Annie Motherfucking Burkhart

You could win a bucket of porridge!... but you might not.

About Me

I can play Mario Kart with my feet. You probably can't. That's essentially why Annie the world. Once you know and accept that, you're set.
Really though, I don't really have anything to say about myself. Like most people, I exist. Sometimes I rock it, sometimes I blow it, and that's that.

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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 5% Conservative, 95% Liberal
Social Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.
It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.
--Jean-Paul Sartre
It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.
--Blaise Pascal
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Existentialism

100%

Utilitarianism

75%

Hedonism

75%

Kantianism

65%

Nihilism

60%

Strong Egoism

60%

Justice (Fairness)

60%

Apathy

5%

Divine Command

0%
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My Interests

Aside from late-night cultic escapades, random acts of crazy foolishness, and documenting my streams of conciousness, I essentially do nothing but make music, witness the making of music, and read extensively to compensate for the mindless nonsense that is public schooling. On various occasions, however, I have been known to make a mean batch of potato salad and play Mario Kart with my feet... at the same time.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody who doesn't suck. This includes: people who rock and people who understand that coffee shops should always have soda water.

Who I wouldn't like to meet:
Everybody who sucks. This includes: people who don't rock and people who like Panic! at the Disco.

Music:

I could bore you with a list. With that said, I won't.

Movies:

I don't care. All that matters is that Jackie Chan is the man.

Television:

Monk, House, any game show that ever existed except Wheel of Fortune, and random History Channel documentaries.

Books:

Basically anything.

Heroes:

Jackie Chan
Marcia Olauson
Stewart Motherfucking Carlson
Vincent D'Amico
Jetero Chhen
Tim Walz
Paul Wellstone
Audrey Hepburn
The Oxi-Clean/Hercules Hook/Orange Glo/Kaboom Man
Gloria Steinem
Clarence Darrow
Clifford McCullough
Ryan McKeown
Melanie Stavenau
Ben Carr
Mikey Welsh

My Blog

apparently the to-do list says...

... that Annie is supposed to write a blog and that Beth is supposed to eat food. So then Beth went and ate food, and here I am, not wanting to write a blog, but I had to, because it was on the to-do ...
Posted by Annie on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

i shall grow jealous of you shortly, launcelot, if you thus get my wife into corners!

I don't even think I remember how to write one of these.Things are ever-changing. Whoever said that change is the only constant in life was a genius, aside from the fact that I'd imagine that pretty m...
Posted by Annie on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

invalid subject line + c

And here I am with my ever-present need to start off a blog with a witty/creative/ridiculous/profound/thought-provoking statement but having nothing of the sort to use. Nonetheless, I've managed to se...
Posted by Annie on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST

how many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

I'm so confused.
Posted by Annie on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:01:00 PST

if i had a child named lucy who looked simian, i would definitely change her name to rachel

I think it's another one of those times in which I should recognize that things are going. Not necessarily going well, not necessarily going poorly... things are just going. I'm not sure there's reall...
Posted by Annie on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:40:00 PST

luigi's got all the personality, but mario's got all the sexy

First of all, I'd just like to say that I'm a bit irked about all of the crap I'm getting about the songs we recorded this week. I mean, I was under the impression that these were just rough recording...
Posted by Annie on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 08:28:00 PST

it's just another night of plastic cup politics

I haven't had a whole lot to say lately. I would guess it's a mix between assuming there's no general interest in my life amongst people I know and not really having any interest in my own life. Wheth...
Posted by Annie on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:09:00 PST

your naval passage would rot away!

Yeah, umm... yeah. I don't even know. I'm just so goddamned tired, even though I just got about 10 hours of sleep.You'd probably like to know that I've been out of a computer for a couple of weeks now...
Posted by Annie on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:14:00 PST

how's my RAP-METAL, doug hastings?

So, first and foremost, I thought you all would like to know that Grant is gay. In a very literal sense. He has an Asian boyfriend. When Will first told me, I didn't believe it, but once it sunk in a ...
Posted by Annie on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST

all my best friends are metalheads

Okay, so they're not metalheads, but they are angry with each other. That's pretty much beside the point for now, though... just needed a blog title, and for some reason my comfort activity lately has...
Posted by Annie on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST