Gin and Juice
Farting Preacher 3
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Farting Preacher 5
My pimp ass goldfishies!!
Since I've been getting spammed by dumb webcam bitches and 'internet pornologists' left and right, I'm gonna post this warning: If you want to add me as a friend, SEND ME A MESSAGE ALONG WITH YOUR FRIEND REQUEST! Unless I know you, I'm not adding you without some sort of message stating your intentions as to why you wanna be my friend....whether it's cuz you think I'm funny, interesting, cool, an asshole, got your sister pregnant, kicked you in the face recently, or you want my nuts. Understand this or peddle your web-whore ass elsewhere. If you have an adult profile, don't even bother requesting. I don't want to see your slutty ass or your perky fake titties. You're a dime a dozen and I got a hundred dollar bill. Stay on your street corner and quit harassing me. If I ever have the urge to see naked dumb skanky bitches, I'll go looking for you. Until then, don't come to me. Also, if you wanna remain on my friends list, talk to me once in a while. I'm not here for the popularity contest. If you have 5 billion fucking friends, you don't need my friendship that badly. Now that that's been established....that's enough about you, let's talk about me....
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But they won't forget the way you made them feel.
Fear is only temporary, regret is forever...To be happy, one only needs 3 things: Something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.May your desires be ruled by reason."Many people know so little about what is beyond their short range of experience. They look within themselves - and find nothing. Therefore, they conclude that there is nothing outside themselves either..." - Helen Keller"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." - Albert Einstein"I once heard two chicks bitching on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them have ever gotten their dick caught in a zipper." - Afouk