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About Me

i was born on a military installation in the south pacific may 11th 1980. my parents were military scientists working on a formula to create the perfect soldier....six months after i was born the government cut all spending on the project dubbed operation"gmj4" much to my fathers dismay. he had the formula ready. and it had been tested on many men prior....but the intended result was not being obtained. instead. it was turning all the men into 6'3 240 pound blond hair green eyed men with outstanding genes and cunning good looks. little did i know my father gave me the formula. after the island was closed my parents moved back stateside to Louisville Kentucky where my father was a a popular new wave music producer and my mom was a jordache model for shillito's. i knew at a young age i was different from all the other kids. not only for the fact i always wore around my red Michael Jackson thriller jacket with sliver glitter left handed glove....no....it wasn't that. and i don't think it was the permed mullet i you could see flowing so golden in the wind on the gridiron during my youth football days( which i might add i still hold record). it was my ability to remember song lyrics to most all songs that were thrown in front of me. my dad at the time was working .. the fires hit u.s. single....Der kommissar. translating the lyrics from German to English and tweaking the hi mids to make it sound just right for the American ear. and my mom was away in France.....i was all alone with nothing but my Duran Duran album ...and my Bruce Springsteen album to keep me company. luckily not to long into the future my family would spring for cable...which opened my eyes up to the wonderful world of music television...or MTV for those of you who have never heard of the concept of an actual TV station playing music videos instead of mindless reality TV shows designed for those with the IQ of a goldfish. but that's another story in itself. at the tender age of 15 my father b0ought me a much desired black tama swingstar drum set for Christmas. it was there in the basement of his palatial estate known as north jenkinshire that i learned my first song on the drums. boot scootin boogie. from there on i was sprung into the music biz. playing in rock n roll bands and pursing the manifest destiny "from sea to shining sea" that our great forefather Thomas Jefferson so eloquently put. after a couple of stints teaching rhetoric and theory on the post academia level....i decided to move Cincinnati to take a break from all the fame and fortune i have come into over the years as not only an amazing drummer. but simply. a man.

My Interests

i am really into history.....especially british history. i like beer.....i like being on the road....driving for extended periods of time....i like cigarettes comedy...calling people douches...making music...listening to music...rocking to music....college football.....eating greek food...sleeping...a good reference book....pizza...and meeting new people from different parts of the country and world and making them laugh

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

im an audiophile....top faves. fugazi....shellac......ramones ...anything on rip off records....anything that was from the the 80s and wasnt butt rock. most anything that is dirty and garage sounding or really fast and offensive....anything that makes you want to drink pabst blue ribbon and vomit. yeah i like music...but probably not your music.

Movies:

im an avid fan of derby city productions....they really rev my engine..you should check em out. DERBY CITY PRODUCTIONS

Television:

boston legal.arrested development

Books:

reference section only

Heroes:

war veterans

My Blog

A Song of the Minerals

okay. here are some things to talk about. first. elections. i think that one thing that will truly base my desicion on how i vote will be the people who want to pull the troops out of the middle east...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST

update.

its been a while. im quite the cook.i live with megan now.im more punk rock than ever.im back in kentucky.....the north border. feels like home.im bought a guitar. and recording equip. i am playing my...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:32:00 PST

hot water jenkins

i don't have a phone. i lost it. this seems to bother people more than it bothers me. i don't think it bothers people because they find it hard to get a hold of me. you can do that on myspace. i think...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:26:00 PST

pork roll egg and cheese( on a kaiser bun)

star date....2007......Louisville ky....the night before thanksgiving...or the morning rather either way you look at it...it was late.the night was filled with cheap beer....shellac...and jagermeister...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:13:00 PST

some videos you should watch.

hey just surfing you tube...found some funny stuff...i didnt post that last blog...i was hacked...long story....but the war is not over. i will win. always do. on another note. some people are serious...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

my dvd collection--(im bored)

the departedman on fireblack snake moanbaseskeballanger managementhot fuzzgettysburgconstantinethe last king of scotlandnational lampoons black ballboiler roomblack hawk downboogie knightssyrianamissi...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:41:00 PST

at the dog and pony show.

the other day i saw a car wreck actually happen in real time. i was working real close to the highway....and i was up on a roof......and out of nowhere comes a red care doing doing doughnuts. in the ...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:10:00 PST

becaus ethey were squirrels.....real squirrels..and there were thousands.

sometimes its pretty entertaining reading the singles classifieds on craigslist. if you dint about craigslist...crawl out of your hole..and get with it...oik..so....it really chaps my ass..well i gues...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:23:00 PST

no more emotions to show..nobody has to know

most people who know me...know that i am pretty stubborn. especially when it comes to issues of the fairer sex...let me explain it for you like this. women...are Saudi Arabia....and I'm the united sta...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:08:00 PST

principles of technology

" my fellow americans, i am talking about george marshall jenkins IV"pbs has been ruinning this series called....the war....it pretty good. that is until they started doint their donation push. they h...
Posted by George Marshall Jenkins IV on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST