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Joey C.

I'm Not Romantic.... I'm Fauxmantic.

About Me

I am a:
Photographer, Tour Manger, Writer,
Amateur Plumber, Tech Support Nerd (OSX),
Event Producer, Freelance Astronaut,
Film Maker, Musician,
additionally, I'm not a punk rocker
but I play one in real life.
This Just In:
Straight from Last.fm
My Weekly Listening Stats:
Please note: I only add people I personally know as friends, so yes, I personally know everyone on my friends list. If you friend me and I deny it and we actually know each other, then just drop me a message and I'll fix it right up. If we don't know each other, move along then.
K Thanks Bye.
This just in: I created a DeviantArt account, check out my snaps here= Fauxmantic on DeviantaArt
Update: I graduated. So that happened.
love,
-Joey

Man, I'm always on tour... even when I'm not.
My twenties were spent out on tour with bands. It was one long punk rock summer. I will always be in ( Climber ). I am also My Punk Rock Summer .

"I have a photographic memory; if I don't take a picture, I have no memory."

-I said this, quote me on it.
I snap pictures incessantly, my friends have come to accept this, you will too in time.
I am a tourist. I am on the road about ten months of the year. I'm a multi-tasker and a non-programming computer geek. I tour manage rock bands. I go to school online full-time. I have dumb tattoos. I like all things deviant and wrong. If you're my friend, i will do just about anything for you, if you're not, I'm still pretty friendly and helpful. Don't get on my bad side though, I'm a bit of a bitch, and I hold a grudge (I am Italian after all).
Let me know if you want to catch a show movie or grab dinner ;)
I am learning photoshop... very very slowly
This Just In:
From now on, i will be referred to as an "emerging artist..."
My snaps are making their way to Fauxmantic.com

now, on with the show
this one time, at band camp...
i used to look like this all the time
and this
I drink at the Redroom/RED/The Crimson Complex in Santa Cruz, CA
that's all for now. ta ta.
Here are some links to crap:
i only play C&C drums.
I get all my T-shirts made at Blue Collar Distro.
I made a site using Apple's iWeb, pretty neat for a free app.
I have three LiveJournals :
- The Touring Life: This is where i wax insipid
- when you have nothing better to do than watch paint dry, perhaps you might go to Yo_Snapper: This my Self-Portrait project journal (narcissist)
- then, if you're not bored to tears... Snapologist: This is my real Photo-Journal (yes, i am that lame)
then, if you still have a pulse...
You can also waste a significant portion of your life looking at the pictures i have taken here on my Fotki site, : My Fotki Site, with over 25,000 45,000 65,000 photos and growing daily!!
Let's share links! browse mine here: my del.icio.us page
Do you Flickr? i guess i now flickr too
Are you Romantic? (lame) Or are you Fauxmantic?
I am also a Freemason . If you would like more information about Freemasonry , or if you live in Santa Cruz and you'd like to check out the Lodge (Santa Cruz-San Lorenzo Valley Lodge 38) then give me a holla.
-word..
MySpace... It's like Six Degrees without the Bacon

My Interests



follow Fauxmantic at http://twitter.com

Now, in other news...

I live at the P-Street House of Rock

it's pretty much
the best place on earth
and it could,
at any moment,
fall over...

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom.

But for serious, anyone in the Santa Cruz area who wants to get together for a photoshoot, please let me know and we'll get to snappin'.

Music:

Thanks to Last.fm

you can check what i've been rocking

on the old iTunes lately...

or, kick the RSS Feed and get to know all the boring acoustic indie rock that I ... rock.

The Last Ten Tracks Kicking On My iTunes Were:

Here's another fun Last.fm thinger,
It's a "quilt" with neat-o art and stuff...

The last 5 albums i've purchased:

Dude, i'm so white boy suburban blues it just makes me want to kill myself.

I work in the music industry...

But, I am not even cool by proxy, i'm not even a neighbor to cool, but i do have lots of shoes and i think that says something.
I have horrific taste in music, at least that's what Emily would say, or more to the point,
i tend to listen to a lot of "boring soft acoustic indie rock" that puts emily & mia to sleep...
of course, that is hardly the case!!
Ok, so i do, i admit, i listen to boring soft and sometimes acoustic indie rock,
but i like Jay-Z, and i think that gives me some street cred,
even if that street is somewhere in the suburbs.

Lately, i've been listening to:

Jolie Holland , Sondre Lerche , Fauxmantic , Broken Social Scene , The Arcade Fire , The Killers , The Avalanches , Coley Cole and The Lost and Found Generation , The Crimea , Danger Mouse , Death Cab For Cutie , The Postal Service , Jay-Z , Jets To Brazil , Koufax , Lucero , Magnolia Summer , Maida , Mates of State , MU330 , My Punk Rock Summer , Nelly , Nick Drake , James Brown , Norah Jones , Red House Painters , Rilo KIley , Rufus Wainwright , The Secret Machines , The Shins , Simon & Garfunkel , Smokey & Miho , Smoking Popes , Stevie Wonder , Uncle Tupelo , Van Morrison , The Walkmen , Yo La Tengo , Wilco , Will Oldham , 50 Cent ,

ok, this could go on for days,
i have a hundred+ gigs of music on my hard drives
(did you see the plural on hard drives? yes, i'm a geek)
and i listen to basically none of it.
I pretty much listen to one album
until i'm sick to death of it,
then i move on to the next one
and play it 'till the grooves wear out
(ok, that was a vinyl reference for those of you scoring the game at home)
speaking of vinyl, and we were
check out the new wheels of steel hottness for the digital age

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
How to do it:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc).
2. Put it on Shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Be honest.

OPENING CREDITS
"Thursday Night Stomp" - David Hillyard & The Rocksteady Seven

WAKING UP
"Cohension" - Minuteman

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
"This Could Be Anywhere" The Dead Kennedy's

FALLING IN LOVE
"Breathe" – telepopmusik

FIGHT SONG
"A Spoonful Weighs a Ton" - The Flaming Lips

BREAKING UP
"Ease Your Feet In The Sea" - Belle & Sebastian

PROM
"The Bends" - Radiohead

LIFE IS GOOD
"I'd Still Want You" - Hank Williams

MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Oh - Fugazi

DRIVING
"Don't Hate Me" - The Get Up Kids

FLASHBACK
"The Ballad of Ira Hayes" - Johnny Cash

GETTING BACK TOGETHER
"Bunny Gamer" - Xiu Xiu

WEDDING
"Let's Be Active" - Erase Errata

FINAL BATTLE
"Summer Teeth" - Wilco

DEATH SCENE
"Cream Hits II" - 45 Grave

FUNERAL SONG
"Honey White" - Morphine

END CREDITS
"Killer Queen" - Queen

Movies:

Let's go see one today!
(I have rated 2404 movies at Netflix....)
Be My Friend on NetFlix!!!
Here are the 50 Best High School Movies according to EW.com
50. Splendor in the Grass 1961
49. Sixteen Candles 1984
48. Just One of the Guys 1985
47. Napoleon Dynamite 2004
46. Flirting 1992
45. My Bodyguard 1980
44. Can't Hardly Wait 1998
43. Stand and Deliver 1988
42. Fame 1980
41. Can't Buy Me Love 1987
40. Risky Business 1983
39. The Virgin Suicides 2000
38. Bye Bye Birdie 1963
37. Friday Night Lights 2004
36. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005
35. Brick 2006
34. Get Real 1999
33. Hoop Dreams 1994
32. Scream 1996
31. The Karate Kid 1984
30. Bring It On 2000
29. Gregory's Girl 1982
28. Back to the Future 1985
27. To Sir, With Love 1967
26. Pretty in Pink 1986
25. Hoosiers 1986
24. Rushmore 1998
23. Cooley High 1975
22. American Pie 1999
21. Grease 1978
20. Dead Poets Society 1989
19. The Last Picture Show 1971
18. Rock 'n' Roll High School 1979
17. Peggy Sue Got Married 1986
16. Lucas 1986
15. Carrie 1976
14. Donnie Darko 2001
13. High School 1968
12. Mean Girls 2004
11. Say Anything 1989
10. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off 1986
09. Election 1999
08. Boyz N the Hood 1991
07. Clueless 1995
06. American Graffiti 1973
05. Heathers 1989
04. Rebel Without A Cause 1955
03. Dazed and Confused 1993
02. Fast Times at Ridgemont High 1982
01. The Breakfast Club 1985

Television:

Please buy me this for Christmas.

Lately, the TV shows i've been watching via DVD are as follows:

Nip/Tuck
Reno 911
The Office
Magnum P.I.
Strangers With Candy
The Simple Life
Chappelle Show
Family Guy
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Aqua Teen Hunger Force...

you know, the exact same shows everyone else in my age/race/education/income bracket are watching, i'm so middle of the road i wear pin-stripes.

I also just bought Season One of Desperate Housewives from the Apple iTunes store .... so i guess that means soon i'll have to get a video iPod...

I am now working through the 4th season of the West Wing which is great!

Books:

I'm reading so much these days my head is going to explode!!



I'm interested in reading anything i haven't already read, which is quite a lot really. Lately, as Emily and Mia are fond of pointing out while yawning and rolling their eyes back into their respective heads, i've been reading many books on the subject of Freemasonry. I also read quite a bit about: business, culture, self-help books, i'm a fan of the "Introducing" and "For Beginners" series, i love books about science and anything to do with quantum mechanics (though i don't pretend to understand them at all) and i do tend to read pretty much anything i can that is even remotely related to Apple computers. Did i mention i love cheeseburgers? I do.

Currently Reading:


The Last Five Books I've Read


i'm also a sucker for books on tape care of Audible.com

tell me what you're reading, i'm always looking for something good

Heroes:

My Aunt Lisa is my hero, and so is Emily Neuman , Joseph Fort Newton , Nan Goldin , Erica Hilary Hope Small , Ayn Rand , Steve Jobs , William Blackstone , Dan Eldon and Jack Pierson ; as well as a whole bunch of other people, but that's another story which is better told over pizza or corn dogs or on a roller coaster .

My Blog

I Need A Drink

I gradute March 19th.I will then commence my 6 month bender.You have been warned.
Posted by Joey C. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Unanswered Questions.

I get questions a lot. I also ask more than the allotted 20 questions. I question myself all the time, like why i just used "a lot" for instance. But one subject seems to come up much more than others...
Posted by Joey C. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:14:00 PST

I need to borrow a DSLR

Does anyone in Santa Cruz have a decent DSLR that they would let me borrow tomorrow (and periodically from to time) until i can afford to buy one? I will take the best of care and will be more than wi...
Posted by Joey C. on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST

I will be in Santa Cruz with the Westly Campaign tomorrow

Environmental Event10:30am - 11:30amsite: Seymour Marine Discovery Center - Long Marine Laboratory100 Shaffer RoadSC, CA95060831-459-3800swing by if you can ;)http://www.westly2006.com...
Posted by Joey C. on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

2006 Cinco de Mustache!!

breaking news...Ladies and Gentleman, it is official!The 2006 Cinco de Mustache growing season has begun!!That's right folks, there are only a couple short week until the 5th of May, and this year the...
Posted by Joey C. on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:54:00 PST

Emily's B-Day Drink-a-thon Tonight!!

After swearing she wasn't up for any birthday celebrations of any kind, Emily has finally recanted!! So we are meeting tonight (Monday 11-14-05) at 9pm at the Redroom for drinks and debauchery...
Posted by Joey C. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:33:00 PST