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BLAM!anda

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About Me

Causin trouble and spreadin love. Storyteller. I thrive on singing anything you can dig your teeth into, dancing my ass off. An entertainer by blood, despite my best efforts to deny how much I need the spotlight. I'm Southern so I trust you and got your back until you give me a reason not to (and expect the same in return). I'm also, sometimes, Krystle Rivers... .. ..

My Interests

My one-eyed kitty, New things, Old things that are new to me, Kiki de Montparnasse, Speaking and hearing the truth, meeting strangers, keeping my eyes open,good burlesque, Anais Nin, dirtiness, equally crazy dance partners, laughter, outrageousness, surprise, sweetness, the Harold

I'd like to meet:

The mighty Miss Turner. Partners in Crime. Sex on a Stick. Open hearts. The curious. The brave. The witty. The wise...and you...when you come see me perform in this...But first come to this...it's my baby!!!

Music:

Led Zepplin, the Stones, Portishead, Outkast, James Brown, Prince, Velvet Underground, Micheal Jackson, Massive Attack, Radiohead, Vanity 6, Billy Idol, RJD2, Etta James, Hendrix, Janis Joplin, SRV, Sam Cooke, Willie Nelson, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Bjork, 2 Many DJ's, LCD Soundsystem, Mount Sims, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Peaches, Whitey, Soul Coughing, Nightmares on Wax, Talking Heads, James Taylor, Pumpkins circa 'Siamese Dream', P Funk, Scissor Sisters, T. Rex, Spoon, Old school Lil' Kim, The Cure, Joy Division, PJ Harvey, Mos Def, NIN, Otis, Bill Withers, ODB, Air, Duran Duran, Tribe Called Quest, Pharcyde, Happy Mondays, The Smiths, YYY, People Under the Stairs, Ray Charles, The Roots, Akira the Don, The Black Keys, Kaki King, M.I.A., Tom Jones, Gangstarr, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Hot Chip, Le Tigre, George Micheal, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Tricky, Death from above 1979, MSTRKRFT, chk chk chk !!!, TV on the Radio, Editors, Thievery ...

Movies:

anything Lynch, Tarantino, Wes Anderson, P. T. Anderson, Coen Bros., John Waters, Tim Burton, David Fincher, anything from the Chris Guest camp. Belle du Jour. City of God. Requiem for a Dream. Candy. cheezy 70's horror films (Sleepaway Camp, anyone?) classic porn. 9 1/2 Weeks. Secretary. Klute. Casino. Goodfellas.Stealing Beauty.Dazed and Confused (just like everyone else from Austin, so what...) Trading Places. 9 to 5. Harold and Maude. Bitter Moon. Wet Hot American Summer. Bullets over Broadway. Cabaret. Little Miss Sunshine. Capturing the Friedmans. Tarnation. ALL the Ginger Snaps.

Television:

Aeon Flux, Six Feet Under, Taxicab Confessions, Real Sex, Family Guy, Chapelle's Show, Big Love, The Sopranos, Weeds, LOST!!!!...

Books:

Truman Capote, Ken Kesey, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, Jeffrey Eugenides (The Virgin Suicides, Middlesex), Clubland, Tom Robbins, Sam Shepard, Franny and Zooey, Please Kill Me, Shakespeare, The Red Tent, Federico Garcia Lorca, Salman Rushdie, Everything is Illuminated, Augusten Burroughs, Biographies, Geek Love...

Heroes:

Mary Pickford (if you don't know, you should),Lauren Bacall, Carey Grant, Goldie Hawn, Madeline Kahn, Tallulah Bankhead,Christopher Walken, Jack Nicholson, My mother, Anthony Camargo...

My Blog

May lost it

This is the night May lost her mind. Later we found her in the bathroom having a full debate with herself. 'You go tell that mean ocean'May losing her mind Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by BLAM!anda on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST

Heavyweight Champ promo (I’m in it..!)

So yep...shot some promos for the heavyweight champ of the world Sultan Ibragimov vs. Evander Holyfield.....they're send ups of Rocky IV if you couldn't tell.......I don't wanna hear any lip about my ...
Posted by BLAM!anda on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

I’m in a music videooooo

By Mr. Andrew Thompson one of my favs...check out his myspace page too!Check it out!:http://www.lewisrecordings.com/video/andrewthompson/int histown/ittlarge.html
Posted by BLAM!anda on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

Undeniable Amazingness

As you can see, I am not big on the blog (my own, that is...) BUT sometimes something so amazing comes around one must use all resources possible to spread the word... This might be old news, but it's...
Posted by BLAM!anda on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

I got edited by the MySpace Patrol!!!

Well shiiiiiiiittt.....I signed on today and my loveliest pictures have been deleted by the MySpace staff!!! They cited the possible loss of sponsorship as the reason....man it was just a little tiny ...
Posted by BLAM!anda on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST