Like many things, getting crunk does not come easy to me. That's the first thing most people notice about me, "This boy is seriously devoid of crunk." Besides the obvious crunk deficiency I'm not so bad. I try to fill the void with some emo anguish and angst (I live 3 seasons worth of Dawson's Creek every day) so as to be participatotry in at least one current musical trend. Justin Drummond, mindlessly following the hits of today with less talk and more music every hour! (That's my motto)
Sometimes I wish life was more like a teen movie cliche. Put me together with some cool friends and hilarity ensues. Our randy exploits would make us legendary and after pining after "THE ONE" for one wild summer it would climax with "THE MOST ROMANTIC SLOW MOTION KISS EVER" at some "END OF THE SUMMER BLOW-OUT PARTY" where for one shining moment I trancend from "THE DORK WITH THE HEART OF GOLD" or "THE ONE RIGHT UNDER HER NOSE" or "THE NICE GUY" or "THE SENSITIVE GUY" to become "THE ONE SHE WANTED ALL ALONG." And there would be at least one legit "SLOW CLAP MOMENT." And guys like me would watch and see similarities in themselves and wish that would happen to them.
(Emo-ness of preceding paragraph: 9.1, Crunk-ness of preceding paragraph: -2.7)
My wit is beyond compare, especially when compared to most people my age. I'm quick on the trigger and rarely off-target. Someone who is 25 has no right to be so cynical, but "dems da breaks." My sense of humor is probably one of my better qualities and it doubles as a defence (Canadian spelling) mechanism to keep people from getting too close and to hide my own insecurities with myself. Man, if I get any deeper I'll probably actually drown in my own sorrows! (That was hilarious!)THINGS I LIKE:
Being with my frineds, drinking bitch drinks, partying, dancing at clubs, roller coasters, Dennis Quaid movies, bowling, my car, listening to music, girls, girls, girls, daydreaming, singing to myself, using my large vocabulary to make others feel inferior, naked girls, Rockstar, staying up all night and then going to work and still being the most productive competent person there, 80's music, homestarrunner.net (It's dot com!), making up nicknames for Kenney (K-Boogie, Big Poppi, Big Favor), being taken advantage of, happy endings, Halo 2 online multiplayer, the Tom Selleck ride at the Ventura County Fair.THINGS I MOST DEFINATELY DO NOT LIKE:
Hennessey, crazy people, snotty bitches, people who do not appreciate me and what I bring to the table, Halo, 15% gratuities for parties of 8 or more, the San Francisco Giants, Barry Bonds, fried twinkies, rap and hip-hop (this means you too, Crunk!), not being able to stand up for myself, gas station bathrooms, the eggs at the cafe in this casino in Jean, Nevada (a little bit runny), no air conditioning at Sears, manipulative people (other than myself), cats, birds, people who are assholes when they are drunk and speak poorly about other peoples genitalia, sushi.THINGS I AM UNDECIDED ABOUT:
What to have for dinner, what to do tonight, Scissor Sisters, the impact of the 'Golden Girls' on the global economy, what I really want, Claim Jumper, my favorite song.View my collection of Justin Drummond designed t-shirts here:
The Justin Drummond Collection
How to make a Justin
Ingredients:
1 part anger
1 part humour
1 part energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom
Username:
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
