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Flash

Here's your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say would you like a chocolate

About Me


So a little about myself, I'm the fucking Flash. To all you other comic book nerds out there that know Wally West, you understand what I'm trying to say here. To those of you who are saying to yourself "What the fuck is this guy talking about?” just relax. Shoot me a few messages, and after a few conversation or what not's with me, you'll soon be up to par and have a vague understanding of this character, and why I've been handed down this wonderful nickname. Pretty much I'm the guy who could steal your girlfriend in a heartbeat if I wanted to. Not really something I run around advertising often, but fuck it. This is Myspace and like anyone in their right mind is reading this anyways. I mean I'm an extremely relax individual who treats everyone I know great. I'm very social and have a blast with new people. I am the center of attention, not because I try, but because it always ends up that way. Yes, I'm arrogant and very full of myself. Not really my best traits and things I've always worked on, but you know I am that good so why not share it with everyone. But getting down to the real me, and not the character that I've been named after, just ask, I'll tell you. I'm not a shy person and if you ask something, expect to get an honest response. No matter how revealing it may be.
So welcome to my little corner of this abyss we all refer to as Myspace. I always respond, and am happy to chat it up with all you other "Myspace Junkies". So have fun looking around here, and drop me a line.
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Slut

You like to keep them drinks flowing till you can't remember much - not that you would want to. Along with your judgement, your inhibitions go 'bye bye' and you end up making out with, and sometimes taking home, random people who sound 'good at the time'. In your drunken haze, you and all your freinds are the sexiest, most swingin, and hottest things on the planet. You've lost many items of clothing in random places.


The rock-star party animal
Bar Social Butterfly
Hardcore drunk
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz

My Interests


So music is my passion. I've played everything from a Trumpet in High school to a bass guitar as a back up for some low life band (you know who you are). It's my passion! I worked at a record store for 2 years, only to find that my passion for this mistress that is music has grown to overwhelming size. Then there is drawing. A side I have recently set aside and forgotten about. I need to bring her back to me, but I think I may have lost my muse. Art, all forms, are such a part of my life that it is amazing that I work in an insurance office. I'm a doodle bug by nature and a foot taper. Any moment you see me I will be doing thing s that pertain to both these attributes in my life. Then there are the drugs. I do love the drugs. I only wish I could continue to do them, but I know that to keep moving and living in this world you have to give up things, and I guess these are the lowest on my list. My friends. Yes they are an interest of mine. Each one holds a certain part to me and brings out others. It's weird, I never thought of myself as codependent until this page thing, but I guess I am. Without friends and the people I surround myself with who would I be. Philosophical no?

I'd like to meet:


Really I'd like to meet anyone. I sit here all day almost everyday since I have no real work to do, and have a blast meeting all you people as well as reconnecting with some of you I've known for years. So drop me a line, say hello, and add my scrawny ass to your friends list. Or hell, just message me on MSN Messanger. The ID is [email protected], or AIM at [email protected]. What are you waiting for?

Music:


Metal, punk, demonic Satan sounds, I like it all. I have music ranging from In Flames to NoFx, then to Bloodhound Gang all the way to Dimmu Borgir. If it's music I'll listen to it at least once. Plus, it makes for a reason to git up another gig.

In Flames

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In Flames - Trigger

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Threat Signal - Rational Eyes

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murderdolls- white wedding

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30 Seconds To Mars- The Kill

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Secretions music video Cemetary Pogo

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Horrorpops - Where You Can't Follow

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Movies:

Don't even get me started on movies. Action, comedy, horror. Ahh horror. The best genre of films in the motion picture industry. I guess you can say I'm a little twisted. But who isn't? So just to name a few here we go..... Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike back, Clerks (are you starting to get it?), Out Cold, Saw, SawII, The Nightmare on Elm Street Series, The Friday the 13th Series, Aliens Series, Lord of the Rings Triology, Clockwork Orange (I wish I was Alex), Hackers, The Tomb Raiders, my brain isn't working right so I'm stopping here, but! The list goes on and on and on. Just like that damn bunny! ;P

Television:

Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. C'mon you know it's funny.

Books:

JTHM, Chuck Palahniuk, comics, and um... porn. ;DOh! And the book of lies! Read it. It's great. Amusing as hell.

Heroes:

Anders Friden, Chuck Palahniuk, Poe, and Shakspear. You would understand if you have read anything by the above.Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own!

My Blog

Fuck this blog...

I now refuse to blog here. To many wierd people looking at my shit. So if you want to read my blogs from now on, go here...http://anarchyintheoffice.blogspot.com/
Posted by Flash on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:27:00 PST

Tag! I'm it.

RULES: each player of this game starts off with "6 weird things/habits about yourself." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly...
Posted by Flash on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

My Art of the Day

I told you all I was going to do it. But since I felt I shoudl have started with some earlier works yesterday, I've decided I'd do it today! So here we go kids, some of my first tattoo sketches. The s...
Posted by Flash on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

My first artsy Fartsy Blog...

So here it is kids. These are just to little samples that I had on me right now. I'm trying to advance my skills at this shit, so I'll be trying to post at least 2 new skethces (even if they are just ...
Posted by Flash on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

Why does life seem to be stuck on repeat?

So why is it that we never learn from out mistakes in life? Why is it that just as we start to get our lives back in order we throw them all away for the familiar? For the past month or so I've brough...
Posted by Flash on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST