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Brodie King

"IT'S THE BRODIE SHOW!!! YAYYYYYY!!!

About Me



My Interests

I love my videogames! Yes, I'm a certified gamehead and proud of it! XBOX 360, Wii, PS2, Nintendo DS, PSP, as well as the old school N64 and SNES are my babies and I just can't wait for some of these new games that I have on reserve to drop!

- LEGO Indiana Jones
- Midnight Club: LA
- Unreal Tourtament III
- Soul Calibur IV
- Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

I'll add more to the list as they come along in my head...

I'd like to meet:

Right now, I would love to see my Dad, and my sons. Thats pretty much it. I am not really a fan of anyone else. Maybe, of course, Christina Ricci or Ellen Page, but knowing me I would probably just freeze up if I met either one of them which would make me a total loser and they'd leave and I would blow it.

So yea, just Brodie, Javen and my Dad...

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.
- Agent Smith, The Matrix

Remember Kids: Its called the Xbox 360 cause it actually does a 360. You buy it, you ship it to Microsoft, then Microsoft ships it back to you! (Repeat for maximum results)

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit! I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole.

FOR THE HATERS!

Music:

Anything from Devon Sproule, System of a Down, Prodigy, Eminem, Outkast, Portishead, NOTORIOUS B.I.G., Justin Timberlake, Christina Agulera and Freezepop! (Pretty Diverse, huh?)

As for Television: Shows like Family Guy, Drawn Together, 20/20, Dateline NBC, SNL, HEROES, Simpsons, Ren & Stimpy, and Judge Judy (Yea, weird combos, I know)

Movies:

Matrix Movies, Back to the Future I II & III, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Emperors New Groove, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Harry Potter Movies, Star Wars Movies, Lord of the Rings Movies, Scarface, Mortal Kombat, Final Fantasy Advent Children, All James Bond Flicks, Anything from Pixar, Too many to name - Maybe I'll add more later on...

Television:



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Books:

Meh...I like my mags. Game Informer, XBOX Magazine, Gamepro, Maxim, Stuff, Blender, Entertainment Weekly, Etc. I try to read Playboy and Penthouse but MAN, those articles suck...

Heroes:

Some of my heroes are Seth MacFarlane, Matt Groening, Arnold Schwarzenegger & Chuck Norris.

But I gotta give ultimate respect to my Mother and my Sister, Millisen. Although I dont show it, they've taught me so many different kinds of lessions in life when it comes to patience, sacrifice, and being one step ahead of "The System". Just when I think I know everything there is to life, it throws me a curveball. I guess you are never too old to learn somthing new.

My Blog

Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

  10. Total existence failure.. Story Text --> (Current feasibility rating: 0/10) You will need: nothing Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance,...
Posted by Brodie King on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!

 ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.   Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.   Ch...
Posted by Brodie King on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:19:00 PST

Here Comes The Hate Mail...

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Posted by Brodie King on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

Love Your Kids? Show it by beating them!

  How come everyone today is too much of a pussy to smack their kids around? That's what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my paren...
Posted by Brodie King on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

10 of Daddy's Rules for Dating

10 of Daddy's Rules for DatingRule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, becasue you're sure not picking anything up.Rule Two:You do not touch my daughter in ...
Posted by Brodie King on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

More than blood...

It takes more than blood to be a dad.Oh this is surely a proven fact.I've seen men give his heart to a child ...Never once think of taking it back.A Dad is the one who is always there;He protects a ch...
Posted by Brodie King on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:36:00 PST

Viewer Discretion is Advised...

95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does...
Posted by Brodie King on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:17:00 PST

Need a husband?

Need a husband? A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store opera...
Posted by Brodie King on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:48:00 PST

Before I was a DAD

Before I was a DAD....  Before I was a Dad I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby.I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.I never thought about immunizations.B...
Posted by Brodie King on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:30:00 PST

Dear Ladies (Things you may not already know)

We're not as perverted as you think we all are.No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful....
Posted by Brodie King on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:18:00 PST