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M0r3 tH@n U B@rG@iN3D 4

Das how he doin it? Das how she doin it?! Whodi dat aint nuthin now check how Im DOIN it!

About Me


WUZ GOODY EVERYBODY. IM LAUREN A.K.A. THA ONE THAT GOTAWAY. BORN IN JERSEY, RAISED IN HAWAII, AND CURRENTLYHOLDIN IT DINE IN THA DURTY THURD AUSTIN, TEXAS. I AMITALIAN, 5'6' AND THIcK IN THAT GOOD WAY. NO I AINT ASNOBUNNI CUZ THEN WHERE DID I GET ALL THIS FLAVA?! ILOVE TO COOK, SHOP, GARDEN AND DO DANCE CLASS. BUT ABOVEALL ELSE I LOVE BEING A MOTHER!!I WAS A BARTENDER FOR 6YEARS -MIDTOWN AND THE ROXY ON 6TH-(MAD LOVE TO ALL MYPEEPS WHO TOOK SUCH GOOD CARE OF ME ALL THESE YEARS)I WASALSO A COYOTE (COYOTE UGLY) FOR 2 DAYS AND BOUNCED CUZTHAT JUST AINT ME. SO NOW I AM A SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETERFOR THE DEAF. WHICH I LOVE!! BEST CAREER IN THA WORLD!EVERY DAY IS SOMETHIN DIFFERENT.. THE MYRIAD OFENVIRONMENTS AND SETTINGS I WORK IN BRING KNOWLEDGE IWOULD HAVE NEVER ATTAINED OTHERWISE. ONE THING IM ALLABOUT IS KEEPIN IT 100. I CANT STAND PEOPLE WHO DONT KEEPIT REAL! LIFE IS 2 SHORT FOR BULLSHITTING! GET OVAYOURSELF! GUESS I AM THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO ALWAYS THINKSTHE BEST OF GODS CREATURES EVEN THOUGH LIFE EXPERIENCESSHOULD HAVE TAUGHT ME TO KNOW BETTER. ANYWAY...NO IM NOTLOOKIN FOR A HUBBY. IF I WANTED TO BE ON LOCK I WOULD BE.I SPENT THE BETTER PART OF MY TWENTIES MISSINOPPORTUNITIES BEIN WITH SOMEONE WHO TURNED OUT TO BEWHACK. SO RIGHT NOW IM JUST CHILLIN TRYIN TO B ABOUTMYSELF AND MY LIL GIRL STACKIN PAPER AND LOVIN JESUS. ILOVE HEARING FROM ALL MY OLD FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS,ACQUAINTANCES IN HAWAII WHO HAVE FOUND ME ON HERE. I GETTHE BIGGEST KICKS OUT OF HEARING FROM U ALL AND ALWAYSWONDER WHOSE GONNA BE THE NEXT PERSON TO POP UP. I KEEPPICTURES ON MY PAGE FROM BACK IN THE DAY CUZ ITS ALL PARTOF ME AND ISNT THAT WHAT MYSPACE IS ALL ABOUT. I DOWELCOME NEW FRIENDS OF ALL VARIANCES; BUT IF ALL U AREABOUT IS SERVIN AIR PUDDIN WITH WIND PIE U MAY AS WELLSAVE IT CUZ YOUR THE ONE WHOSE GONNA END UP SCHOOLED.OTHA THAN THAT I AM THE ONE U CAN BRING HOME TO MAMA
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My Interests


COOKING, SHOPPING, GARDENING, INTERIOR DESIGN, WORKING OUT, HIP HOP DANCE CLASS, READING, BUYING AND SELLING ON EBAY, TAKIN MY LIL GIRL HERE AND THERE, CHILLIN OUTDOORS ENJOYING THE WEATHER WHEN IT AINT HOTTER THAN HADES



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I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS - OLD AND NEW




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Music:



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BOSS HOGG OUTLAWZ SERVE N COLLECT BEST CD TO COME OUT THE 3RD COAST EVEN BETTER SCREWED MARY J old E40 RAKIM WU TANG GRAVEDIGGAZ PHARCYDE TRIBE CALLED QUEST UGK ESG HSE PSK13 old OUTKAST NAS FAITH EVAN FLO MOBB MIKE WATTS DJ QUIK DAS EFX MC EIHT EAZY E S.L.A.B YELLOWMAN BARRINGTON LEVY LUCKY DUBE FAT PAT LIL KEKE BUCKSHOT BIG STEVE JODECI THE SMITHS NEW ORDER THE CURE JANES ADDICTION TALKING HEADS old JANET old METHOD MAN BLACK MOON GANG STARR LSG DEFTONES STING MOBY COLDPLAY AUSDIOSLAVE PRODIGY AND I KNOW IM GETTIN OLD CUZ IVE GOT THE CLASSICAL MUSIC STATION PROGRAMMED IN MY CAR!!!!!

Movies:


I LOVE MOVIES SET BACK IN THA DAY. BRAVEHEART, GLADIATOR, COLD MOUNTAIN. IIVE SEEN COLD MOUNTAIN 10 TIMES AND I STILL CRY EVERY VIEWING! THRILLERS LIKE WHAT LIES BENEATH, MALICE, FALLEN. LOVE A GOOD TWIST AT THE END! CLASSICS AS IN TRADING PLACES, COMING TO AMERICA, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS REGARDING HENRY REVENGE OF THE NERDS. THERE ARE SOME MOVIES THAT I LOVE THAT PEOPLE TEASE ME ABOUT LIKE BREAKIN 1 AND 2 AND ZOOLANDER. BUT STRAIGHT UP I DO NOT DO THE CHOP EM UP HORROR MOVIES. THEY MAKE MY STOMACH TURN. SERIOUSLY, WAY BACK WHEN I USED TO GET SO SCARED AT NIGHT, I WOULD PAY MY SISTER MY ALLOWANCE IN RETURN FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF SLEEPING ON HER FLOOR. SHE HAS STILL NOT LET ME LIVE THAT ONE DOWN...

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Television:

TOP CHEF SQUIDBILLIES ALI G SHOW JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT THE X FACTOR TALK SOUP COURT TV PLASTIC SURGERY SHOWS DISCOVERY AND SCIENCE CHANNELS ANIMAL PLANET BOUNTY HUNTER -LELAND U CAN HUNT MY BOUNTY ANYTIME- SHEAR GENIUS SELL THIS HOUSE ...NO SITCOMS TOO MANY CLICHES AND REDUNDANT PLOTS

Books:

BIBLE SIDNEY SHELDON RICHARD NORTH PATTERSON MARIO PUZO PATRICIA CORNWELL RICHARD PRESTON JAMES PATTERSON JACKIE COLLINS

Heroes:

GOD MOM JUDGE JUDY ANYONE WHO FIGHTS FOR OUR COUNTRY EVEN THO I BELIEVE THIS WAR IS A FUMBLING HYPOCRISY

My Blog

Friends VS. Hawaiian friends

Eh, you Hawaiian or wat?  Try read and see which one you stay.>>>> FRIENDS:  Never ask for food.> HAWAIIAN FRIENDS:  Always bring the food. >> FRIENDS:  Will sa...
Posted by M0r3 tH@n U B@rG@iN3D 4 on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:07:00 PST

Letter from Jesus

Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year a...
Posted by M0r3 tH@n U B@rG@iN3D 4 on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

Where is God in todays society??

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary, Sunday, 12/18/05.Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no fre...
Posted by M0r3 tH@n U B@rG@iN3D 4 on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST