Ehm-Lee - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Emily.
I'm silly.
I go to NKU.
I have a radio show with my friend Fred! Listen to it! Every tuesday 5pm-6:45 and Thursday at 6pm on www.norsecoderadio.com. Add us on Myspace, too!
I enjoy movies and film immensely.
I enjoy Chipotle to no end.
I have a crude sense of humor. And I'm a LAYDEE.
My brothers are the most important people in my life.
My friends are dope.
I love robots.
I love zombies.
I sometimes don't eat because I'm so lazy, I can't handle waiting for instant oatmeal to cook its 2 minutes in the microwave.
I'm indecisive.
I have no money in my bank account.
I will forever put my faith in Zeus the Sky God.
Wes Anderson and Andrew Bird are the love(s) of my life.
I heart Louisville and the people in it.
I love my family. We rule.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson. And the entire TAPS team.
My cat is black and stupid.
I'm obsessed with Titanic. Everything about it.
I'm already a 74 year old woman: I love cats, I love A&E, and eat Grape Nuts.
I'm obviously a human and love music.
I like free things.
I think Bill Paxton COULD save the human race.
I'm the biggest asshole when it comes to correct grammar and spelling.
Picture-taking is awesome.
I'm impatient.
I talk more than any other human on earth.
I don't do drugs.
I drink but it's not my profession as much as I'd like it to be.
I have hardly any political opinion but I know that I think Michael Moore is a slobbering, walking mishap.
I don't sleep enough.
I like video games.
I love NSYNC and I dun givva FYUCK.
Diet Coke is GOD.
I miss Ohio.
I'm pretty much awesome.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Andrew Bird. Immediately.

Ernest P. Worrell.

Paul Rudd.

Anyone who doesn't write to me shit like this:

"Hey. My name is Derek. I am 25 and live in newport,ky. I am 511 short brwn hair and eyes about 200. I'm nice,sweet,honest,caring,great personality,laid back,easy going. I dont smoke or drink but they dont bother me if you do. I like the movies,putt putt,cuddle,anything outdoors, shopping and just haveing fun. I am on here looking for someone to talk to and get to know and possibly meet see where it goes. So if your interested and wanna talk then get back to me."

or THIS:

" whats up thanks for being my friend,oh and you're hot. "

or "take to me" boy:

"yo girl, u should take to me :-D"

And if you don't play LARP.
We should be great friends if the above criteria does not apply. ..

Jason Schwartzman

My Blog

It’s a religious blog! Oh me, Oh my! Oh ZEUS!

GET OFFENDED."It's not some dude with a big white beard that lives on a cloud..." Name that TV show.Zeus is the only God. He's real. He's made of stone in Greece. That means he's real. Jesus is just s...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:40:00 GMT

Eat shit, lady.

You're a truly terrible person. Your pathetic, attention-seeking methods will run dry and so will the tolerance your friends (that you will probably drop because of meaningless shit that could have ha...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:46:00 GMT

So today is one of the best days Ive had in a long time.

Today has been awesome for the following reasons:1. My brother Nathan just got hired by like, the biggest advertising company uhm, ever and that kicks so much ass. He's awesome at what he does and he'...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:42:00 GMT

Goodbye, Perkins.

After working for about 3 months at Perkins Family Restaurant, I decided today, not even a half an hour ago, that it was my time. Fucking finally. Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, my life w...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:48:00 GMT

Yay, survey, yay!

one of these* Four jobs I've had* Four movies I can watch over and over* Four TV shows I love(d) to watch* Four places I've been on vacation* Four favorite dishes* Four websites I visit daily* Four pl...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Hey, friends [in high school]!

Okay...let's clear some things up.I'm in college, we know this.I have really good friends or at least I used to.Just because I go to another school doesn't mean I don't want to hang out.I guess it's i...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Hey! Haye! Hae!

I should've had the worst two weeks ever. Too bad they've been AWESOME. I'm happy! Yay!Now dance for me. Dance.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 19:45:00 GMT

New clothes for no smoking!

I just bought new clothes. No, you don't understand. I DON'T buy clothes. I haven't bought new clothes since like, last YEAR. Why have I done this?Because I stopped smoking today!! I'm all up on this ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:02:00 GMT

I think someone stole my brain.

I'm so confused.I can't tell if I'm being the bastard or not.I don't like myself right now.And I don't know what to do.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Yankme Candle is a clever name.

So, I work at the mall. I've worked there for a couple months as a seasonal. It never ceases to surprise me at how many stupid fucks pay endless money for a goddamned candle. LARGE = $22.99MEDIUM = $1...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 17:28:00 GMT