James

what are you thinking? NO GUNS ON THE CATALINA!! if someone even sees you shooting at a seal, you're

About Me

i lie for money.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

nobody, i'm in the taliban and i'm taken

Music:

traditional afghani vocal music.

Movies:

really uplifting and moral ones.

Television:

miami vice. meerkat manor.

Books:

lawrence taylor's autobiography begriffsschrift anything by carnap, putnam or black people.

Heroes:

the taliban, i'm afghani. we hate anthropomorphic statues.

My Blog

mike ramone owes me $500

I ordered a "relief" session with him and his extensive collection of "exotic european footwear". I was expecting Corso or Monte Napoleone district-shit and it turned out they were all just doc martin...
Posted by James on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

a shark bit my legs off

a mako shark bit my legs off. can i be in your porn movies now? myspace is a place for friends. please help.
Posted by James on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:14:00 PST

i had sex with seven gay pacific-islanders

it was outstanding. i urge all of you to try it.
Posted by James on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST