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Allison Wonderland

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About Me

Yes, I used to have a different Myspace. Then I deleted it. Then I was back on a week later. I was hoping that my friends, acquaintances and I would be united by something more interesting, like alcohol or an armed struggle against the undead. This is not the case, however, and Myspace has won. My only disappointment is that this happened in my lifetime. Having to describe me in one word, most people would probably choose exhausting. I would say malcontent. I have a fire in me that simply will not extinguish. I burn like the sun.
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My Interests

Running,Swimming,Tennis, Reading, Darrin's Dance Grooves, I take ballet and it's serious, I signed up for sewing classes FINALLY, I write dumb stories because I have trouble sleeping, I do stupid things when I drink and I'm really nice I promise. (I also eat a lot of food.)

I'd like to meet:

David Sedaris, Ira Glass (Seriously, give me a shawl and a bag of Werthers, my favorite show is on the radio.), I would like a shirt that says "We're on pace" and points to Dean Karnazes who would be running in real-life next to me, Luis de Silva because this is the greatest thing I have ever seen:

Music:

I love The Cure... Muse, Pixies, Depeche Mode, New Order, Joy Division, Interpol, U2, Bruce Springsteen, The Smiths, Modest Mouse, Bloc Party, The Killers... I can't possibly list everything. Ever since I started taking hip hop classes I've been slowly making purchases in this genre... I bought the soundtrack to Save The Last Dance. I'm the whitest white girl ever. My friend Josiah always says, "Allison, you need some soul." And I say, "Joe, I have no soul."

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Spinal Tap, Reservoir Dogs, Shawshank Redemption, Napoleon Dynamite, Crash, The Lives of Others, Once

Television:

Best Week Ever, Project Runway, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Flight of The Conchords

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo (is the most amazing book ever written. I would, however, describe the movie as detestable... at best.), Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, The Sun Also Rises, Timeline, Flannery O'Connor short stories, Gabriel Garcia Marquez's The Handsomest Drowned Man In The World and Love in the Time of Cholera are two of my absolute favorites. And, of course, this essay written by a hopeful Cumberland County high school senior:

Heroes:

coffee, Iris Apfel, My loving and relentlessly reasonable husband without whom I would not be living the American equivalent of joie de vivre, and my son who, despite my twenty year advantage in age, is infinitely wiser than me.

My Blog

You Succ

  So, a couple of nights ago my employer held a marketing event on which she spent a terribly long time preparing, terribly being the operative word. Since I love my job, I'm not going to go int...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:26:00 PST

Adventures with Allison and Animals

So, I went to Tom Sawyer park today to run. As I was walking up to the trial I heard the saddest Meow ever. A little cat (not a kitten) was sitting at the foot of a tree, crying. So I took it home. ...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 08:13:00 PST

Shoes To Work Out

My sister and I were talking about me (what else) over a family dinner the other night. She was laughing about how I, at my high school graduation, made up a bunch of ludicrously untrue stuff about m...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:05:00 PST

Couldnt You At Least Try?

So, last week I broke my brand new industrial size Kitchen Aid mixer. I know, I know, I always act like I don’t like to do domestic activities. But that’s just a front so I can keep my re...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 01:04:00 PST

Real Big Fish

So, somedays before I go to the gym in the afternoon I take my son to the neighboring Subway. We go so often that the guy usually has Aiden's order ready before we make it through the door. He's prett...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 05:32:00 PST

Ill Show Them How To Power Clam into Flying Emu

(I know, I'm on a roll this week. These are pretty much all of my thoughts for the entire week. Which, as you can see, are of minimal importance at best.) So, at the turn of the year I decided that t...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:32:00 PST

Shes Cold Cold As Ice

The other day I had the displeasure of providing a seventy-five minute service to the most unpleasant person on the planet. Yes, a real live bitch. The Queen of Bitchotonia, Her Royal Bitchitude. With...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

Where There’s Smoke, There’s Other Shit

So once a week, at least, I go to my son's school to eat lunch with him. I don't do it  to enjoy the pleasure of the experience so much as I do it to help him develop proper eating habits. Which...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:25:00 PST

The Table Is In Love!

I signed my son up for an after school science class because he wanted to learn how to do "magic tricks". I guess that is the best use his Kindergarten mind can find for the properties and studies of...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:15:00 PST

Me, The Man, and The Mailbox

In rare occurrence, I happen to be running outside without headphones the other day. I ran past an old man who appeared to be sitting at the end of his driveway, almost in the street. He called out t...
Posted by Allison Wonderland on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST