OK this is how you know I am goofing off when I post something like this dumb survey lol:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Desi the Magnificent
Birthday: October 6 - every year, don't you forget!
Birthplace: New York City Baby!
Eye Color: Deep & Brown like the earth
Hair Color: Black as endless night....
Height: Perfectly Proportioned & Petite
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Everything! lol, um okay: Cuban, Dominican, Chinese & French
Your Weakness: Wicked guitar riffs, Small round fuzzy creatures, Top-notch CGI
Your Fears: Sponge Bob Square Pants!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did Angelina Jolie go? She was...right...here...
Your Best Physical Feature: Three way tie: My derrier, my nose & my abs
Your Bedtime: 5 a.m.
Pepsi or Coke: Um, just say no to carbonated death, thanks.
MacDonalds or Burger King: This question is a harbinger of how our weak-willed society will end.
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates? Like Group Sex? That's a little personal there, buddy!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what it is: Chocolate candy, Vanilla ice cream. Duh.
Cappuccino or Coffee: No caffeine for me, thanks. I'm already off my rocker as it is.
Do you Smoke: A filthy habit, but occasionally I'll take a puff of a Clove if it's handy
Do you Swear: Oh Jesus no I'd never f*cking swear, that's godd*mned immature!
Do you Sing: I do, and I also scream :-)
Do you Shower Daily: Who's Daily and why can't he shower himself? Pig.
Have you Been in Love: I have known to be afflicted now and then.
Do you want to get Married: The Pain! The burning! Oh, the HORROR!!!!
Do you belive in yourself: Yes but I see you don't "belive" in Spellcheck :-(
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah, I like all kinds of Motion :-D
Do you think you are Attractive: No I think I am fugly & I beat myself every time I look in the mirror.
Are you a Health Freak: The second part sounds good.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah they turn me on and I can't stop thinking about them. wtf?
Do you play an Instrument: No I play three instruments: piano, guitar & violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: *hiccup* (drools a little) "Whaaa....?" *hiccup*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: *gasp!* Every day -- I admit it!: I'm a birth control junkie! OH, the Shame!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Why would I pee on dried fruit? You're sick.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Like, OMG, like totally I've gone to like a mall, for sure!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: The whole box? Damn! See, what did I say about the end of our society??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. It likes to come back out the same way it came in.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes I have and why didn't YOU come see my play? Huh?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Baby, I'm always the dumpER, never the dumpEE ;-)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah. I just joined the polar bear club and wanted to stand out.
Ever been Drunk: No, never. Well, almost. Only once. Once in a while. Semi-monthly. Every week. Daily. Um, What?
Ever been called a Tease: Yes but that's no reason to get fresh!
Ever Shoplifted: Ech what are you a bunch of losers?
How do you want to Die: Painting a verdant valley in New England on my back porch at 82.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I know I'm short but I AM grown, goddamit :-(
What country would you most like to Visit: FRANCE
In a Boy/Girl.. ..-1(Personally I don't like Boy/Girls;
I prefer people to be one or the other, but...)
Favourite Eye Color: Grey like an unsettled sea...
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long and Wild!
Height: please be normal
Weight: Under 300 lbs please.
Best Clothing Style: Take 'em off!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Today?
Number of Piercings: Two - right where they should be, on either ear!
Number of Tattoos: My body is my temple....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Look I don't have all day alright!
CREATE YOUR OWN! (Like OMG, you know you like totally want to! For sure it would be like the coolest! Go & like waste your time and make your own, like RIGHT NOW!!!) ..
Friends and fans, yes. I've already got love in my life, though, so please leave the lines at the club lol, Sank ju! So, creative people! Passionate persons! Dancing parrots (*insert popstar insult here lol*)! Anyone with half a brain who actually attempts to use it! Yes, feel free to drop me a message :-) Wheee..
Music of the moment:
MUSE
Time is indeed running out lol
My Musical Posse:
Takin Ova!! ;-)
Monty Python's the Holy Grail, Waking Life, Final Fantasy, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Amelie ...
Southpark. Family Guy. Robot Chicken. And nonstop episodes of LatiNation and American Latino TV, every Sunday afternoon from 4-5pm. OMG ;-)
Latest: Eat. Pray. Love. by Elizabeth Gilbert, courtesy of 2-hour JetBlue flight delays lol.
Ryan Gonzalez - if he can be an Tri-Athlete and Olympian, then the rest of us better get off our a$$es and do something with our lives! Go Google him.