Jill to the Hecka - ProfilesArchive

About Me

After being ejected from a local U.C.S.C. party for undisclosed reasons, Nick and I later returned as Mr. Warrez and Mr. Love but were denied entry after claiming to know "T-Rex" ..who apparently wasn't a real person.

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My Interests

-sword fighting

-watching Late Night

-reading history books with an English accent

-finding sponsors so i can go to ninja training camp again

-playing halo with someone i can beat

-collecting movies I will never watch again

-going out to breakfast

-dictionary.com

-selling Shalamar's belongings when i run out of money

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-cursing at people on the streets through my window

-taking pictures

-drinking water

-cashing checks

-taxin bitches

-watching anything that has to do with Will Ferrell

-attempting to read books that friends give me

-buying things i neeeed off ebay

-throwing "California-gangster-style-pool-parties"

-flyin first class to New York

I'd like to meet:

I have an otter, a squirrely and a showly. That's all I need.

Who I don't want to meet:

Creeps that add people they don't already know in person.

Anyone who makes bulletins addressed to a specific person with a personal message, like: "Cameron if you get this message, call me tonight" kinda thing. Send "Cameron" a fucking email message, don't post a bulletin. We don't care. I don't go posting bulletins saying "Shalamar the pharmacy called, your asshole wart cream is in. Call me if you wanna get lunch later." I email her.

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Music:

Good Neighbor Policy. Crucial Unicorn.

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Donnie Darko, A Night at the Roxbury, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Aladdin, Finding Nemo, True Romance, 4 Rooms, Fight Club, American Beauty, Amadeus, Evil Dead, Spiderman 2, Bringing Out The Dead, Toy Story, For the Birds, Bubble Boy, Cruel Intentions, Dirty Work, Signs, The Village, Gladiator, Army of Darkness, Adaptation, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Good Girl, About A Boy, Made, Swingers, High Fidelity, School of Rock, Old School, My Cousin Vinney, Princess Bride, Home Alone 1&2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze, Rock Star, Swept Away, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Black Hawk Down, Office Space, The Faculty, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Trainspotting, Payback, The Big Lebowski, Napoleon Dynamite, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, Knocked up, Superbad.

Television:

-SNL
-Family Guy
-Ren and Stimpy
-The Office (British & American)
-Fawlty Towers
-Flight of the Conchords
-Discovery channel
-Forensic Files
-Seinfeld
-Conan O'Brien
-Arrested Development
-South Park
-Peep Show

Books:

-Roald Dahl
-J.D. Salinger
-Charles Bukowski
-C.S. Lewis
-Jesus Christ
-Nick Hornby

Heroes:

My Blog

Survey mang

Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?neck. bite a little too. Were you happy when you woke up today?i’m always happy in the morning. plus i woke up next to jon. :) ...ba...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:49:00 PST

by the time i get home

i will have been gone for 27 days and have been home for only 2. i miss my bed. bed i hope you're reading this. i miss you. these sleep number beds are shit.
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST

its the best, try it

Can YOU answer 23 questions about YOUR number 1 person?Body: DON'T change your top friends, and answer 23 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name?shalamar white2)...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

for example:

art show, sushi dinner, bar, taxi next morning: breakfast of macdonalds french fries (no ketchup) and inari 3 or 4 trains to narita 9 hour flight 1.5 hour drive home 6 hours sleep wake at midnigh...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

Japan

I'm leaving tomorrow to visit Jon in Tokyo. It's gonna be siiiick. I'll be back on the 19th, give or take a day. I won't be answering my phone (not like I do anyways) so email me if you need to tell m...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Bar Scene

Last month I saw a drag queen blow a gay dude at a bar in Fresno while standing on a 12inch stage. shocking. in need of therapy. Last week I was forced to sing karoke to "thong song" by sisq...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:45:00 PST

weekend update

let me tell you something. hawaii, that place is a dump. also; mexico is a dump. so is texas. when i was in texas i wanted to burn that place to the ground. i mean, someone should really blow that pla...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:06:00 PST

New York City

Guess what?! Shalamar and I are flying to the great state of New York. "To do what" you might ask. To see Conan O'fucking Brien. I kid you not. March 3rd. During this one week stay we plan to party it...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:59:00 PST

Who said this?

Who said this? "Jack, please, I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 01:45:00 PST

serial killer? computer programmer?

can you tell the difference between a programming language inventor and a serial killer? click this link and find out. post your score below you idiots. fun stuff. http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/kil...
Posted by Jill to the Hecka on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST