I'm Richard:
I enjoy sports and played professional private school baseball in highschool. However, I enjoy playing the sport of Kings: Table Tennis.
I was my highschool PING PONG champion and also won the Princess Cruise, Royal Carribean Cruise, Big Red Boat Cruise and Carnival Cruise Championship Tournaments.
During my 12 years in college, I only lost (1) PING PONG match at the University Union. The person who won, soon became my mentor and changed my style of play and converted me to adopt the "new & improved" GI Joe kung-fu grip! Soon, the Apprentice became the Master!
I remain the present day undefeated PING PONG champion at the annual Chulapalooza BBQ in Huntington Beach.I am proud to admit that I was the stunt double for Tom Hanks in the sleeper movie FORREST GUMP! Also, I am in 16 scenes in the straight to video Ping Pong movie: Balls of Fury!You can possibly see my infamous video on youtube.com:
Matrix Ping Pong.
Just recently I agreed to be the spokesperson for KETTLER; yet it took me 2 days (6.3 hours TOTAL) to put my table together.
Although naturally ambidextrous, which according to Webster means that I am a cross-dominant, mixed handedness and cross lateral individual with motor skills manifested upon me during my time in the womb, I do prefer playing with my left hand.
I do not do repetative motion in fear of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome; How do these bottom feeders live in such dark, confined tubular habitats?
Kudos to the OG gamers who invented PONG in 1975. Shout outs to ATARI for successfully marketing and selling the game console in 1976!
Paying my way through college I was the official Taste Tester for the #2 beverage company of the New Generation (pepsi.com). My official title was Senior Equipment Brix Marketing Consultant.
After obtaining my degree, I sold heavy duty industrial vibrators (fmcti.com) and later spent close to 5 years on Tatooine selling protocol droids to moisture farmers (densorobotics.com)!
I decided to pursue my own business and my new boss became a twisted pretzel maker. After almost 2 years owning my own business, I sold it on eBay!
Now, with my mind tricks & super natural powers, I am trying my hand at saving the world by improving the quality of human life by enabling people to do more, feel better and live longer.
What's up Doc?!
Together, we can make Life Better!
