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Nick

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians...

About Me

subject is a white male, 6'2'', possibly armed and considered extremely disoriented. recently escaped the Army and plotting his next move. extensive military intelligence training. frequently seen rocking out. enjoys confusing koreans, shiny object, parties, little bits of string, more parties, and excessive drinking. subject is wanted for sponsoring illicit usage of government property with intent to party, indecent public stimulation of an ego, and improper use of US Army issue equipment...(his brain).may contain complex polysacharrides, vitamin b, immaturity, 2CB, GHB, LSD, and other artificial additives.I also write this really deep poetry inspired by Bright Eyes...

My Interests

people - electronic music - h.r. giger - physics - living in california - TELIC - my friends - taoism - foreign languages - frank zappa - h.r. puffnstuff - early retirement - russia - korea - philosophy - girls - thoreau - mythology - the army - - kinky sex - evading sobriety - exploring the darkest lost city of Oakland - drum and bass - HARDCORE - hard dance - reading the economist - volkswagons - europe in general - aldous huxley - jagermeister - san francisco - raving - art - secular humanism - cars - parties - DJing/turntablism - music production - hiking - anthropology - soccer - chelsea - london - new holland ales - travelling - electroclash - punk - industrial/EBM - gabber - 180bpm+ - looking upwards - looking back - moving on - cats - shiny objects - camping - beach parties

I'd like to meet:

If any of the following makes sense to you, then you're probably someone I would like to know. "Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from god." -Book of Bokonon "Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything."-Book of Bokonon "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Bokonon And most importantly, Verse 1 of the Good Book. Verse 1: All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.

Music:

nine inch nails - the flaming lips - paul b (nuborn mixes 1-12) - project pitchfork - sousxie and the banshees - prick - cevin cey - pop will eat itself - coal chamber - ladytron - morbid angel - infected mushroom - test tube babies - DJ Spree - miles davis - dj neophyte - omar santana - the police - ima robot - !!! - my life with the thrill kill kult - daedelus - thavius beck - jolie holland - the cure - le tigre - frank zappa - fischerspooner - prodigy - portishead - aphex twin - goldfrapp - hooverphonic - charlie parker - benny goodman - apoptygma berzerk - front 242 - the kinks - frontline assembly - h3llb3nt - the postal service - eisturzende neubaten - modest mouse - lords of acid - soul asylum - guns n roses - ak1200 - ferry cortsen - a perfect circle - anabolic frolic - scott brown - dj promo - dj catscan - nick sentience - the doors - pink floyd - alan parsons project - ladytron - camille's dream - supreme beings of leisure - dj durty - kraftwerk - primus - les claypool band - outkast - nwa - jane's addiction - nirvana - the killers - cake - insane clown posse - apocalyptica - blue man group - dj moda - phil able - the birthday massacre - cocteau twins - dj vitticus - radiohead - crosby, stills, and nash - allman brothers - nickel creek - anything good for whatever mood i'm in - your favorite band - some obscure side project of someone you haven't heard of - whatever artist was the formative influence of whatever genre i'm pretending to know about -

Movies:

fight club - casino - the brave little toaster - tank girl - rompa stompa - donnie darko - fern gully - resevior dogs - the goonies - scarface -high fidelity - suicide kings - pee wees big adventure - boondock saints -identity - this is spinal tap! - american history x - requeim for a dream - blow - human traffic - time bandits - brazil - anything by terry gilliam - mallrats - seven - memento - short circuit - waking life - pcu - anything directed by chris cunningham - the life aquatic - american beauty - pi - heathers - fritz the cat - cool world - coonskin

Television:

drawn together - ROME - southpark - the daily show - discovery channel - CSPAN goes wild

Books:

gravity's rainbow - anything by rudyard kipling - teeth (or anything else by peter gallagher) - fear and loathing in las vegas - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy - cannery row - the path less taken - electric dreams - burning chrome - anything by aldous huxley

Heroes:

Kit Cloudkicker, Duh.

My Blog

This is just precious.

"Hey guys, sorry Im late. So which one of you was having a bad trip? Ive got 11,000 moonbeams in my pocket and a sunray made of happy thoughts. I can combine those into a star rise that enables you ...
Posted by Nick on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST

Let's Run Over Lionel Ritchie With A Tank

Just a thought.
Posted by Nick on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

Nick in Italy: Part III

Days 4, 5, 6, 7       I'm going to breeze through this for the most part, unless you really want me to go into the gruesome details of every Raphael, Botticelli, Berninni, Mic...
Posted by Nick on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

Nick in Italy: Part II

Day 3 Sunday mornin bright and early we wake up and my uncle mike takes us to a tiny little medieval town perched on top of a mountain, (which is pretty much every town here) and I get to see a P...
Posted by Nick on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

Nick in Europe: Part 1

So. Here I am. Sorry this had to take so long, internet access is few and far between, and expensive. I know I promised everyone pictures, but I can't get my laptop to cooperate...so....later. When I ...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Transgendered crime is ripping this nation apart

Sweet mother of god. My friend just got mugged in an alley up in SF by a transvestite hooker.wow.
Posted by Nick on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

NIHILIST JOB RÉSUMÉ

NIHILIST JOB RESUME. BY ERIC FEEZELL - - - - David, Candice, whatever [email protected] This Abject World (555) 555-5555 Objective I have no objective. What's the point when cold death is...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:56:00 PST

Comprehensive Chuck Norris Archive

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Crop circles are ...
Posted by Nick on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:52:00 PST

Our possessions are rising against us...

Taken from Scientific American...."The investigators planted 70 "discreetly numbered" teaspoons in the kitchen and did a weekly census. After five months, 80 percent of the teaspoons were gone, with t...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST

*checks watch* Well...It's about time to invade europe again...

So I have been given a parental order to: (Direct Quote)"...take your younger brother and expose him to Europe while he's still young enough to appreciate it...oh, and stay out of trouble!..."Armed wi...
Posted by Nick on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST