blues( such as Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Charley Patton,and Skip James,) Bebop( Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, etc), European films ( Fellini, Bergman, Almodovar, etc), Surrealism, Dadaism,and Ethnic food...Greek, Thai, East Indian,Ethiopian...whatever; yummy!) In addition to ethnic foods, I am also smitten with the cultures other than my own, such as Luso-Brazilian, East Indian/South Asian, Sub-Saharan African, etc...god, the world is such a fascinating and varied place, and I really can't wait until I have more money and time to travel and experience all of the incredible things this planet has to offer! I am also passionate about J.D. Salinger, Sylvia Plath, Malcolm X, Beat Authors ( especially Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, and Allen Ginsberg aka " The Holy Trinity"), David Bowie, John Cameron Mitchell, Oscar Wilde, Virginia Woolf, Salvador Dali, Max Beckmann, Old Hollywood icons like Marlene Dietrich, Jean Harlow, Greta Garbo, and Bette Davis, Man Ray( one of the sexiest photographers of all time), Diane Arbus, Arshile Gorky, Judy Chicago, Gustav Klimt, William Faulkner, Henry Miller, Charles Bukowski, Tom Waits, Arthur Rimbaud and the Symbolist poets, circus freaks and depression era carnivals, burlesque and pinup girls, camp and B-list culture (think "Valley of the Dolls, Suzuki's "Gate of Flesh", Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra, "Manos: The Hands of Fate", and mid century pulp paperbacks),Jean-Michel Basquiat, Patti Smith, photography, ancient Egypt, social histories of the poor, women, and racial minorities, leftist politics, human rights violation awareness, Egon Schiele, Francis Bacon (the one who was a painter), Bob Fosse, Otto Dix and Picasso. I also enjoy certain aspects of fashion such as historical/vintage clothing, and haute couture. Irreverent comedians such as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Sandra Bernhard, and Margaret Cho deeply resonate with me in addition to making me laugh hysterically. I also have a tendency to be drawn to chicks who look like Bettie Page and men who weigh less than I do. Finally, I have a very strong affinity for animals; dogs, penguins, peacocks, giraffes, hummingbirds, and koalas, in particular. I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!
You Should Be A Poet
You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem. What Type of Writer Should You Be?
I took the " If You Were a Poet... " quiz on gURL.com
I am...
Sylvia Plath

Do your feelings come pouring to the surface no matter what? Is writing or speaking your mind a matter of life and death for you? If so, you may identify with Sylvia Plath's confessional style of poetry. Plath is perhaps one of the most famous poets of the 20th century. Read more ...
Which poet are you?
What classically cool poet or writer are you?
William Burroughs
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You Belong in Brooklyn
Down to earth and hard working, you're a true New Yorker.
And although you may be turning into a yuppie, you never forget your roots. Where Should Your Inner New Yorker Live?Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||||||||||||| 62%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||| 38%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 4 Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||| 42%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 46%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||| 30%
Type 9 Calmness || 10% Your main type is 4
Your variant is self pres Take Free Enneagram Personality Test
I took the " the career personality " quiz on gURL.com
My career personality is...
Artistic

Bonjour, artiste! We're guessing you are one creative cookie. According to the Holland codes, you show a keen interest in self-expression and art appreciation. You may think of yourself as creative, original and unconventional... Read more ...
What's your career personality?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
You Are 79% Indie
You're a very indie person, and admit it, you look down a little on people who strive to be normal.
You'll indulge in a little mainstream pop culture every now and then. But for you, anything not indie is a guilty pleasure! How Indie Are You?
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music
See their whole playlist here (iTunes required)
Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?

My Interests

Punk, Proto Punk, Blues, Jazz, Art Nouveau, Post-Modernism, Expressionism, Dada and Surrealism, Weimar Republic Era Germany, Cubism, Social histories of the poor,women, and racial minorities, human rights violation awareness, David Bowie, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, the Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, Led Zeppelin, Bob Dylan, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Janis Joplin, The Rolling Stones, Muddy Waters, Roxy Music, T Rex, New York Dolls, Allen Ginsberg, Arthur Rimbaud, Jack Kerouac, Henry Miller, Egon Schiele, Pablo Picasso, Marcel Duchamp, Dali, Andy Warhol, Otto Dix, Max Beckmann, Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf, Tom Waits, Abstract Expressionists such as Arshile Gorky and Willem De Kooning, Francis Bacon(the artist one), Fellini films, Bergman films, Gustav Klimt, Balthus, Langston Hughes, e.e cummings, leftist politics, ethnic and interesting eats, burlesque and pinup girls, camp culture ( think "Valley of the Dolls", "Manos: The Hands of Fate", etc ), historical fashion/ vintage clothing/haute couture, comedians such as George Carlin, Margaret Cho,Sandra Bernhard, Richard Pryor and Janeanne Garofalo who use comedy as a medium for both art and as an outlet to speak their minds, writing fiction and poetry, reading (and NOT that bestseller shit like Stephen King and Danielle Steele, either!), bitching, and uhhh...read a bit more in the other categories, even if you find plenty of repeats from this section.

I'd like to meet:

Authors, artists, musicians, queer radicals...in other words creative people, as well as people who appreciate things like Dada and Surrealism, filmmakers like Fellini, and bands such as the VU and The Stooges, and people with open minds and open hearts. I would also love to meet anyone still alive whose name or whose band I have referenced in any of the other categories here, such as Bowie, Lou Reed, Tom Waits, Henry Rollins, Kim Gordon, Nan Goldin, PJ Harvey, John Cameron Mitchell, John Waters, Paul Rusesabagina, Aung Sang Suu Kyi,etc.
Your Inner European is Dutch!
Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.Who's Your Inner European?
You Should Visit Brazil
If you're looking for an extreme yet chill vacation, Brazil is perfect for you.
Go wild at Carnaval, get lost in the Amazon, and relax checking out the beautiful people on the beach. What Latin American Country Should You Visit?
You Should Travel to India
You're a passionate, gusty traveler - and India's gritty urban centers won't scare you away.
Maybe you'll take in the Taj Mahal, eat the best curry of your life, or attend a huge street festival. What Asian Country Should You Visit? Which Western feminist icon are you?
You are Emma Goldman! You are the mama of Anarchist/Communist feminism and you inspired millions to embrace the labor movement. Without ever directly saying so, you directed efforts toward saving wymyn and children from exploitation. Oh yeah, you were also a total sexpot!
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I took the " "if you were an artist" quiz on gURL.com
I would be a...DaDaist
Does your sense of humor sometimes leave people scratching their heads? Do you tend to wander off the beaten path? If so, it seems like you could be a Dadaist. Dada was a popular art movement during the late 1910s that rejected traditional forms of art. Read more ...

what kind of artist would you be?

You Are Expressionism
Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse. What Art Movement Are You?

You scored as Throbbing Gristle. Throbbing Gristle are probably one of the most notorious and controversial bands of all time. Their proto-industrial music is self-consciously confrontational and alienating whilst their lyrics often deal with disturbing subject matter. Their best album is probably 1979â€,,s deceptively-named â€,,20 Jazz Funk Greatsâ€,,.

Throbbing Gristle


93%

The Teardrop Explodes


90%

Wire


83%

The Slits


83%

Public Image Ltd.


80%

The Fall


80%

Joy Division


80%

Cabaret Voltaire


77%

The Pop Group


77%

Gang Of Four


60%
Which Post Punk band are you?
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Music:

Okay, here is a VERY long list, since I am a bona fide music junkie: Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Muddy Waters,John Lee Hooker, My Bloody Valentine, Roxy Music, David Bowie, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, T. Rex, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Funkadelic, my fellow Armenians System of a Down, Aretha Franklin, The Rolling Stones, Television, Patti Smith, Wire, Can, Billie Holliday, Nico, Led Zeppelin, SOME stuff by The Beatles, John Lennon, Brian Eno, Joni Mitchell, Sly and the Family Stone, Neil Young, Skip James, Love, Pere Ubu, The Talking Heads, The New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, James Chance and the Contortions, Sex Pistols, PiL, Stereolab, The Clash, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Steve Earle, Nellie McKay, Blondie, Nina Simone, Ray Charles, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd, The Kinks, P.J. Harvey, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Beck, Jesus and Mary Chain, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The White Stripes, Le Tigre, Janis Joplin, James Brown, The Pixies, Black Flag, early Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Lucille Bogan, Sonic Youth, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Serge Gainsbourg, Motorhead, Astrud Gilberto, The Replacements, Lucinda Williams, The Cramps, The Gun Club, The Black Keys, early Black Sabbath, Allison Kraus and Union Station, Guns N Roses, Neko Case, DNA, Ben Jorge, Gilberto Gil, Amy Winehouse, The Minutemen, Flying Burrito Brothers, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Charles Aznavour, New Pornographers, MIA, Judy Garland, Vivaldi, Stravinsky, Brahms, Fela Kuti, Kings of Leon, James Carr, Solomon Burke, Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, and the Raveonettes.

Movies:

Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amelie, 8 and a Half, La Dolce Vita, Freaks, Velvet Goldmine, Cabaret, The French Connection, The Godfather Parts I and II, All About Eve, M, Metropolis, Last Tango in Paris, All About My Mother, Goodfellas, The Seventh Seal, Wild Strawberries, Persona, The Rules of the Game, Blazing Saddles, L.A. Confidential, Hannah and Her Sisters, Heathers, Platoon, The 400 Blows, Blue Velvet, Pulp Fiction, Hairspray, Pink Flamingos, The Elephant Man, Valley of the Dolls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Quills, The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, The Station Agent, Labyrinth, Ghostworld, You Can Count on Me, Eve's Bayou, Dog Day Afternoon, Brokeback Mountain, American Splendor, The Battle of Algiers, Before Night Falls, Frida, The Departed, Maria Full of Grace, McCabe and Mrs. Miller, Rashomon, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, Crumb, Slums of Beverly Hills, Ran, Black Orpheus, The Savages, Citizen Kane, The Color of Pomegranates, Umberto D, and Blow Up.

Television:

Project Runway, Ugly Betty, Big Love, The Henry Rollins Show, The Simpsons, Real Time With Bill Maher, PBS Frontline, The Sopranos(RIP), Deadwood (RIP), All in the Family (RIP), Six Feet Under (RIP), My So-Called Life (RIP), Roseanne (RIP), Newsradio (RIP), The Golden Girls ( RIP), Freaks and Geeks (RIP), and my guilty pleasure...(drum roll please...) American Idol.

Books:

Once again, another VERY long list, since I love to read poetry and fiction, plenty of which provides me with inspiration for writing my own work: The Catcher in the Rye, Siddartha, Steppenwolf, Orlando, Mrs. Dalloway, To the Lighthouse, Sylvia Plath's poetry, Jorge Luis Borges' poetry, Arthur Rimbaud's poetry, Charles Bukowski's poetry, Anne Sexton's poetry, The Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, and Cannery Row by John Steinbeck The Bluest Eye, Khalil Gibran's The Prophet and the Madman, The Essential Rumi, On the Road, Tristessa, Dr. Sax (I ADORE Jack Kerouac!)Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, and Sexus by Henry Miller, Valley of the Dolls, White Teeth, Catch 22, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Sound and the Fury, Light in August, Brecht's plays, Allen Ginsberg's poetry, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, The Black Dog of Fate, Berlin Stories, Lolita, A Problem From Hell: America and the Age of Genocide, Things Fall Apart, Cathedral by Raymond Carver,Federico Garcia Lorca's poetry, Charles Baudelaire's prose poems, and e.e. cummings' poetry. I am currently reading Dostoevsky's The Idiot.

Heroes:

Plenty: Arshile Gorky ( yeah, he's my Great-Great Uncle, but he also started Abstract Expressionist Art...so take that, Jackson Pollock!), Steve Rivard (my best bud/mentor), my parents for not just tolerating me, but also loving me, J.D. Salinger, Sylvia Plath, Malcolm X, Lou Reed, Jack Kerouac, Henry Rollins, Charles Bukowski ( I gotta love a working class hero who wrote amazing poetry about his blue collar existence),Frank Zappa, Aung Sang Suu Kyi, Paul Rusesabagina ( aka "Hotel Rwanda"), Gloria Steinem, Susie Bright, Tristan Taormino, David Bowie, Oscar Wilde, Chinua Achebe,Virginia Woolf, Salvador Dali,James Joyce, Henry Miller, Anne Frank, Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Kahlil Gibran, Gordon Parks, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Allen Ginsberg, and Langston Hughes...in other words creative people who have done work that I deeply admire, as well as activists who stood up for human rights issues.

My Blog

An Erruption of Joy!

I am more than overjoyed to have received news today in the mail that I have been accepted as a transfer student to Burlington College in Burlington, Vermont! I will be entering in August as a Writing...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

OkCupid’s Political Spectrum Test

           ..t-->You are a              Social Liberal        &n...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:22:00 PST

Damn Right Im a Hank Chinaski Incarnate!

        My score on...The Which Famous Poet Are You Test:        Charles Bukowski!        (You scored 37 Demea...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:21:00 PST

This Speaks Volumes About My Sociopolitical Philosophy

My Liberal Identity:You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, an...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:49:00 PST

RIP E. Ingmar Bergman

    One of my favorite film auteurs ( I feel "director" is just to "middle brow" of a term for such a man), and one of the giants of not just art house/international cinema, but cinema ...
Posted by Lisa on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:21:00 PST

So Now Who Will Be the Hardest Working Man or Woman in Show Business?

While I do not cry at the deaths of celebrities ( at least not yet in my short life), James Brown's death is one that I feel that I must make at least a somewhat significant statement about. Especiall...
Posted by Lisa on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Blogging...Not My Thang

    I had started a blog in September of '06 on blogger.com, but after one or two entries, quickly lost interest. Not long after, I came to the realization that blogging, with the excep...
Posted by Lisa on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:26:00 PST

Holidays: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

I will be away on X-Mas "Vacation" ( if you can call it that) from Dec. 22nd until Dec. 27th ( unless there is a blizzard, which is unlikely, and then I might be trapped longer) in Massachusetts/ the ...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

Lisa Berberian: Published Author

"Now  hear this, Now hear this": You may now read my flash fiction piece( translation: a very short,short story) on the online magazine, The Potomac: A Journal of Poetry and Politics. The name of...
Posted by Lisa on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:46:00 PST

Quarter Century Evolving

I turn twenty-five today, meaning that I am now a quarter of a century old. However, I do not feel that I am deserving of turning this age, since I feel I am not where a twenty-five year old should id...
Posted by Lisa on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST