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$WIFTMONEY

when you say you love me, it don't matter, if you ain't tryin to make my bank account fatter

About Me

clumsy.
busy.
drunky.
dancy.
FANCY .
childhood botanist.
recreational iceskater.
bosslady art director.
texas transplant.
transdimensional tsarina.
pictographic culturesmither.
faggotry fascinator.

i have fun.

kimswift.com

My Interests

STEVE-O SPRINKLES. sprinkle society, the fancy club, glamour monsters, being sparklier specialer and smarter, appearing a debonair individual despite interior feelings of despair, eggs, perversion, science, micron pens, wallpaper, color paletting, glossy floors, tragedy, titty bars, gay bars, hotel bars, maybe living in a hotel in the future, eating disorders, fossils, making stuff, baby animals, gold teeth, surprises, hair cuts, mid century modern furniture?, technicolor, italy TX, shuggy dinners, fancy shit, dirty old junk, monolithic dome dwellings, scandinavia, indulgences, ice skating, roller skating, layers, garage sales, free stuff, ipod-enhanced brooklyn bike exploration, porn, mirrors, paper, paint (particularly of the puff variety), SPACE, nail art, SWEDEN, disaster, decadence, GAY GUYS. mistakes.

I'd like to meet:

collaborators, weirdos, genuines, originals. and an intern.

Music:

madlib. dilla. swedish. brooklyn. independent. rap skits. rap. dumb.

Movies:

PARTIZAN.

Television:

trek. mad men. daytime. guru.

Books:

carver. sci-fi. how-to. frame.

Heroes:



and mingering mike.

My Blog

LA! July 12 thru 16!

hay hay hay i'm coming to LA!!Vergenza, The Fancy Club's 1 favorite client and creator of the most AMAZING high-end erotic tools on the market today, is participating in the AVN trade show - and The F...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:12:00 PST

Austin May 2 thru 4

i'm coming to austinlive and directmay 2 thru 4gonna get suspecthope you can shug mecuz i'm real poorgonna chase a coyoteand kick down your doormake a wish in a wellpuke in your yardtan til i'm crispb...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

sxswd out

let me start by apologizing to those i regretfully did not meet up with while i was in austin for sxsw. i am so sad and sorry i couldn’t see some of you and that i was not the best communicator...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:52:00 PST

sxsw

so i'm coming to austin for sxsw.i've amassed an incredible list of free parties and RSVP's that you MUST get in on. i'm looking for a gang - a roudy running crew who wants to just tear it UP....and ...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

boot camp

i'm in a boot camp class at the YMCA and its retarded hard.they make you wheelbarrow down the basketball court and crawl around like a bear.if you don't do it fast enough the guy yells at you and make...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:54:00 PST

AIDS WALK!

So I have just joined this year's NYC AIDS Walk! I am so excited to be joining the H.O.M.I.E. coalition, headed up by my good friend Jessica Resler of the Nightwives, who is on her 12th year now! Th...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:55:00 PST

home base.

Home Base is an art exhibition that explores notions of "home." It happens annually, in alternative spaces, and involves some pretty incredible artists. I had the opportunity to work as a gallery i...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 04:42:00 PST

el productivo.

busy is good.kim likes to be busy.kim can't not be busy.just like kim can't not like kate bush.kim likes to go to see el-p and flying lotus at studio bkim likes having two pockets full of hennessyno a...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:16:00 PST

TAG.

Lori "tagged" me to do this, and I wasn't going to, but just to prove a point - ((SPEEDWAY J)) - i'm going to do it. ha!Instructions: You got "tagged"! ... Once you've been tagged, you have to write a...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:22:00 PST

race 4 the cure, november 4th, 2007!

oh hi friendsI sent this email out as well, but dont have a lot of addys, so here it is in blog:I recently accepted the challenge to raise funds to support the AustinAffiliate of Susan G. Komen for th...
Posted by $WIFTMONEY on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST