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Brandon

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About Me

I was never an ordinary child. On the day of my birth I had clawed my way through my mother's wombinto human world. Shortly after my father had passed away in a small fire, that was allegedy caused by me. On my 5th birthday I was adopted by a business man from Adak, Alaska and lived there until the tragic death of him and his wife. Before he departed he gave me a black kitten, larger then most, but I was too young to realize that. By the time I was twelve, the jaguar named Weenie, was fully grown, and trained in the most vile ways of dismembering a human while keeping them alive for as long as physically possible. It was when I was thirteen that I had my first real encounter with a bully, and he had his last encounter with a pissed of orphan. Of course the police were able to easily recogize that the boy had been mauled by a jungle cat of sorts. I was forced to run away from my foster home, traveling most of the continental United States by foot with my pet jaguar after hitching a ride on a fishing boat to California. It took me three years to make it to Maine because of having to avoid interaction with the law. On my 16th year I had found out that one of the girls I had 'enjoyed' had become pregnant, and I could do nothing to help her in my current state. Two years later, a drunken night of passion would place me in the same position with a different lady. And just over a year later I was placed in a similar position with an annoying girl I could not stand. My life has a been a sequenceof shady deals, silencing those who would turn me in, and hunting those I wish to illiminate for sheer sport. The last few years of my life have been tougher then I would have imagined, but I will forge my way through it, or carve my name into the skin of all my enemies.

My Interests

Movies
Comics
Anime
Music
Video Games
Kingdom Hearts

Vision of Escaflowne
Lost

Witch Hunter Robin

Haibane Renmei

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Cambell
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
Kevin Sorbo

Music:

The Sacred Moon

Buckethead! God this guy is fast as hell. Saw him live once, and damn.... he moved much faster then I could have imagined possible.

Gorillaz is an awesome band. I love how they portray themselves as animation, no matter what they do, even lie performances.

Rock moslty. A little rap/pop/dance. A lot of techno. Rob Dougan is god. Classical is good. Country isn't even music, at all, what-so-ever.

Movies:

I love movies with the utmost passion. Action movies are a killer, and such titles as the Kill Bill Volumes are the best titles I have ever seen. A huge fan of martial arts films, Kill Bill really struck the cord as both a satire and an homage to the early eastern films. Sin City had some of the best use of color I have ever viewed on screen, using it only to accent irregularities. From actors to animators I enjoy everything from everywhere as long as the story and characters are interesting. But you can't really talk about movies without mentioning Bruce Cambell's role in the Evil Dead Trilogy. The first was a great breakout film for Bruce and Sam Raimi, but the second had the best scene ever where Ash's (played by Bruce) hand becomes possessed and cuts it off with a chain saw screaming "Who's laughing now?" I could go on forever. Sam Raimi, Kevin Smith and Quinten Tarintino are my three favorite directors. On a more recent note, Corpse Bride is awesome! I saw it. Lord of War was good, and I can't wait to see The Aristocrats. I have the fortune of working for a theatre, so I can see all the new movies for free!

Television:

Lost. Thats all that really needs to be said about TV now. It's the only show I watch on a regular basis now, and its so great. I love the random assortment of characters the show has to offer, and even more so how they intertwine the characters together, even before boarding the plane. The use of flashbacks is unbeleivable. It is a great way of explaining characters without forcing other characters to learn everybody's secrets. I think its great to finaly watch a TV show that bases alot of it's appeal around the fact that nobody is quite sure where they ware, or what they are up against.
My top 5
1)John Locke
2)Sayid
3)Charlie
4)Hurley
5)Walt
Beyond that I just got cable so its all old school for me. Walker, Texas Ranger and Macgyver are some of my favorite old time shows. All I need to do is find Early Edition and Due South, and I'd be all set.
you regret every thing. your afaid to make
desisions cuz you dont want a bad result. you
dont have time for any thing else cuz all you
think about is how things could be different.
what emotion are you feeling? (anime pics)

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Congratulations your one of the main characters
RANMA...a martial artist with far too many
finacees, and an wgo that won't let him take
deat easily. He changes into a girl when
splashed with cold water!!
What Ramna 1/2 characters are you?
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Books:

Charles deLint all the way! (and comics)

Heroes:

Bill Waterson! And for those of you unfamiliar with such greatness, he created the Calvin and Hobbes comic series and my love for art. And as for that Hobbes was always a role model. I would wish I could be so sauve, intellegent and fun when I grew up, and even just as furry. He put a new meaning to the phrase "that's one cool cat."
Laugh your ass off, but Rapheal of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a big influence when I was growing up. Being the bad-ass that he is, he taught me that controling your temper is important, but harnessing your rage makes you strong. Plus he had sais. I was influenced more by the comics and movies then by the old TV show though.
And finaly Xanatos from Gargoyles. Yeah, he was the bad guy, but still, he taught me the importance of manipulating those around you into doing what you need, and delaying them from realizing what you're doing. Besides, he was the first 'civil' villian that I had come across. And he was voice by Johnathon Frakes.

You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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My Blog

PSP is awesome!

The best thing about this blog is that it was posted from my PSP. The worst part is that the typing takes forever on this thing.
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:46:00 PST

Just another night in Portland

Last night was incredible!  I went to an Interpol concert at the State Theater, and one of the fog machines caught on fire.  The second guitarist bent down to check it out, while still playi...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:45:00 PST