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colt

No pressure. Just do it perfect.

About Me

I need a good cerebral challenge. I just have to figure out what I like to do!

My Interests

I was sitting on "It's" beach many years ago with a pal when a young couple came up to us and, gesturing toward Monterey off in the distant horizon, asked, "Excuse me.. is that Hawaii?!" I paused but a second, looked at my friend, then back at them, "Yes. Yes, it is." It was early in my life that I realized I might be a little bit of a smart-ass.

I'd like to meet:

Friends for sushi extravaganzas (which means I eat two whole rolls). Or a cruiser adventure to the Boardwalk. No spinning rides, though. People who are fun and nerdy need apply.

Music:

"Get an eye-patch, man."

Movies:

I can carry a conversation entirely using movie quotes. Useless talent # 37.

Television:

I've been off cable television for almost ten years. I don't watch anything, really, just to pass the time. These shows are like events for me and if you like them, well then, looks like we's got somethin' to talk about right off the bat! -- Strangers w/ Candy. Little Britain. Firefly/Serenity - I officially now like Joss Whedon.. I saw him guest star in an episode of Veronica Mars (yes, I can't believe I am saying this) and I got excited. This is what they call a "dork-badge." Oh shit, Ron and I went to the Serenity midnight showing and were waiting in line when this guy shows up all dressed up like Mal with "Kaylee" on his side quoting "epithode fifteeen, the epithooode, Shindig where Mal goeths to the dance with Kaylee and gets in a fight for her honourrr." Christ. I thought Ron was gonna turn around, right there, but he kept his cool. Oh, and by the way, we both knew exactly what that guy was talking about. So there. Veronica Mars is really good too, btw. And features Amanda Seyfried who me gusto. Season one of Charles in Charge (different family.. PM me, I'll explain it to you). Battlestar Galactica is pretty cool too. I FUCKING LOVE SMALLVILLE. If you want to talk about Smallville and you don't know me this is an ok time to PM me, I don't even care if you're cute or not! :P ..

Books:

Right now I am reading A Walk in the Woods. It's really good and you should read it too.

Heroes:

Oh, well, damn it's got to be that guy and girl who dressed up at the Serenity show!!If anyone has a copy of the BBC Count Dracula, I would like very much to see it!and here she is again, ...

My Blog

The Fall of Kirk Cameron.

"Keep clapping ya Growing Pains ruining douchebag." A long time ago, I used to think of Mike Seaver as a hero. His MO's included cutting class, general scheming and a little friendly womanizing. If ...
Posted by colt on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

My little piece on Retrojunk.com

which is a really fun site! http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/379/
Posted by colt on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:44:00 PST

Big City Rock's new album out now

Please support our buddies and buy their Atlantic records self-titled debut. You can check them out at www.bigcityrock.net or on myspace at www.myspace.com/bigcityrock . They're great guys a...
Posted by colt on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST