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Matt Zero

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About Me

If you're EMO, go fuck yourselves...I love being sarcastic, it passes the time (especially when idiots take things they read on myspace too seriously)... If you're not in my Top 8 deal with it! If you didn't want to be in there anyway, don't bitch about it. I rarely add people I haven't met in person, but it does happen, though only 2 of the 300 people I haven't met in person... I don't care whether I'm in your Top 8, its just nice to get a comment every so often.
I AM Matt Zero, if you know me feel priviledged as my name suggests I am both a "Gift of God" and from which the mould came from. If you're still taking this seriously don't read any further, go play on someone elses page or find out why suffocation warnings exist on plastic bags otherwise you're probably gonna wind me up, its not difficult and a lot of people have said I need to go to anger management sessions (you have been warned!).
If you want to know one thing about me, I believe this: "what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger", so you'd better get it right the first time.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people at myspace admin and give them a kick up the arse for deleting my myspace profile... so I have to start again! ANGER!!!!
Otherwise, Daisy Donovan, Brody Dalle, Bill Bailey, Bam Margera, Dylan Moran, Sean Connery and Derren Brown.

My Blog

I'm not at work Hanwah!!!!!

DON'T change your top two, and answer 20 questions about the first person and second person on your top eight.1) What's their names?1. Hanwah2. Alexxx2) Do you trust them?1. totally2. Somewhat3) How ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 01:47:00 GMT

A little rant I enjoyed reading stolen from Katie

Amusing, non?"i just found a girl whos so strying to be the whole 'scene' stereotype and she made me wanna wretch TO BE HONEST. girls keep adding me with their hand in their hair and their mouths cr...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 13:15:00 GMT

Now for a chain reply that makes sense!

Hanwah stole this off andy cos its the first thing all day that actually properly made her laugh.. and apparently cos andy's great, so enjoy his handy work =] I just read this bulletin...and rather t...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:40:00 GMT

Chicken and Rice

Can YOU answer 23 questions about YOUR number 1? DON'T change your top friends, and answer 23 questions about the 1st person in your top friends. 1) What's their name?Hanwah 2) What is their sexual...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:59:00 GMT

Another one of them there top... quizzy type things

DO NOT READ THE WHOLE BULLETIN! JUST QUICKLY COPY AND PASTE... DON'T SPOIL IT Name 11 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don't read the questions underneath until you write the n...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:18:00 GMT

Top 6 quiz, only done it to prove someone wrong!

Have you ever __________ with your top six? Don't change your myspace top 6 - fill the people in below - answer the questions truthfully 1. sophie 2. Ria 3. Dave 4. Pikey 5. Hannah 6. Spana 1. Have...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 15:06:00 GMT

Chav jokes are great!

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:04:00 GMT

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.

Apparently, two girls came up with this. They wrote most of these. . . pretty interesting and almost perfect.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:12:00 GMT

The Rules of Shotgun!

The Rules 1. you must be able to see the car in question 2. automatic bird shotgun is a given if the female in question is a recognised significant other of the driver, but she must obey the unwritten...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:50:00 GMT

Runs like the wind

Streaking but adding that extra little personal touch!
Posted by on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 15:29:00 GMT