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Brandon

They put this in quotes, I didn't.

About Me



Brandon's Announcement Subject

Brandon Latest Update: Monday, February 13th.
i wasn't able to be online this past weekend so once again I couldn't stop all the crazy rumors.

i am NOT shutting down my MySpace profile, those bulletins are not true.

i'm not deleting any friends, and, no, I won't start charging people for viewing my profile.

thx!!

I like to blah blah blah and sometimes yadda yadda. Occasionally, I whatever. I enjoy doing this and that and whatnot. You know what I mean.

I have a website: www.brandonmuller.com

I also have another MySpace profile for my standup comedy (with audio clips).

My Interests

In my spare time, I enjoy adding the number 1 over and over again on my calculator. I just got to 347,875,937. I've only been at it for a couple days, though. I love roller coasters, phoons , hiking, caving , and traveling (the painstakingly captioned photos I took in Antarctica and Patagonia are found here ). I perform standup comedy around town. I used to be in the comedy improv troupe "Mandatory Friends" which executed its own mandatory death sentence and sent itself to that great improv gig up in the sky.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't have a computer (email or IM me if that's you). Someone who isn't judgemental--I HATE people who are--they are the worst people in the world. Someone whose well at using grammer. Someone who doesn't have a profile that's hard to read because of all the crap they did to it with that confounded Thomas MySpace editor. Someone who doesn't begin every sentence with the word, "Someone." Someone unlike me, I suppose.

Actually, I'd like to meet Eliza Jane Schneider.

You gotta love the Perry Bible Fellowship . Click image to enlarge.

You hate: ALL OF THEM
Which Stupid Quiz Do You Hate?
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This profile was edited with Thomas the Tank Engine V2.5

Music:

Hard rock, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Pink Floyd, 80's hair metal, children's music (not that Raffi crap--the good stuff like Rosenshontz and Dennis Hysom), John Williams, my neighbor's car alarm (it's *really* catchy and you can dance to it, too), and Metal Janitors .

Movies:

Empire of the Sun, Bambi, Lord of the Rings, Shawshank Redemption, Rad, Life is Beautiful, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bruce Almighty, Star Wars (4-6), This Really Isn't a Movie I'm Just Seeing if You're Paying Attention, Forrest Gump, and Airplane!

Television:

Mr. Show, Picket Fences, Simpsons, South Park, Inside the NBA, Seinfeld, Little House on the Prairie, Bullshit, Even Stevens, Monty Python, Ben Stiller Show, Hannity and Colmes, Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan Comedy Central specials, and that morning show where old people exercise.

Books:

I read a lot of non-fiction, mostly about science or religion. Skeptic is the best magazine in the world--for two years I wrote the "Demon Haunted Times" humor column in Skeptic. I also read other people's mail. You should see my neighbor's cable bill! I couldn't put it down! A tour de force! Exhilarating! If you read only one cable bill this year, make it my neighbor's. I hope the sequel is as riveting. I love reading brilliant stories like this gem from Max Shulman.

Heroes:

The guy who played the older brother on "Blossom." What a great American. He made every special episode *truly* special. And because of his enormous talent, that show NEVER jumped the shark!

My Blog

Not happening

Uh, nope. I'm still not blogging on this profile anymore. Try here instead....
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:32:00 PST

New Blog

I don't want to post blogs on this profile anymore. I'm going to post them all on my other profile. So click the link to find out about the giant cockroach pictured below and make sure you subscribe t...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:30:00 PST

Interpret this: ()()C()()--_--^W^<>?

My friend Jen recently posted this blog about art.  She talks about an art gallery in London that displayed the base of a sculpture as a work of art whereas it was actually missing the ...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

I don't think you're ready-o for this jayo

I have a friend named Melly.  I don't know why she calls herself Melly.  I'm guessing it is short for Melissa or Melinda or maybe Melancholy, any one of which would make a solid fi...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:28:00 PST

Jesus Love Supercross!

On Saturday night I went to the final round of the 2006 Supercross series which was held here in Las Vegas at Sam Boyd stadium.I was surprised at the number of riders who mentioned Jesus while being i...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:31:00 PST

Pretty much sums it up...

Sure, there are exceptions, but for the most part this comic nails it right on the head:
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:36:00 PST

4/20

A couple of days ago, I heard this DJ on 107.5 FM (that's "Xtreme Radio" for those of you who don't enjoy listening to the same twelve corporate rock songs every hour) talking about how it was April 1...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST

Bush Was Right

At least, that's what "The Right Brothers" believe. As someone else put it, it looks like the Fox News Channel got themselves a band.  Check out the train wreck below and you'll be thankful ...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:38:00 PST

Does soap have an afterlife?

Today my liquid Dial soap dispenser stopped dispensing due to emptiness.  I reached under my kitchen sink and grabbed an unopened replacement bottle of generic "compare to Dial" liquid soap so as...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

That's a first

I don't believe what I just saw.  One of my "friends" on my stand up MySpace profile posted a bulletin that said, "Add me!" Add me.  On a bulletin.  That only goes to your friends. ...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST