A Swiss man caught speeding in Canada has blamed his speed on the absence of goats on the roads |
That is all. Carry on.
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:29:00 PST |
"CONNECTIONS" -- Day One |
Well, today is finally day one of my trip west. It��s November 20, 1997 and the bus leaves at 12:30pm. Since it��s 10 AM now, I��ll probably be able to ...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST |
When The Butter Fly Sneezes |
I am going to make something beautiful, created from the will of humanity. I will use words to express life, a codification of appreciation of creation....vanityI am going to make something willing, c...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:30:00 PST |
Seriously Though |
Shut up already about "fake people" in Los Angeles. I'm about to go all Napoleon Dynamite on that shit. Stop complaining about people's "facades" and wondering if there are any "genuine" or "real" peo...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:15:00 PST |
Do Your Part |
...And don't complain about people's spelling on the internet unless you really honestly completely cannot even understand what they're saying. Please. The only thing more annoying to me than people c...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:31:00 PST |
Terribly Pleased With Myself |
I'm terribly pleased with myself at the moment. A bit too pleased, really. Went to whole foods market. Picked up 2 greens drinks @ $3.99, one orange colored drink @ $3.99 and one different orange colo...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:10:00 PST |
dilingary |
new word. just made it up. feel free to reappropriate....
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST |
thought of the moment |
I honestly have to wonder about the sanity of this whole reality thing.
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:18:00 PST |
how is it |
...that drugs and alcohol make one so smert?
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST |
Where's The Stories About Baxter?? |
I thought I had posted stories about Baxter on here and that was why all the girls were digging me because my stories about Baxter are FUNNY. Anyway: Baxter has bad credit. Lots of people have bad cr...
Posted by Ianalic Abernathy on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST |
