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arlandpenchant

About Me

I am now a blog. It is basically like my usual blogs, but updated more often and with more nice photos.
This time - DEATH IN SANTALAND, A SUPRISING ACCOLADE FOR DANCEHALL-LITE POP MUSIC, THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE LETHAL WEAPON BY DANNY GLOVER
speechesofbiches.blogspot.com

My Interests

People. Watching documentaries on 'em, taking photos of 'em, staring at 'em on the tube.
Channeling the look 'the hideous love child of Dylan Moran and Karen O'.
Gloriously stuffing my face because my gran said I looked 'undernourished'. Someone later pointed out that this doesn't neccesarily mean 'thin', which was somewhat deflating.
Buying blue cheese then trying to avoid eating all the blue bits
Yeah, crazy fucker aint I?!

I'd like to meet:

YOU!
..or Pee Wee Herman

Preferably not random bands, no offence, but I never get around to listening to you and therefore adding you, so it's a bit of a waste of time. Mind you, having a shiteous name and a photo of yourselves in negative means that even if you sounded like singing angels I would probably not add you.

Music:

I utter the phrase 'but it's good pop music!' far too much... Of Montreal are aces. TV on the Radio rock my socks. Cansei de ser Sexy are grate. So reads my bathroom wall..
Perhaps Kasabian know that I don't really like them anymore because they have done a video dressed up as Revolutionary British Soldiers which is my achilles heel in terms of random turn-ons.

Movies:

I can do a nifty foxtrot, but usually waggle my hands around like I'm trying to dry my nails. Just realised as this no longer catagorised as 'movies' an already lame joke falls flat on it's arse and rolls around in the gutter. Damn.

Dig! is an excellent documentary, as is The Devil and Daniel Johnson. Real life is so much more interesting and unpredictable than most fiction films.

Television:

and Pingu.

Books:

The Line of Beauty is raather good, but I tried to read Molloy by Samuel Beckett and it made my eyes go crossed so I stopped and returned it to the library with the lofty poise of one who has read, understood and liked it. I am low.

Heroes:

I generally prefer the mad women who kill heroes such as Medea and Clytemnestra.
Tommy the Clown

My Blog

The Speeches of Biche's

I am now a proper official blog! Tell yer friends, tell yer family...sing it from the rooftops, tie it to a pigeons leg and shoot it off into the wide wide world! The Speeches of Biche's Edit: link s...
Posted by biche on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

People who look like witches should not dye their hair black

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is really good and funny and should be watched by all. This can be done at jello tv ,although biche would never want to condone such thievery (or spelling of thievery) from the ...
Posted by biche on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:00:00 PST

i discover the link between cheesestrings and nu-rave and fail to find a new job

Last night Ms Welsh and I tested out the theory (her theory) that if you coat your teeth in Vaseline, then they won't be stained by wine. The results were neglegable, but it sure as hell made the wine...
Posted by biche on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

the woes of an unappreciated bowl head

My new years resolution is principally not to stress about other people's problems because although they may ask for advice, they never, ever, ever, take it... even though I'm usually right.*ahem* (bt...
Posted by biche on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

zen and the art of getting a seat on the tube

Right, so the trick is to stand at the end of the platform, trying to forget your aunt's tales of train crashes -"ooh no, the end carraiges get totally smashed and the people in the middle are ok"- by...
Posted by biche on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST

my my as time goes by!

Yeah so I haven't done one of these in ages seeing as how Anya version 2.0 (the hollyoaks movin' on version) hasn't usually got the internet in her london swankpad... Am currently popping codene pill...
Posted by biche on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:19:00 PST

*twiddles thumbs*

Oh dear i'm not very good at doing nothing...well that's a bit of a lie, its nearly 8pm now and my chief achivements of the day have been putting my toiletries in a  shoebox and stalking dodgy eb...
Posted by biche on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:38:00 PST

'no pop no style' debate:

*I got a bit bored so wrote a little storyette in a different stylee to usual blogs. I think it makes me sound like a right moody bugger, heneforth any comments on the subject gladly accepted. Except ...
Posted by biche on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:35:00 PST

You can't fool Anya, Boy Kill Boy..I know your hair.

aah Most Haunted: Your Say is on Living tv...gems this time include: 'i literally felt my head explode' and 'it's been rather cold on my left for about an hour'Been in an odd mood today due to editing...
Posted by biche on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:56:00 PST

observation:

I was bored and on the leeds uni sports centre website *oh yeah another crazy night in for anya* and it dawned on me that they have the cutest names...I wish i could work with Mr Butterworth, Ms Pimbl...
Posted by biche on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST