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Miss Bint

Head in the clouds....feet on the ground

About Me

Ok, well my name is Heather....or Miss Bint to you!!!! I like food....a lot! I used to be addicted to pringles and dip.....I managed to get over that but I am now addicted to nachos...yummy! Half fat foods are good......becuase it means you can eat twice as much!!! I don't only love chocolate and all food that is bad for me, I also love to cook proper food. Thank you Mum for educating me in the ways of Delia at a young age...you're a star...becasue of you, I don't have to live of beans on toast! My housmeate (the lovely Caroline) and anyone else who cares to swing by to consume my cuisine all seem to like my cooking :-D I am now booking dinner reservations for 2009............
I am aircraft cabin crew...or trolley dolly/cart tart....whatever you want to call it! I mean where else can you work where the words 'flaps, rudder and thrust' are used in the same sentence on a daily basis!!!??? The good part about it is all the free stuff, stealing things off the plane that you cant be bothered to buy like loo rolls!!!! the duty free and you get loads of time off.....although sometimes it doesn't seem like it when you're working your 7th day in a row!!! The bad bit is working when everyone else is out partying and exams!
Fizzy drinks that contain sugar make me hyperactive. So does whatever E number is blue...so basically anything with green, blue or purple colouring sends me wappy. People like to feed it to me and watch me bouncing off the walls!
I use the word 'install' far too much. I also find the words flange, leotard, brisk and moist rather amusing for some strange reason. Yep, I'm just weird!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Robert Downey Jr!....and anyone fabulous!!!!

...But not the random wierdos I usually get sending me messages on here.....so before you ask....No, I don't want to add your rubbish band, no, I don't want 'to have some fun'...and no, I'm not wearing any underwear!

Music:

Hmmm, well I could take all day listing bands....but I'm don't really have the time.

My musical taste is very eclectic. Im mostly into rock stuff that's either really raaarrgggghh or really pop-rock stuff that I can bounce around to. But I listen to most stuff really. (I wonder how may more times I can fit the word 'stuff' into a paragraph?????)

I do however hate the 'music' created by the Beautiful South and Coldplay with a passion. I was once listening to Radio 2 (yes I do so on a sporadic basis....call me sad, I don't care lol) and there was a programme on about the most boring bands. I think in the end it was a toss up between Coldplay and Westlife or something. Yer.... anyway.....I think I'll shut up now!!!

Television:

Neighbours!!! I'm totally addicted. Everyone thinks I'm batty cos I tape it if I'm not in when its on!!!! The truth be told, the majority of you peeps watch neighbours......you just don't care to admit it!!!!

I'm not a huge telly addict other than that to be fair. I like Family Guy, South Park, ER (cute doctors....why the hell not???????), Desparate Housewives, that kind of thing. I used to love Six Feet Under.....but they stopped making that. Oohh and I've always loved Allo Allo, ever since I was a kid...silly I know but it makes me laugh. Strangely enough I used to like to watch Air Crash Investigation...but being as its on National Geographic and I dont have sky anymore I will have to live without it.

I also like cooking programmes, cos I like to manufacture scrummy food....and then munch it all......yay!!!

Books:

I think I read one ...... once. yer, thats right, it was the Yellow Pages, I think I needed to call for a pizza.

Heroes:

I don't really idolise people, but my heroes are my friends. I love you all! XXX

My Blog

Pie Pie Pie....But Is It????

Due to our love of PIE (I mean real pie) the debates and questions which Caroline and I have raised over the past few months must be shared with the world. Pie is good, no actually, pie is not good, i...
Posted by Miss Bint on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

The mysteries of the cybergoth revealed?????????

The mysteries of the cybergoth revealed????????? Exhibit A, random picture of random 'cybergoffik' wearing mask. Im not allowed to 'say' who it is, however, just so you know (becasuse I wa...
Posted by Miss Bint on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

Flippin Terrorists

Well,  becasue of you inconsiderate idiots trying to blow up planes, I have suffered the following traumas today: I had to get up early for no reason.  I could have stayed in bed f...
Posted by Miss Bint on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST

Global warming was caused because of weather.co.uk.

We all know that the weather in Britain is dodgy at the best of times.  You can pretty much count the number of days that you can adventure out without having to either don the biggest and f...
Posted by Miss Bint on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:47:00 PST

Everything you ever wanted to know about me.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Heather aka Bint/Lady Heather Birthday: 21 May Birthplace: Sheffield Current Location: Sheffield Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Dark Brown (Its suppos...
Posted by Miss Bint on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:31:00 PST

hors d'oeuvres?

OK so you know you've been invited somewhere posh when you hear the terms hors d'oeuvres and canapes being batted around.  Normally these accompnied by classy beverages such as gin and tonic...
Posted by Miss Bint on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

Avesta Bison, we know what happened to it....but why???

If you're not from Sheffield, you probably wont have a boody clue what I'm on about here.  But, there is a picture, so it should speak for itself!!! When I lived in Worksop (yes, I know that plac...
Posted by Miss Bint on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:03:00 PST

The army has gone chav

Yes, its official, those 'rock hard heroes' who prance around on horseback playing polo, smoke cigars, drink copius ammounts of Pimms.....and yer......protect us from invasion and stuff......have...
Posted by Miss Bint on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

Kart Tart/Leaving Capita......

Oooooh and tomorrow I'm handing in my notice at work.  Yay.  I currently work in a job where I constantly get shouted at.  Im leaving for a job where I'm constantly going to get my arse...
Posted by Miss Bint on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:06:00 PST