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LORDHELL

The ABYSS awaits you...

About Me

I. I programmed my own radio show, called SONIC SLAUGHTERHOUSE, on a local, actual radio station. This was not college bullshit- it was live, on-air broadcasting. I played death metal, black metal, industrial and grindcore, all before it was as it is today- "hip". Back then, people were apalled by it, and that's the way it should have been all along. Needless to say, this was long before ANY of the current faddists that are on the air were around, including those on the same radio station that I was on. The BUTCHER reigns supreme!!!
II. I have two record labels- SLAUGHTERHOUSE RECORDS (specializing in death metal and grindcore), and SUTEKH PRODUCTIONS (specializing in dark ambient and industrial). Since the metal scene has become stagnant, trendy and overpopulated with dullards, I have ceased concentrating as much on SHR, and more on Sutekh. Along with John from BSoI, we plan to have our first release, a compilation, out sometime at the end of the year, preceeded most likely by a four way split release, featuring Scapegoat.
III. I have started a store called The ABYSS, here in Salt Lake City. This has since closed and gone online only (see my friends list). I have written an extensive blog on The ABYSS page on Myspace explaining the closure; but in short, Salt Lake City and free thinking just weren't meant to be together.
IV. Somewhere in between all of the above, alongside a slew of boring and uninteresting jobs, I trained to be a pro wrestler (yes, the wrestling like you see on t.v.). As this school was local in Utah, not much came of it, but I entertain the notion of getting involved again...
V. I have started a documentary, having something to do with metal and gothic music, filmed during the "Dark Arts Festival", held annually here in SLC. Since SLC has proven itself to be pretty lame, I have shifted the focal point of the documentary away from being a "local scene" film, to a more broad canvas. As of yet, this film remains unfinished, but I am slowly working my way back towards that creative avenue. Other ideas are brewing as well...
VI. I am currently reading "Liber Null- Psychonaut", by Peter Carroll. This book is an introduction to magic. Having always been the ultimate atheist, I have scoffed at magic for years, only to find that upon reading it, there is more of an almost scientific or standard cold logic to it, than actual "magic", in a word. More to come...
I participate in the strangeness that is Scapegoat (see my friends top list), as well as rendering occassional assistance to that whacked-out alien lunatic, ZODIAC (also in my top friends!). I have re-started Sutekh Productions, a dark ambient-death industrial label, where most of my energy will now go.

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My Interests

Interesting things. Science fiction. Satanism. Death. Aliens. Human origin. Dinosaurs. Sea monsters. Cthulhu. Demons. Love. Vampires. Werewolves. Mysticism. Secret cults. Cartoons. Marshmallow peeps. Meat. Ancient Wallachia. Dark ambience and metal. Industrial. Gothic. Medieval times- the music, the men and women, the castles, the laws of the land. Devils. All things to do with Devils-cartoon or "real".

I'd like to meet:

1. Anton Lavey.
2. Brian Lumley.
3. Michael Dewitt.
4. Erich Von Danniken.
5. H.P. Lovecraft.
6. All of the original DE-VO!
7. Metgumbnerbone.

Music:

I still like all the good old stuff- DE-VO, KISS, Twisted Sister, Savatage, Accept, etc., as well as Napalm Death, Extreme Noise Terror, Prophecy of Doom, Carcass, Godflesh, Entombed, Sonic Violence, etc. Unfortunately, metal has become a parody of itself, and the scene is overpopulated and saturated; therefore, I take my leave, while all the faddists fall by the wayside- then I'll return.
My favorite stuff, though: Ain Soph (the ONLY Ain Soph, from Italy!), Zero Kama, LAShTAL, Metgumbnerbone, Korpses Katatonik, Die Sonne Satan, Runes Order, Atom Infant Incubator, Megaptera, Black Seas of Infinity, Death Hymen, Scapegoat, Zodiac...
I have always loved dark ambient, death industrial, ritual and magical music... To this end, I have restarted my label for such music- Sutekh Productions, together with Set Heru of Black Seas of Infinity.Also listening to gothic, hymns and chants, ritual, medieval church music, vocal, classic rock, industrial, electro, Eastern mystic + ritual...

Movies:

By choice: Star Wars- ALL. They rule, so deal with it, you pussies. Also: The Indiana Jones trilogy, all "Alien" movies, Predator, Hellraiser (I-III), Altered States, Boogie Nights, Office Space, Ghostbusters, Jaws, They Live, The Ninth Gate, The Dungeonmaster, The Warriors, Blade I + II, selected Star Trek movies, Ghosts of Mars, John Carpenter's Vampires, all Godzilla except the American '90's one- a travesty.And I must take a minute, to tout just how BRILLIANT and DARK Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith truly is. The encroaching powers of darkness grip the galaxy. Dark betrayals. Seduction of power. Tormented and skilled individuals, immersed in "forbidden" love. The power to break out- and take what is. Watch it. Know it.

Television:

Only old stuff. Lost in Space, Outer Limits, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Twilight Zone (old)...Cartoons- OLD stuff. Scooby Doo, Thundarr the Barbarian, The Herculoids, Space Ghost (The REAL Space Ghost, not that Cartoon Network stupidity!!!), Transformers ('80's), Flintstones, etc.All else is crap.

Books:

Just started "Liber Null & Pyschonaut", by Peter Carroll.
Just finished "The Touch", by Brian Lumley. Reading: Odyssey of the Gods (van Danniken), Choosing Death (Mudrian), Revenge of the Sith (by..?? ah who cares) and Khai of Khem (Lumley).Otherwise...Absolutely ANYTHING by H.P. Lovecraft, Erich von Danniken, Anton Lavey, and Brian Lumley.Lavey: The Devil's Notebook, The Satanic Witch, The Satanic Bible, Satan Speaks!, etc.H.P. Lovecraft: The Cthulhu mythos, The Shunned House, At the Mountains of Madness, many, many more...Brian Lumley: Necroscope, Titus Crow series, expanded Cthulhu mythos, Khai of Khem...Erich von Danniken: Arrival of the Gods, Odyssey of the Gods, Chariots of the Gods?, The Eyes of the Sphinx...

Heroes:

I don't idolize anyone, but I do have respect and admiration for Anton Lavey, Erich von Danniken, H.P. Lovecraft, Brian Lumley.The first, for daring to say what ALL really think.The second, for daring to say what might be- in the collective face of religious adversaries.The latter two for being the best authors, EVER. PERIOD.

My Blog

Important, yet random information...

1. I noticed that my toothpaste said "French Mint" on it. I was annoyed. Upon closer inspection, I noticed it said "Fresh Mint". That's better. (Nothing against the French, but more against American c...
Posted by LORDHELL on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

A few more notes...

..> A few more notes... 1. "The Eagles of Death Metal" are not death metal. Stop pretending you like "death metal"- you don't. If you really heard real death metal, you'd sit at home with your mom ...
Posted by LORDHELL on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

The result of a bad day at work.

..> Eradication must commence on the following random articles: 1. "Humvees" or "Hummers" > To own one is to be a pathetic loser. No more obvious statement of not being able to get laid is necessar...
Posted by LORDHELL on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Who needs to kill themselves...

..> Who needs to kill themselves... 1. Politicians- ALL.2. Myspacers that have nothing better to do.3. Celebrities.4. Donald Trump.5. The Religious.6. People who care about Byu vs. The "U".7. Peopl...
Posted by LORDHELL on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:12:00 PST

Nov 25, 2006 2:52 AM

Nov 25, 2006 2:52 AM Subject another metal survey- there's been a whole slew of these... Body: 1. Worst metal band ever?There's so many! But Pantera comes to mind... Followed by the Blaze Bailey...
Posted by LORDHELL on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

LD's epic metal survey for GOD.

LD's epic metal survey for GOD. Body: 1. What is your favourite metal genre?Grindcore2. Do you like Lars Ulrich?No, he's a little self-righteous shit that deserves to have everything in his life ...
Posted by LORDHELL on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:56:00 PST

Some rants started by Zakk Muffett

FUCK METALLICA- The epitome of musical SELLOUTS, and a band with some potential at one time, who mistakenly listened to corporate assholes at record companies who clearly didn't know shit. Now look wh...
Posted by LORDHELL on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

Origin of man?

How much thought have you given to your origins? I don't mean your grandfather came here from Mexico or Europe, I mean human origin. I would like you to think for a minute, and completely side-step an...
Posted by LORDHELL on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

Top ten restaurant grievances for restaurant employees...

Do you work in a restaurant? If so, read on- if not, read on anyway, and obey the rules. Top ten pet peeves of working in a restaurant... 1. Coughing- What is the connection between restaurants and pe...
Posted by LORDHELL on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:56:00 PST

Curious George ruins the Mona Lisa

  I don't recall Leonardo da Vinci going back and painting eyebrows on the Mona Lisa- do I? Did Michaelangelo go back to the Cistine chapel, and paint panties over the nude people? No. Why, then,...
Posted by LORDHELL on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 01:59:00 PST